Category: World
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Vladimir Zelensky Claims to Have Christlike Healing Powers
He already claimed to be Iron Man and Luke Skywalker, who are more respected than Jesus among his supporters.
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Maduro Puts $100,000 Bounty on CIA “Opposition Candidate”
When Trump brings in infinity Indians to take all of the American jobs, the only thing left for Americans will be taking on bounties from Nicolas Maduro.
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Worst Korea Sees Tiny Improvement in Childbirths for the First Time in Years
Most shocking news of the year.
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Montenegro: Politicians Want Gun Control After Guy Kills 12 in Mass Shooting
Wouldn’t it be more practical to just make murder illegal?
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Slovakia Vows Revenge After Hohols Steal Their Gas
Any normal country would bomb the Ukraine for this kind of sabotage, but the EU says it’s good.
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Zelensky Admits Mass Desertions
This had been previously dismissed as “Russian disinformation,” with the Zelensky regime claiming that everyone is still very excited to go die.
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South Korean Authorities Give Up on Trying to Arrest Yoon Over Failed Coup
He’s apparently given up on his dream of establishing an incel dictatorship in the country.
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Syria: Moderate Terrorist Government Attacked Over Islamic Education in Schools
Sluts in Syria think they’re getting “rights.” Editor’s Note: Wow, that subheading sure is another big failure by the Daily Stormer staff. In fact, sluts in Syria had rights under Assad. Those rights are being taken away now. Pathetic.
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Hohols Seize Russian Gas Supply to Europe, Hold It Hostage Citing “National Security”
Germany should invade the Ukraine from the other end and liberate Lemberg.
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German Government Condemns Violence Against Cops on New Year’s Eve After 400 Arrests
The cops were attacked with fireworks.
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Hungary Permanently Loses 1 Billion Euros in EU Funding
First time this ever happened.
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El Salvador Announces Another Record Low Murder Rate in 2024
Preventing tens of thousands of murders is not worth making the NGO ladies sad.
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Putin Orders Russian AI Team-Up with the Chinese
How are they doing this without culturally superior Indians? I don’t understand.
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Belgium Becomes First EU Country to Ban Disposable Vapes as Part of War Against Nicotine
Your mommy says it’s bad so now you can’t have it. That’s called democracy.
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UK: Irish Footballer Dies Suddenly on His 27th Birthday
Another one of those things that no one could’ve predicted.