Category: US
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New “Documentary” Asks the Most Important Question of Our Time: Was Lincoln a Faggot?
This is some serious scholarship here.
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SEAL Team Six Training to Fight the Chinese
The US is planning to fight the whole world.
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Senile Old Coot Brandon Bullied Into Wearing Trump Hat
Goofy.
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North Dakota Judge Says Abortion Ban Unconstitutional Because Abortion Makes Women Happy
“Pursuit of happiness” is not really even a legal matter, but insofar as it is, it just means you have a right to be left alone. It doesn’t mean you can kill people.
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The Science Says 6-Year-Olds Should be Given Ozempic
They’re already giving it to 12-year-olds.
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Women Shoving Lead, Arsenic, And Other Heavy Metals Up Their Goo Holes, Study Finds
Get these bitches up out of here. Enough is enough.
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Popular TikTok Influencer Caleb Graves Dies Suddenly Right After Completing Half Marathon
Some people are trying to blame the heat wave.
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Ultra-Cocksucker McCabe Brings Back “Trump is a Russian Asset” Narrative
Oh jeez man jeez.
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Jew Blinken and Nigger Lampy Swoop Through KEEV to Ask Jew Zelensky How They Can Suck Him Harder
Zelensky is going to say “give me missiles to hit Moscow.”
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Springfield Ultra-Fat Nigger-Lover with Dead Son: “You Know, I Wish My Son was Killed by a 60-Year-Old White Man”
He says racists contact him and he hates them all because he really, really loves niggers.
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Jew Blinken “Demands Overhaul” of “Israeli Behavior” After “American Turk” Killed by Ratlike Kikes
They didn’t do anything after Rachel Corrie, they’re not going to do anything about this.
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Nipples Cuomo Tapped “Contagion” Director to Help Him Stage Virus Hoax
This is what I said was happening. If you recall.
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“Hard-Partying” Venezuelan Migrant Gang Takes Over Texas Hotel
At least someone is having fun in America.
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Wisconsin: Mulatto Shot Mudshark Girlfriend 8 Times Because He “Feared for His Life”
She was in a fetal position when she was shot.
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US Government Alleges “White Supremacists” Tried to Use Telegram to Do Terrorism
The group was allegedly led by a dildo saleswoman.