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EVERYONE has a right to advise other people to kill themselves.

Can Bernie beat Trump tho?

Harvey has been lynched.

GDP is about to go orbital. These are our values.

Everywhere you look these days you find yet another racist conspiracy. 

I can't even really understand why it's a unique request.

You need to be paranoid. 

This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade. 

Welp.

We are now in the gilded age of full masturbation and zero fertility. 

Kids these days. 

I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.

Freedom isn't free.

Trump needs to return to America First!

Why can't I donate my millions of dollars to "historically White colleges?"

Even Ilhan Omar is wrong sometimes.

I'm on-board with this. 

Democrats are the real racists.

Mourn not the passing of the Boomer.

Trump better not choke.

Everything about Elon Musk is weird.

It's like an amusement park ride where, if it breaks down, you have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them to fix it.

It's not so much a question of "was it okay?" as "was it funny?" 

Saved by Tucker.

Who could be better suited to understanding justice and decency than a woman?

Can a living corpse sustained by dark magic even be said to have cancer in the first place?

The reason that it is obvious that it is racist to say anything about black people and monkeys is that black people obviously look like monkeys.

"That's not my CP, officer."

The cops and the landlords are united against the people. 

CNN is fake news, and I hope they go bankrupt.

That's democracy for ya.

Well, that's comforting.

Just try to imagine a serious world leader like Adolf Hitler dancing like that. 

Be careful.

It's all coming together for Trump.

"...beautiful, sharp-tongued cheerleader and the most popular girl at Bayside High..."

Hollywood is the belly of the beast.

There will be no anti-war candidate in the 2020 election. 

Well done, lad.

This is a violation of international law.

Slutting for koalas.

I just literally can't even.

This is really just a waste of time, is it not?

No, not the band.

These are the risks of living in the greatest freedom democracy ever on earth.

"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America

We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted. 

He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.

Time to buck up, snowflakes.

Who gives a shit?

Boy is Washington stupid.

Only Boomers would believe this garbage.

Tucker is in dangerous waters here.

Nothing's free — not even dead goblins.

Who the hell even knows anymore? 

That is the coldest possible take.

If Joe keeps talking like this, I might just vote for him.

COWARDS!

Most businesses should just have a "no Blacks" policy tbh.

Best freedoms is big time choices.

I don't know how you could accidentally shoot your girlfriend during this ceremony. 

This nightmare will end.

How is this real life?

If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency. 

Overweight people are a joke.

Somebody's gonna have to lay that pipe.

The only thing that matters is protecting Jews from people who hate them. 

There are a lot of reasons, in fact.

It's the 20s and Orange Man is on some 00s shit.

We have to RESIST.

You cannot trust the cops.

Al Sharpton is your standard race traitor.

More government policies meant exclusively to annoy people.

Typical story of a black turned evil by the internet.

Just what schools need: less discipline.

Of course he's white. Only white people shoot up their own churches.

We probably need more Doom Yang memes.

Finally, young people will be unable to get $15/hour jobs, instead of being unable to get $8/hour jobs. That's progress.

I could have sworn that this guy died, and they had some big fanfare around his funeral. 

Chimpouts are funny as long as the blacks fight other blacks.

I'm bored and this article is stupid. Don't read it.

I think we should rename it "Black Israelite Pyramid Energy Highway." 

This is worse than telling you to take it up the ass. 

Consoom and like it, you bigot!

Children are the future and they must be protected. And there is no place where they are less safe than in the care of women.

Evangelicals will continue to poison America for whatever time they have left. 

As we remember that America used to be more normal, we can remember Imus. 

This is what it's like to be young and black in America.

Whatever happens, what we know is that Trump is going to win in 2020.

Thanks, Trump.

womp womp

Basically, Matt Drudge is now functioning as a totally anti-Trump agent. 

They want the goyim high on drugs and masturbating all the time. 

What is going on with this garage?

In a diverse society, all fathers must stay home to protect their daughters.

He won't win the nomination. But it isn't because he shouldn't win the nomination.

Who cares?

These people and their drugs make me sick.

Jews tacitly admit that Soros has a Jewish agenda.

Ann Coulter was also there.

What is incredible is how few people end up snapping.

Wasn't Joe worried about his wife's safety? 

This is the dumbest news story in a while, let me tell you this.

They are very clever creatures.

C'mon, Jews.

Stop this sleaze bag!

If you are starting to think that California has turned into a third world country - don't worry, it hasn't.

All Pete Buttigieg is doing is attempting to steal the nomination from Joe Biden. 

Does she want millions to be masturbated to death again? Apparently so.

Expect to be hearing a lot less about Star Wars in the years to come. 

They can't just keep saying he's evil. People have eyes.

This is an inspiring coming-of-age story.

His name is "Middle School Youth" and he is a rising star in the Democrat Party.

This is just more of the manipulative and psychopathic pearl-clutching that we expect from the Jews. 

Are we going to war with the bugs now tho?

Neat-o! Totally rad, Mr. President!

So, we're talking about this now? Interesting.

Be sure not to read these tweets aloud on campus - it's illegal.

Flag-hate must be stopped.

Technology has always been the tool of racists.

The Joke Police raid a man's workplace again.

Gen Z isn't messing around. God bless them.

The invasion never really stopped.

I lol'd.

Do you know these same people want to lower the voting age to 16? 

Those who do evil in the name of Christ will most certainly go to Hell.

This is the most important thing of all time. 

PIZZAGATE IS REAL. 

Just let kids be kids. After all, what kid hasn't staged a brutal kidnapping? 

This story is the joke that keeps you laughing!

It's a fun letter.

"Oh shit nigga, he got dat piger of meh."

You might not like it, but this is what peak democracy looks like. 

Why is he always so angry? He has the spirit of a woman in him.

Anything is more interesting than this impeachment.

Oh, the wall's coming. Just trust the plan.

They're coming for your toys now.

This is how they get you.

SCOTUS says it's illegal to clean up the streets.

We have to reestablish control over these women, and we have to do it quickly.