Category: US
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Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges
The charges were obviously bullshit from the beginning but people just really hate Alec Baldwin and wanted to see him go down.
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FAA Wants Investigation of SpaceX for Some Reason I Don’t Really Understand
Give me my account back Elon, and the reporting stops.
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RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
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Trump is Allowed to Post Normally on Facebook and Instagram Now
Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again.
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Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
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Watch: Biden Introduces Zelensky as “President Putin”
Hey guys – interesting information here – funny Biden gaffe!
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Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
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Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
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21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
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Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
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Florida: Satanists Want to Become School Counselors Under New Law
They’re coming for your kids, goy.
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George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
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Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
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Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn’t a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
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Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It’s a direct attack on the food supply.