Why does he want elections?
Read More »Taiwan: Billionaire Foxconn Founder Running for President on Peace Platform
This changes the entire dynamics of the situation.
Read More »Zelensky Says Ghost of Kiev Just Died Crashing His Plane Into Another Ukraine Jet Like a Moron
How are these people going to fly F-16s?
Read More »Medvedev Says US Will Have Civil War
Russians should be well aware that when there is conflict, one side wins.
Read More »Greece Arrests Climate Change for Causing Wildfires
Somehow, people keep falling for the climate change hoax.
Read More »Prigozhin Confirmed Dead in Plane “Crash”
I've been meaning to write a big thing about this.
Read More »Germany: Judge Gets Sentenced to 2 Years for Ruling Against Mask Mandates for Kids
He can still appeal, but risks his job and pension if he loses.
Read More »FIFA Suspends Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Over Violent Rape Kiss
Rape is a blight that takes many forms.
Read More »South Korea: Massive Protest Calling for Government Action as Japan Poisons Seas with Fukushima Water
The Chinese are not the only ones against Japan poisoning the ocean.
Read More »Racist Orcas Attacking Refugee Boats Not Actually Racist, Scientists Say
Defending our seas.
Read More »Nigers Tell French Ambassador to Exit Niger Within 48 Hours
Straight kings.
Read More »Shock as Retardo Paper Straws Actually More Toxic Than Plastic
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Polish City on “Ukraine” Border Blighted with Disease, Blames Russia
Frankly, analysis is a waste of time these days. This just happens randomly. I'm an obsolete relic from an age where events followed patterns.
Read More »WSJ Now Saying US Will Cut Funding to Hoholistan in 2024 Because of Abysmal Failure
idk.
Read More »Spanish Football Federation Chief Refuses to Resign After Angry Mob Accuses Him of Rape-Kissing Women
Kissing women without their consent results in irreparable damage to their psyche.
Read More »Attractive Sluts Arrested Under Zelensky Tyranny for Whore-Dancing on Dead Soldiers’ Graves
What have we become?
Read More »Australia: Preschoolers Told to Make Cards Apologizing to Abos for Colonizing Australia
"Are all white men bad?"
Read More »Germany: More Kindergartens Doing or Considering “Sexual Exploration Rooms”
This is a utopia, goy.
Read More »Australia: Healthy 14-Year-Old Dies in His Sleep for No Reason
Experts believe the untimely demise to be the result of a completely random coincidence.
Read More »China Bans Japanese Seafood After Gay Pedophile Country Starts Dumping Radioactive Water
If the Japanese really like lolis so much, how come their birthrate is practically zero?
Read More »Six Countries Officially Invited to Join BRICS
There are many others who want to join.
Read More »Prigozhin Allegedly Dead After Plane Listing Him as Passenger Crashes with No Survivors
Nimrata Randhawa says Putin did it.
Read More »Hoholistan Says They Briefly Invaded Crimea on a Small Motorboat and Then Quickly Escaped
They're only making things worse for the people in the Ukraine.
Read More »Criminal Chinaman Drives Jet Ski Hundreds of Miles Across Open Ocean to South Korea
Jet skis are awesome.
Read More »Hoholistan Keeps Doing Terrorist Attacks, Hits Moscow Skyscraper, Belgorod Health Facility, Killing Three
This is NOT going to result in less support for Putin.
Read More »UK: Preschool Surrenders to Neo-Nazi Parents, Removes Book About Old Faggots, Trannies, BDSM
This was read to 4-year-olds.
Read More »Japan: Government to Start Dumping Radioactive Water from Fukushima Into the Ocean
Let's hope this creates a real Godzilla-like scenario.
Read More »UK: Descendants of William Gladstone Attack Their Ancestors, Apologise for Slavery
"He was a vile man. He was greedy and domineering. We have no excuses for him."
Read More »BRICS Leaders Meet in South Africa to Discuss Expanding the Bloc to Counter West
Russia and China are very good at making friends.
Read More »Austria Accused of Fulfilling Hitler’s Wishes by Turning the House in Which He was Born Into Police Station
It's an invaluable historic place, regardless of people's opinions on Hitler.
Read More »Jew Pressure Group Attacks China for Not Censoring Chinese Racial Supremacy Materials
It seems yet another group has developed the totally unscientific belief that black people are not very smart.
Read More »Russia Getting Richer, West Getting Poorer
Oops.
Read More »UK: Law Lecturer Fired for Refusing to Teach Students About Trannies
The evil TERF is suing now.
Read More »North Korea Tests Cruise Missiles as Great Satan Harassment Drills Begin
They can't never let a nigga be.
Read More »Germany: Small Village of 500 Trying to Stop Government Flooding Them with Invaders
Protesting doesn't seem to be working.
Read More »Russia Warns Great Satan Giving F-16s to the Ukraine Will Escalate War
The International Community has decided all men from the Ukraine have to die.
Read More »“Oi M8”: The British Cannot Afford Rent
Maybe immigrants can use diversity to lower housing costs?
Read More »Saudis Accused of Mass Slaughtering Hundreds of Illegal Immigrants from Africa
Good for them.
Read More »Spain: Olive Oil Will Soon be a Gourmet Product
At least the Ukraine is a vibrant democracy that is able to force its will on the country's Russian population.
Read More »This Fashion Icon Decided Finland Will Join NATO, Threaten Neighboring Russia with War
I would have liked a WWIII promotional video with this bitch grinding on a nuclear warhead and saying "oh Putin, Daddy, oh Daddy Putin, you're a bad daddy!" That would really be a lot more fun and exciting than that faggot NAFO doge bullshit.
Read More »Bild Says Russia Might Take More Territory as Ukraine Offensive Continues to Fail
The media is continuing to shift the narrative.
Read More »WaPo Says the Ukraine “Running Out of Options”
It's so insane to think that just two months ago, these outlets were claiming that Zelensky would be in control of Crimea right now.
Read More »UK: Six Former Cops Charged with Saying Mean Words on WhatsApp Group
Thank you for your service.
Read More »The Science Says Defeating Cow King and Genociding Bovine Army Key to Saving Planet
Cows were the true threat all along.
Read More »Great Satan Launches International Campaign Against Expert Exorcist for Flirting with Teenage Women
Alex Crow did nothing wrong.
Read More »POLITICO: Gay Retards in the US Government Regret Not Suing for Peace Before Failed “Counteroffensive”
"Milley was right!"
Read More »America Approves Sending F-16 Jets to the Ukraine as Soon as Pilots Complete Training
This is goofy and retarded.
Read More »Media Starts Pushing New Coronavirus Variant
It's literally just the flu.
Read More »Germany: AfD Politician Gets Beaten Up by Democracy-Loving Diversity
Apparently, in Germany, you're allowed to just attack politicians on the street and there are no consequences. As long as they disagree with the government. It's almost as if the government itself is responsible, no?
Read More »ECOWAS be Saying They be Botta Pop-Off, Them Niggas in Niger Ain’t Playing
Let a nigga has he peace, muthafuka.
Read More »Pakistan: Diversity Proves Problematic Once Again as Christians Pogromed
Christianity was spread to Central Asia by the sword, whereas Islam came bearing gifts of peace!
Read More »Five “French Tourists” Gang “Rape” 18-Year-Old British Woman in Spain
Rape should not mean "she regrets it."
Read More »Italy: Meloni Broadly Attacked – Including by Leftists – For Increasing “Migrants Arrivals” to Highest in History
The slut ugly old bitch is running around screaming about Putin.
Read More »Sweden Raises Terrorist Threat Level to 4 Out of 5 Over Koran Burnings
Sweden has to be doing this on purpose.
Read More »BRICS Countries to Meet in South Africa to Plan Heterosexual World Order
The era of gay anal is over.
Read More »UK: Comedy Show Canceled Because One of the People Involved Opposes Child Mutilation
Puberty blockers and chopped dicks are our principles and values.
Read More »Niger People Preparing to Defend Freedom from ZOG Assault…!
Jews don't really appear to think black people have a right to make their own decisions.
Read More »Sarkozy Gives Intense Interview, Blaming America for Ukraine War, Calling for an End to It
Macron is probably going to have to respond to this.
Read More »North Korea Says Black Soldier Who Defected was Escaping Racists
I wish more blacks did the same...
Read More »New Zealand: “Sex Worker” Accuses Cops of Discrimination for Not Hiring Her
Her main arguments for why she should be a cop are "I watch lot of crime stuff on TV" and "I suck dick for money."
Read More »Canada: Neo-Nazi TERFs Whine After Tranny Sets New Powerlifting Records
Back to the kitchen with you.
Read More »Hohols Outraged at NATO Suggestion of Ceding Territory, Say No Surrender, Ever
The nerve of these people is incredible.
Read More »German Economy in Tatters
There is no suffering that is too great to handle when we are talking about the bounty of democracy.
Read More »NATO Official Says They’re Already Discussing Ceding Land to Russia
So....um....
Read More »Germany: Pedophiles are Actually Fine and You Should Hire Them as Babysitters, Public Radio Says
"... sexual preference that deviates from the norm."
Read More »Taliban Celebrate Second Anniversary of Return to Power, Historic Humiliation of America
The Taliban are right about women.
Read More »UK: Dyke Speed-Dating Event Shut Down for Refusing Trannies
"Lesbians don't have penises" is pure hatred.
Read More »Kiev Junta Grabs Random Dudes Off the Street, Sends Them to Die Without Training
It's gonna be lol if the media starts publishing details of all these hohol atrocities.
Read More »Haiti is a Kind of Reverse-Wakanda Ruled by Rape Gangs
Haitian men's only motto is Rape All Women.
Read More »Putin Says He’s Building a Coalition of the Willing to Take On the Anal Beast
Secure the independence of states! Enough is enough!
Read More »Arestovich Says Western Dehumanization Propaganda Against Russia has Backfired
Whose idea was it to portray all Russians as evil monsters? It doesn't even make any sense.
Read More »The Ukraine: Based Criminal MP Making Millions Off of Man-in-the-Middle Arms Sales
The Ukraine has third world style basic corruption, but they take it into a whole other realm.
Read More »Russian Oil Exports to India Increase by 1100%
Sanctions aren't working.
Read More »Scholz Calls for More Peace Talks
Scholz has to keep pretending like he is pushing for negotiations, while also shipping the Ukraine all these weapons and acting like a border skirmish in the former USSR is an existential crisis for Germans.
Read More »Lula Asks Brandon to Please Stop Starting Wars Everywhere
This guy is like friggin' Genghis Khan.
Read More »AI Bigger Than Industrial Revolution, UK Deputy Prime Minister Says
The super AI just said people need to stop farting to save the planet, goy.
Read More »The Pivot Continues: Times of London Says NATO was Delusional About Ukrainian Offensive
Look, are we doing a world war or what? I'm frigging bored already.
Read More »Taiwan Separatist Rebel Lunatic Shows Up in America to Talk About Plans for Massive, Pointless War
Meanwhile, the Eskimo King has made zero trips to Beijing.
Read More »Malaysia: Based Government Cracks Down on Anal Wristwatches
Is it just me, or is this becoming more common?
Read More »Japan: Tokyo Ward Deputy Mayor Forced to Resign for Calling Fat Woman a Pig
It's unclear if he will commit seppuku at some point.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky’s Former Top Guy Arestovych Tells Ukrainians They’re Dumb Peasants
The upside is that there's not that many people left in the Ukraine.
Read More »Russia Sends Spacecraft to Region of the Moon Believed to Contain Ice
ANNEX THE MOON
Read More »The Ukraine Vows to Start #MeToo Witch Hunt in the Military
This will greatly improve the morale of their army.
Read More »Zelensky Fires All Regional Military Recruitment Chiefs for Not Kidnapping Enough Teen Boys and Old Men
There is no escape. This is an ethnic cleansing program.
Read More »Uganda Doesn’t Cuck After World Bank Stops Giving Them Money Over Anti-Anal Law
You can take your anal blood money and shove it back up your ass, faggot.
Read More »Ancient Man Froze the Bitch Out 1.1 Million Years Ago – They Were Eating Too Many Bugs
If you eat too many bugs, you can cool this bitch out and freeze your bitch ass down.
Read More »Watch: UK Police Arrest Autistic Girl for Pointing Out Officer Looks Like a Lesbian
Degenerates are a protected class.
Read More »Iraq: Based Government Cracks Down on Faggotry, Bans Word “Homosexuality”
They can only say "sexual deviancy" now.
Read More »Ireland: Neo-Nazi TERF Threatened by Cops for Speaking Out Against Tranny Event for Children
She's gone into hiding, apparently.
Read More »Germany: Daycares Introducing Sex Rooms for Toddlers to Get Naked and Touch Each Other (Not Satire)
Well, at least they're not living under Hitler and the Holocaust system. Like it or not, this is what peak democracy looks like.
Read More »Germany to Send 30 Refurbished Leopard I Tanks to the Ukraine
They're not going to be very useful.
Read More »Germany: Antifa Doxes AfD Candidates in State of Hessen, Tells People to Attack Them
This is what democracy looks like, goy.
Read More »Lebanon to Ban Barbie Movie for Promoting Faggotry
People are tired of this gay shit.
Read More »Canada: Eritrean Cultural Festival Canceled Over Fears It Might Become Too Vibrant
Why are there Eritreans in Canada?
Read More »Lisbon: Porsche Censors Famous Giant Statue of Jesus from Video Ad
The war on Christendom is not even subtle anymore.
Read More »CNN Admits the Ukraine has Zero Chance of Advancing, Totally Doomed, Russia Too Good at War
I specifically remember being told the opposite of this, actually.
Read More »France Punishing Police for Protecting City During Race War
The government is acting against the interests of the French people.
Read More »The Ukraine Accuses Random Women of Being Spies
Why is the military at walking distance from civilians?
Read More »The Science Developing Climate-Friendly Cow Breed, Planning Total Genocide of Normal Cows
Humans eating human food are a problem, according to the latest science.
Read More »Global Study Links Air Pollution to Increase in Antibiotic Resistance
This is Progress.
Read More »Jew Revolution Queen Victoria Nuland Denied Access to Deposed Niger “Democracy Leader”
The Nigeriens should be ringing me up and flying me in as top advisor.
Read More »Uganda: Evil Men Threaten Human Rights by Getting Paternity Tests for Their Kids
Every single woman mentioned in the article is against it.
Read More »UK Testing Vaccine for Virus That “Does Not Exist – Yet”
Just as they are planning the agenda, you should be planning a way to deal with it.
Read More »19-Year-Old Mormon Suddenly Drops Dead for No Reason
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Read More »Hateful Jew Psychopaths Bomb Damascus, Killing Four
At any point, the Jews could decide to kick-start war with their neighbors and force the US to come help them.
Read More »Pope Anus Welcomes People of Anus Into the Catholic Church
Francis is pushing good people away from the Church.
Read More »Niger Closes Airspace, Gets Ready for Showdown as Ride or Die Niggas Gather for LotR Style Battle
We're here for Niger, nigga.
Read More »Japanese Pedophiles Celebrate Hiroshima Bombing by Whining About Russia
The only thing they care about is using their sickening cartoons to turn everyone in the world into a pedophile.
Read More »Russia and China Hold Joint Naval Operation Near Alaska
The Russians and the Chinese are not playing games.
Read More »Best Korea Boosting Weapons Production with Style
Western democracies have no style.
Read More »Niger Calls Wagner as France Refuses to Leave and ZOG Neighbors Prepare Invasion
The US is going to look insane, invading another random country, showing the world that it can happen to anyone, at any time.
Read More »Based Mexico Continues to Protect America from Migrant Scum
Mexico is America's real border.
Read More »British Banks to Stop Using Term “Black Market,” Substitute with “People of Color Market”
It's about damn time.
Read More »UK: Man Criminally Charged for Silently Praying Near Baby-Killing Center
This is what freedom looks like, goy.
Read More »Germany: Vibrant Who Enriched Multiple Biofrontholes Spared Prison Because He’s “Fully Integrated”
He will attend anti-aggression training instead.
Read More »Mexico: State Named After Gay Dog Bans “Misogynistic” Lyrics in Concerts
When did feminism become so popular in Mexico?
Read More »Indonesia: Freak “Islamic” Cleric Arrested for Promoting Female Imams, Sex Mixing
I hope he dies in prison.
Read More »UN Inspectors Debunk the Ukraine’s Hoax About Explosives in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant
The Ukraine people are a bunch of dumb liars.
Read More »Niger Rising: Top Africa Analyst Describes General Tchiani as “Bob Seger But Better at Killing – And Black”
General Tchiani - LIVE FOREVER.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Regime and Anti-Regime Eritreans Fighting in Stockholm, Sweden
Diversity is Sweden's Greatest Strength.
Read More »Female Ukraine Soldiers Claim to be “Fighting Two Enemies,” Complain There’s No Contraception on Frontlines
Women have always been the primary victims of war.
Read More »British Now Saying the Ukrainians are Going to Have to Leave
I am the most anti-Ukraine person. But they are white.
Read More »Italy: Coast Guard Rejects Accusations of Basedness, Claims It Didn’t Let Dozens of Invaders Die
Why would you not let them drown?
Read More »China Considering Cool Plan to Limit Minors’ Time on Smartphones to Two Hours a Day
It's a good plan.
Read More »Germany: Small Town Manages Shocking Victory Against Planned Invader Camp
Hitler would be proud.
Read More »China has Total Ability to Thwart the Idiotic “Green Agenda” That Western Anti-China Lunatics are Pushing
Western countries did this to themselves.
Read More »The Ukraine to Send Medically-Exempted Men to the Frontlines
They're being democratically conscripted.
Read More »US Reportedly Tiring of Zelensky’s Shenanigans
Who cares?
Read More »Brandon Goes to War with the International Whale Community, Using Stupid Windmills to Genocide Them
The wind farms are also killing the region's aesthetics.
Read More »Even Poland is Sick of Zelensky’s Whiny Bullshit
I would really like to see Poland declare war on the Ukraine. That would be funny.
Read More »Swedish PM Says Koran Burnings Threaten Sweden, Increases Border Security
Is Sweden acting retarded on purpose?
Read More »Denmark: Cocksucker Cunt Government Says They Will Ban Koran Burnings – Still Have Free Speech
You never had free speech in the first place, faggots.
Read More »Germany: Entire Block of Social Housing Reserved for Refugees Before It’s Even Finished
Krauts deserve this because of the lampshades and stuff.
Read More »Zelensky on Endless Billions in Aid: “Nothing is Enough”
He cries "more, more, more!"
Read More »Ukraine Terrorists Drones Hit Moscow Business District for the Second Time in Three Days
The Ukraine is going to regret this.
Read More »Coach Red Pill on the Loose, Says He was Tortured by “Ukrainians”
I am glad the Coach is still alive.
Read More »Jew Overload in the Ukraine: Jew Overlord “Changes Date of Christmas” as Revenge Against Russia
What does this even mean?
Read More »UK: Farage Offered His Bank Accounts Back, Still Suing the Bank
Being a nanny state has some benefits after all.
Read More »The Science Proves Races Exist as New Alzheimer’s Drug Benefits Whites More Than Blacks
The Science is racist.
Read More »Germany: Supermarket Temporarily Increases Prices on Some Foods to Show “True Climate Costs”
They want you to eat soy slop.
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