Category: US
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Giant Attack on Titan Style Naked Trump Statue Set Up in Phoenix
They’re touring battleground states with it.
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Vote MY VAGINA 2024: Freddy Krueger Looking Whore Melania Says There’s No Room for Compromise on Child Murder
Any way you vote, you’re voting Vagina 2024.
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Biden Clarifies: Israel is in Charge, They’re Discussing Striking Iran’s Oil Industry
Glad we got that straightened out.
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Illegal Northern Border Crossings Increase 50-Fold During Biden-Harris Regime
Migrants from these recent waves aren’t even looking for jobs.
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Biden Administration Does More Pointless Sanctions Against Jew Groups in West Bank
It’s election time, and they need to pretend they’re doing something.
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Virginia School Board Must Pay $575K to Teacher Fired Over Refusing to Use Tranny Pronouns
He was fired in 2018.
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Feeble Old Coot Brandon Says He Doesn’t Support Jews Drawing US Into Massive War with Iran
Why does he keep giving his opinion on matters he has no influence on? Who gives a shit about this stupid old man’s opinions?
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Deathblow to American Conservatism: Baby-Killer Trump Endorses Abortion Up to Sixth Months
If you believe in democracy, you need to explain why the Republican Party exists at all.
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Iran Calls for US to Leave the Region, Contain the Jews, Warns They’re Totally Ready to Go All-In
There’s no stopping it now.
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Dockworkers (Pinko Scum) Start Massive Strike, Close Ports Whining About Robots
Rockefeller was right about unions.
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Judge Sentences 81-Year-Old Montana Man to Six Months for Cloning Giant Sheep
The judge wants to deter people from trying to “change the genetic makeup of the creatures” on the Earth.
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California Sues Catholic Hospital to Force Staff to Perform Abortions
Women expecting abortions should simply go elsewhere.
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Creepy-Ass Cracker “JD Vance” Supports Jews Launching Preemptive Wars Against “Bad Guys”
Bowman is fixated with Jews, for reasons he has failed to explain.
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White House Vows Vague Revenge on Iran for Daring to Defend Itself
The US government is going to try their hardest to pass this current crisis onto the next administration.
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Musk Wins Dismissal of Lawsuit Accusing Tesla of Misleading Public About Self-Driving Tech
Full self-driving is indisputably misleading.