Category: US
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Hordes of Migrants Trying to Cross the Border Before Trump Takes Office
It doesn’t even matter, bro.
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The Science Wants to Give Younger Women Drug That Allegedly Extends Fertility
Women don’t need more fertile years, they just need to use the ones they already have.
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Secret Cervix Boss Says Ear Scrape Worst Disaster in Decades – Still Not Resigning
This bitch is something else.
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CNN Anchor Says Josh Shapiro Would be a Risky VP Pick “Because He’s Jewish”
This is so awesome.
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George Soros’ Son Endorses Kamala! Very Interesting Political Intrigue Afoot!
It doesn’t matter. Trump already “won.”
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NYC Cops Refuse to Respond to Migrant Crime Wave, Tell Store Owner to “Hire Security”
The cops have more important things to do, like brutalizing students who support Palestine.
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Alleged Ear Scratcher Actually a Pretty Good Shot, Alleged Shooting Range Classmate Reveals
Apparently, Homeland Security trains in that shooting range.
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RFK Jr. Claims the Democrat Party is Run by Niggers
Bold statement, Bobby.
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Obama Not Endorsing Kamala
Very few people are able to endorse Kamala with a straight face.
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SUNDAY CANCELED AGAIN: Biden Drops Out!
He endorsed Kamala.
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Trump Says WW3 is Coming, Claims “Russia is After All of the Ukraine,” Threatens Hamas
Why should Americans care about what Russia does on its borders or whatever happens in the Middle East?
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Google Searches for “How to Register to Vote” Allegedly Up by 500% Since Trump’s Ear Allegedly Shot
It’s a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he’d win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
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CDC Still Whining About Bird Flus, Saying They’re Gonna Do You Dirty Again
IT’S ALL COMING BACK
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Philadelphia: Black Woman Shouts “Fuck Your Baby, Bitch!” and Shoots 7-Month-Old
This is a textbook example of a person suffering from a chronic lack of reparations.
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Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.