Category: US
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Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
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Watch: Biden Introduces Zelensky as “President Putin”
Hey guys – interesting information here – funny Biden gaffe!
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Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
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Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
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21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
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Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
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Florida: Satanists Want to Become School Counselors Under New Law
They’re coming for your kids, goy.
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George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
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Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
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Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn’t a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
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Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It’s a direct attack on the food supply.
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Poll: Most Americans Think College Degrees Aren’t Worth It
Took them long enough…
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US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn’t ever intended to work.
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Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn’t target the hospital.
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Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don’t understand what clocks are for.