Category: US
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California: Newsom Signs Law Banning Schools from Telling Parents They’re Trannifying Their Kids
Now children can be safely brainwashed and mutilated.
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Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
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After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
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FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
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Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.
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Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
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New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
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Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
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Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
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Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
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Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of “obvious maliciousness.”
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“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you’re a healthy male between 17 and 42, I’d advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there’s a war coming.
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Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
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“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are “everyone is too competent” and “everyone is incompetent.”
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Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated… pretty slowly, actually.