Category: US
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Secret Cervix Director Finally Resigns After Successful “Competence Crisis” PSYOP
Haha we just owned the libs hard, my fellow goy!
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Kamala’s In. They’re Not Switching Her Out. (I’m So Tired of Talking About This.)
The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala’s record of being an Indian who’s racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can’t really tell if I think that is funny or not.
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Hordes of Migrants Trying to Cross the Border Before Trump Takes Office
It doesn’t even matter, bro.
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The Science Wants to Give Younger Women Drug That Allegedly Extends Fertility
Women don’t need more fertile years, they just need to use the ones they already have.
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George Soros’ Son Endorses Kamala! Very Interesting Political Intrigue Afoot!
It doesn’t matter. Trump already “won.”
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NYC Cops Refuse to Respond to Migrant Crime Wave, Tell Store Owner to “Hire Security”
The cops have more important things to do, like brutalizing students who support Palestine.
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Alleged Ear Scratcher Actually a Pretty Good Shot, Alleged Shooting Range Classmate Reveals
Apparently, Homeland Security trains in that shooting range.







