It just keeps getting dumber.
Read More »Americans Won’t Go Back to Normal Life Until a Vaccine is Ready in 2021, Top Scientist Says
These experts should be held accountable for the destruction that they're causing.
Read More »Washington State Admits That Coronavirus has Already Peaked
The hoax is over, but they haven't told you yet.
Read More »It’s Time to Talk About Racism and the Coronavirus: It’s AIDS for Black People
This is the last hurrah of racism hoaxing.
Read More »Hulk Hogan Says the Collapse of Society is a Punishment from God
God has sent confusion to confound them.
Read More »Hotwheels Taking the Opportunity of Coronavirus Hysteria to Fake His Own Death?
No, he will not get out this easily.
Read More »With Apocalypse Narrative in Total Collapse, Saint Nipples Introduces More Extreme Fines for “Social Distancing Violations”
They are just going to keep doubling down.
Read More »Corona Hoax Officially Collapsed: Over the Weekend, NYC Daily Hospitalizations Dropped from 1,427 to 358
You should never forget the way people lied to you about this.
Read More »California, Oregon and Washington are Giving Up Ventilators
If there was really a major medial crisis, these states would not have hundreds of spare ventilators.
Read More »Bill Gates Might Not Allow Us to Have Any Social Events Ever Again
He's your boss now.
Read More »Governors Say They Need Corona Aid from Trump, Even Though Nothing is Happening
Oh my God, it doesn't matter.
Read More »Moody’s Says 30% of the Economy is Already Gone
Are you ready to rumble?
Read More »Low IQ Surgeon General Says You’re All Going to Die Like on 9/11
You need 47,500 deaths to meet 2017-18 deaths. That ain't happening. You people are sick.
Read More »Tens of Thousands of Medical Workers Have Been Laid Off During Alleged Virus Apocalypse
It's common sense to fire medical staff during a global pandemic.
Read More »Walmart Limits Number of Customers Allowed Inside at Once, Creates Bizarre “One-Way” Aisles
It's like Walmart on acid.
Read More »New York: Burglaries Up 75% as City Turns Into Death Wish Already
You'd best start believing in the collapse of society.
Read More »Trump: “There Will be Death”
So we're still in hysteria mode, not yet talking about what comes after.
Read More »Joe Rogan Says He’d Vote for Trump Over Biden
Sucks for Biden.
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Calls for Coronavirus Reparations for People of Color
Blacks and browns will use any excuse to demand stuff from whites.
Read More »Hungry America: People are Already Flooding the Food Banks
At least the Mexicans are sure to go home. Their country is going to be a lot better off than ours.
Read More »Guide to Owning the Libs: “Liberals are the Real Mansplainers”
Yeah, you'll have this. I guess.
Read More »Democrats and Republicans Blaming Each Other for the Economic Collapse Won’t Continue After It Hits
You're going to see partisan cooperation like never before, when we finally come out of quarantine and this war machine gets rolling.
Read More »3M Defies Trump’s Order to Stop Exporting Masks to Fight Racism
This whole narrative is about to get nuked in favor of wartime jingoism.
Read More »Dumb Black Surgeon General Announces He Advises People to Wear Masks
This mask debacle should demonstrate with absolute finality that these people either have no idea what is going on or they are causing a crisis on purpose.
Read More »10 Million New People Have Already Filed for Unemployment
They're going to have to start a war with China. There is no other possible course.
Read More »Absolute Freakout: New Poll Shows Americans are Increasing in Panic Over the Coronavirus Hoax
"The economy collapsing" is not limited to the stock market, you retards.
Read More »Salvation: Dumb Jew Jared Kushner Put in Charge of Stupid Coronavirus Hoax
It is the perfect candidate to manage this dumb hoax.
Read More »FDA Now Allows Homosexuals, Drug Users and Tattooed People to Donate Blood More Easily
This is completely disgusting.
Read More »Coronaflu: CDC Releases Statistics Showing 78% of People in the ICU Have Preexisting Conditions
Healthy people have nothing to fear from the flu.
Read More »“Nipples” Cuomo’s Video for His Brother Fredo is Pure Electionism
It's a 50/50 chance he's going to replace Biden as the nominee.
Read More »Insanity Begins: Man Derails Train to Send a Coronavirus Message
Now is when things get really funny.
Read More »Media Demanding Trump Do a National Lockdown Order
This is the beginning of the end of everything.
Read More »Joe Biden Says He Wants to Call Up Trump and Give Him Advice on Coronavirus
Joe Biden is an expert on this shit, faggot.
Read More »Trump Informs Media He’s Not an Accountant from China
He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.
Read More »Andrew Cuomo’s Pierced Nipples Reveal Him to be a BDSM Pervert
Well this is weird as shit, let me tell you that.
Read More »Bullshit: White House Projects 100k to 240k Corona Flu Deaths
I just can't even take it anymore.
Read More »Sea Sickness: US Aircraft Carrier Freaking Out Over Corona Infections, Saying the Whole Crew is Gonna Die
Yeah, a bunch of fit military guys in their twenties are going to die. Sigh.
Read More »Twitter Deletes Tweet from Corona Pseudo-Denialist Laura Ingraham
Twitter decides what you are allowed to think.
Read More »Chris Cuomo has Coronavirus! Sad!
I hope he dies. But he won't.
Read More »Unemployed H-1B Workers Demand They be Allowed to Stay in the US Because of Coronavirus
It would be mean to put Americans first.
Read More »Brazilian President’s Tweets Deleted for Not Being Hysterical Enough About Corona Hoax
"Look at me. I'm Brazil's president now." -Twitter
Read More »DC Mayor Says She’s Gonna Start Locking Niggas Up for Violating Quarantine
This will go over well with the blacks, I'm sure.
Read More »Illegal Mexican Workers and Their Traitor Employers Whining About the Border Being Closed
Coronavirus is literally my hero.
Read More »Joe Biden Now Hosting a Health Podcast
Based.
Read More »Ted Cruz is an Irredeemable Scumbag and an Otherworldly Demon Creature
Ted Cruz is literally the most disgusting creature that exists.
Read More »Phoenix: Cop Killed While Responding to a Domestic Violence Call (Guess He Should Have Minded His Own Business)
Play stupid games...
Read More »Pelosi Says Donald Trump Doesn’t Care That People are Dying, Lindsey Graham is Outraged
Who gives a shit man jeez.
Read More »CNN Finally Agrees with Donald Trump on Something
There's a first time for everything.
Read More »Poll Shows Biden with a 25-Point Lead Over Trump in “Close Counties”
We know whatever happens over the next 20 years is going to create an extreme dystopia. So it might as well be a comedic dystopia.
Read More »Mass Layoffs Have Begun
Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.
Read More »Rhode Island: National Guard Will Do Door-to-Door Searches to Ensure Lockdown Compliance
We shouldn't forget who did this.
Read More »Will Printing $10 Trillion Cause Economic Collapse?
Is it all over? For good?
Read More »Corona Will Wipe Out Poor Blacks? We Should be So Lucky.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Read More »Fat Jew Illinois Governor Says If You Don’t Panic You’re Against Doctors
"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200."
Read More »Hopefully, $2 Trillion in Government Handouts Will Finally Kill Libertarianism
I don't really see how it can survive this.
Read More »Newsom Releases Child Murderers from Prison Because of a Virus
Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.
Read More »Stanford Professors Say the Entire Projected Death Rate for Coronavirus is a Hoax
Bro it's not happening.
Read More »Alex Jones Ordered to Pay More Legal Fees for Sandy Hoax Crisis Actors
They are making an example of Jones.
Read More »Deranged Skank Delivers Hysterical Doomsday Prophecy on House Floor, Claims We Will See Darkness
Crazy whore may have been possessed by a demon.
Read More »Googly-Eyed Wop Cuomo Backtracks on Lunatic City Lockdown
He is absolutely humiliated.
Read More »FBI Went to a Guy’s House and Shot Him Because He was a Racist
Not a big news story! Strange!
Read More »$35,000 Worth of Food Thrown Out After Woman Coughs on It as a Joke
Standard female humor for you.
Read More »Barack Obama’s 2008 Presidential Victory Improved Mental Health Among Black Males
No country for cave beasts.
Read More »Harvard Researchers Say Many Social Distancing Periods May be Required Into 2022
Everything proposed to fight against coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.
Read More »DRUMPF is Putting the Economy Before People’s Lives!!!!!
Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?
Read More »US Tops 1,000 Deaths of Coronavirus – Where is the Apocalypse?
This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.
Read More »The Draft May be Coming for Women
They deserve it.
Read More »Bill Gates Says 6 to 10 Weeks of Total Isolation “Is the Best Case Scenario” for America
2020 may end up being the most boring year ever.
Read More »Obama has Been on Twitter Telling the Stupid Goyim Why They Have to be Locked Up
The dumber this hoax gets, the more I agree with Alex Jones.
Read More »A Deal is Reached! We’re Getting $1,200!
GIMMIE DAT MONEY!
Read More »40% of American Corona Hospitalizations are Not Old People!
What is different about America???
Read More »Trump Approval Rating Matches All-Time High
We're gonna make it after all.
Read More »Governor Cuomo Tells His Stupid Brother That the Sky is Falling
Whine harder, you weird bitch.
Read More »Masks Don’t Do Anything, But the US is in Desperate Need of 3.5 Billion of Them from China
Just trust the Jews, goyim. They're God's chosen people.
Read More »Trump Blamed After Boomers Drink Fish Tank Chemicals to Try to Prevent Coronavirus
Come on. This is retarded.
Read More »Donald Trump Sends His Love to My Asian Americans
Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess.
Read More »Donald, We Passed “Worse Than the Disease” A Long Gosh-Darn Time Ago, Buddy
Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.
Read More »Demon-RATS Continue to Cockblock OUR MONEY
These rat bastards...
Read More »Bill to Give People Money Fails Because the Democrats are Fiscal Conservatives Now
Give me my money.
Read More »New York Governor Andrew Cuomo Says 80 Percent of the State Could Get Infected with Coronavirus
With such dire projections, what's the point of shutting everything down?
Read More »Justice Department Quietly Seeking Powers to Indefinitely Detain People Without Charge
This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore.
Read More »Rand Paul Tests Positive. It’s All Over Now.
Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!
Read More »Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
You'd best start believing in NEETs. You are one.
Read More »Trump Really Should Have Stuck with “It’s Just the Flu, Bro”
We'd just better get that money.
Read More »Joke Time is Over, Faggot: Federal Joke Police Investigate White Nationalist Jokes About Spreading Coronavirus
Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.
Read More »How Screwed Up is This Country That $1,200 is a Life-Changer for Most People?
I don't think it's happening.
Read More »Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet
I don't trust them.
Read More »Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
This is supposed to be the land of abundance!
Read More »Boo-Hoo, Boomer: One Person Per Hour Dying of Coronavirus in New York
WHO EVEN CARES? JUST LET THEM DIE
Read More »Trump Introduces Jabba the Slob Pompeo as Head of “Deep State Department”
Trump QAnon outreach is boring so far.
Read More »Mike Pence Aide has Zipperhead Lung AIDS
It's not anyone's fault but the dinks.
Read More »Belligerent Alleged Cannibal Pompeo Whines About China
Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.
Read More »New York Locks the Whole Place Down Due to Boomer Hoax Virus
But will it be good for the economy?
Read More »Senator Sold Stocks, Informed Donors to Sell Stocks, While Downplaying Virus Publicly
This is democracy for you - you deserve this because you voted for him.
Read More »China to Punish Woman Who Flew from America to China While Hiding Corona Infection
How many coincidences are there involving the Coronavirus so far?
Read More »Idaho Bans Men Pretending to be Women from Women’s Sports
I disapprove.
Read More »California: Everyone Officially Banned from the Streets by the Governor
Is this a conspiracy or what?
Read More »Younger Adults Comprise Big Portion of Coronavirus Hospitalizations
You are not safe.
Read More »Baltimore Mayor Tells Blacks to Please Stop Shooting Each Other Until the Virus is Gone
"Nigga just stop killin niggas fo like a month, nigga!"
Read More »Trump Will Take Advantage of Coronavirus to Finally Give Us the Communist Utopia We Deserve
This is the dawn of a new age.
Read More »Trump Administration Vows to Hunt Down Whoever Said “Kung Flu”
This is retarded and I hate it.
Read More »Federal Government to Use Cellphone Location Data in Massive Spying Experiment
Maybe Alex Jones was right?
Read More »Media Says “People Will Undeniably Die” If Bernie Doesn’t Drop Out
Corona murdered Bernie's campaign!
Read More »Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries
People like Joe Biden because he is so alpha.
Read More »Coronavirus Hits All 50 States
There is nowhere to run.
Read More »Shelter in Place! The National Guard has Been Deployed to Help You, Goyim!
This is it, folks.
Read More »White House Calls on Andrew Yang as They Vow to Dole Out NEETbux!
I'll believe it when I see it.
Read More »1 in 5 Americans Believe They’ll Contract the Coronavirus
You'd best start believing in contracting the coronavirus.
Read More »Disgraced Nazi Lesbian Former Congressskank Katie Hill Says She Probably has Coronavirus
What's all this here?
Read More »New York Now Admits to 1700 Cases of Coronavirus – 19% Hospitalized
Is it even happening? Or what?
Read More »DOOM TANK: Fast Times in Ye Olde DOOM TANK
It's ogre.
Read More »Stock Market Collapses, President Trump Says We Might be in a Recession
It's a good thing bitcoin is still - oh. Yeah, nevermind.
Read More »Trump Finally Talking About Quarantining Coronavirus
What choice is there?
Read More »Federal Reserve Cuts Interest Rates to Near Zero But Stock Market Crashes Anyway
The Jewish central banking system is having some real problems.
Read More »Top Infectious Disease Official Says America May Need a Total Lockdown
You have to have a national lockdown if you want to stop this virus.
Read More »At Debate, Biden and Sanders Teach People to Do the “Bro-Bow” AKA “El-Bro”
Zzzzzzzzz.
Read More »DOOM TANK: Americans Scurry to Get Inside US, Wait in Line for 10 Hours
Imagine waiting in line for 10 hours to get inside this tank of doom.
Read More »Ohio Health Official Backtracks on “100,000 Already Infected” Claim
I am a strong believer that this virus is already completely out of control and spreading.
Read More »Johns Hopkins Professor Says Probably 500,000 People in US Have Corona
We are all infected.
Read More »AOC Calls for Full Communism in Response to Coronavirus
I want free money from the government and I want it immediately.
Read More »Negro Democrat Andrew Gillum was with a Gay Escort and Pornstar During Hotel Room Meth Incident
The people of Florida deserve better than this.
Read More »Trump Claims He Tested Negative for Corona
The whole concept of him announcing a test is really dumb.
Read More »Trump Extends Travel Ban to UK and Ireland
Trump is just trying to look like he's doing something.
Read More »The Emerging #NeverBiden Movement and the Hope of a Tulsi Gabbard Third Party Run
A Tulsi movement would be very good for America.
Read More »Too Little Too Late: Trump Finally Acknowledges Coronavirus, Declares State of Emergency
Good luck, America.
Read More »CNN Contributor and Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Found by Police on Meth in Hotel Room
Well. He can still run for Mayor of Newark.
Read More »Airplane Passenger on Flight from New York to Florida Informs Crew After Landing That He Tested Positive
Millions of people are going to die.
Read More »Black on Trial for Killing Four Whites as Revenge for Racism
We are already in a race war. They just haven't bothered to tell you yet.
Read More »Jews Say Trump Saying “Foreign Virus” Means He’s Like Hitler
Let's unpack that.
Read More »Reformed Black Crack Dealer Now Bakes Cupcakes That are as Addictive as Crack
It's a touching tale.
Read More »Biggest Stock Market Crash Since 1987!
But Trump can still run on everything he did for Israel.
Read More »Ohio Health Department: More Than 100,000 People in Ohio Infected with Coronavirus
Well, that escalated quickly.
Read More »Brazilian Tests Positive for Corona Days After Meeting with Trump
I am sure it's all fine no problem who cares anyway about some dumb virus can't do anything.
Read More »Fat Soybeard Bernie Bro Harasses Media for Covering Up Anti-Semitism, Gets Put in Headlock
Poor Bernie Bros.
Read More »Oh Yes, Please Coronachan, Shut Down Hollywood
Coronavirus truly is a gift.
Read More »Just Do Something? Trump Bans Travel from Europe for Some Reason
Well this is pointless.
Read More »NBA Cancels Entire Season After Player Gets Coronavirus!
Whoops!
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Holds Strong, Refuses to Apologize for Calling Coronavirus “The Slope Plague”
BASED.
Read More »Looka Here, Bernie & Bros
It's not just the blacks that are to blame for Biden.
Read More »Biden Wins Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri and Idaho
This is so dumb.
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