Anyone who disrespects anal gets sodomized with a baguette.
Read More »Google Using AI to Predict Outcomes Based on Genes
It's for your own good, of course.
Read More »Brandon Calls Putin a “Dictator” Again
It's certainly clear to everyone at this point that democracy has failed.
Read More »Netanyahu Asks Musk to Fight Antisemitism Within the Confines of the First Amendment
The best way to fight antisemitism is to teach Jews not to Jew.
Read More »Poland Getting Ready to Ask Russia for WWII Reparations
I have a feeling this won't work.
Read More »Trudeau Goes Apeshit, Accuses Modi of Assassinating Sikh Leader in Canada
Best timeline.
Read More »NYT Says Zelensky Hoaxed Russian Attack on Civilians During Blinken Visit
What is going on?
Read More »Japan: 1 in 10 Residents Now Aged 80+ as Gay Pedophile Nation Works Itself to Extinction
Women are too busy doing the same things that men can do.
Read More »Media Hypes Nipah Virus Outbreak as India Shuttering Schools, Offices, And Public Transport
In 2020, after a millennia of peace, viruses decided to band together against humanity.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Says Putin is “Second Hitler,” Condemns All Russians as Evil for Electing Him
The only thing Hitler ever did wrong was lose.
Read More »Jens Reiterates Desire for “Endless War” Unless Russia Offers Unconditional Surrender
The only way this makes sense is if they are planning on sending in some new army.
Read More »Moron-Faced Ukie Demands West Implement Propaganda Programs to Manipulate Populations Into Supporting War
I always mock women's sense of entitlement. But quite frankly, I think the Ukraine is much worse than any woman I've ever seen.
Read More »All Broadcasters Investigating Russell Brand
Get on the plane, Russell.
Read More »Behold! Scholz Lashes Out at the “Anglo-Saxons”!
The Economist told him to take out a bunch of loans to solve economic problems caused by Americans.
Read More »Watch: African Tribes Fight on Italian Island, Native Population Grotesquely Outnumbered
Even brilliant scientists and engineers chimp out from time to time.
Read More »Russell Brand Rape Hoax Blowing Up – Top of New York Post, UK Cops Already Involved
Go to Russia, Russell! Go to the airport, and go right now!
Read More »UK Universities Outraged as Male Students Get Lawyers to Fight Against Fake Rape Allegations
Interacting with women is inviable.
Read More »UN Peacekeepers Leaving Trail of Bastard Children All Around the World
It's time to abolish the United Nations.
Read More »Belgium: Moslems Vandalize, Burn Down Schools After “Sexual Education” Made Mandatory
Unironically doing the jobs white people refuse to do.
Read More »Pudgy Mommy Labels Xi a “Dictator” as Vaginastan (Formerly Known as Germany) Heats Up Anti-China Agenda
What does China even have to do with Germany?
Read More »US-Backed Ukrainian Terror Regime Shutting Down More Christian Churches
US tax dollars at work. You voted for this.
Read More »Black Caribbean Countries Demand $33 Trillion in Reparations
Brilliant plan.
Read More »The Guardian Says Democracy Fails If People Have Free Access to Information
Freedom of speech is a threat to democracy.
Read More »Study Shows Almost Everyone in Europe is Poisoned with High Amounts of BPA
In three countries it was found in 100% of subjects.
Read More »The Science Tells Governments to Consider Sucking Off Carbon Dioxide from Air, Blocking Sun
The ultimate goal of The Science appears to be making Earth completely hostile to human life.
Read More »The Science Announces That the Earth is No Longer Fit for Human Life
Global warming.
Read More »Brazil: Bolsonaro Supporter Gets 17 Years in Jail for Protesting Fake Elections
Jan 6 in the tropics.
Read More »Putin Accepts Kim Jong Un’s Invitation to Visit Earth’s Only True Korea
A new age dawns. And the dawn is looking very... red.
Read More »UK: Blacks Protest Racist Paki Shop Owners Not Letting Them Steal Stuff
Reparations must be paid, one way or another.
Read More »Moronic 80-IQ Ukrainian Says Chinese are Stupid
Intelligence isn't really about facts or reality, you see.
Read More »Italy: Almost 7,000 Invaders Arrive in Lampedusa in a Single Day
There is no end to this.
Read More »Italy: Prosecutor Wants Bangladeshi Wife Beater Acquitted Because “It’s His Culture”
Finally, someone who understands what multiculturalism really means.
Read More »China Unveils Smart Economic Plan for Path Towards Peaceful Reunification with Taiwan
Reunification will bring prosperity.
Read More »Kim Jong Un Vows to Support Russia’s “Sacred Fight” Against West
The North Koreans are noble allies.
Read More »Italy: Neo-Nazis Attack Diversity After South American Fire Ants Found in Europe
I find this very racist.
Read More »Singer Who Said Mutilating Children is Bad Set to Get Best Sales in Her Career on New Album
Her album is expected to debut at #2 on the UK charts. Her previous best was #14.
Read More »Diversity Doesn’t Seem to Work in Cyprus Either
Show me a country where diversity is the greatest strength, and I'll eat its flag.
Read More »White House Claims They’ve Only Spent $100 Billion on Ukraine War
A small price to pay for an anal Donbass.
Read More »Sanctions Failure: Russia Already Doubled Their Money
The West ruined its credibility without anything to show for it.
Read More »UK: Terminally Ill 19-Year-Old Denied Care by NHS Banned from Speaking in Public
In the UK, judges can just ban you from talking in public for no reason. You don't even need to be convicted of anything.
Read More »Canada: “Conservative Tranny” Quits Party After Vote Against Child Mutilation
How are you a conservative if you couldn't even conserve your own dick?
Read More »Germany: Government Passes Green Heating Law That Might Cost Economy 1 Trillion Euros
The lowball cost is 600 billion.
Read More »Spanish Serial Kisser Resigns as Australian Police Vow to Investigate Illegal Peck
The little peck destroyed her life!
Read More »Netherlands: Thousands Detained After Climate Cultists Block Highway to Change the Weather
Greta would be proud.
Read More »Ireland: School Principal Calls Cops on Student After He Posted Picture of Squirt Gun on Social Media
What kind of faggotry is this?
Read More »Brandon Claims He Doesn’t Want to “Contain China”
It's almost like the point of such a stupid lie is to announce "we are liars who will lie to you even when we know you know we're lying."
Read More »Tensions Mount: Israeli Mossad Says Russia’s Alliance with Iran is a Threat…!
GI Joes are going along with this like "hmmm, which Jew war is the best Jew war??? Can't we have all Jew wars???"
Read More »Total Confusion: Hanoi Joe Cut Off Mid-Sentence by Aide, Music
This is my favorite "Biden moment" clip thus far.
Read More »Lavrov Says America Failed to “Ukrainize” the G20 Summit
"We can't really have brown people involved in running the world - they're too pro-peace. That's against our values of who we are in a democracy."
Read More »Second Challenger 2 Tank Destroyed in the Ukraine – Only 12 Left!
It wasn't much of a challenge.
Read More »Morocco Earthquake? Over 2,000 Dead. Brutal.
I always joke that they're going to blame global warming for earthquakes.
Read More »UK: Retired Cops Charged with Saying Mean Things in Private WhatsApp Group Admit It!
The monsters even said racist things about Meghan Markle!
Read More »Germany: 80% of Ukrainian Refugees Still Jobless After a Year and a Half
The government is calling for more and more jobless immigrants to flood the country.
Read More »The Ukraine Denounces Pope as Traitor to the Ukraine
Russia bribed the Pope to say that Russian history isn't evil.
Read More »Medvedev Praises Elon as the “Last Man with Balls” in “Gender Neutral America”
Let's just hope we don't have some kind of Kanye West style cuck-out coming.
Read More »Biographer Says Musk Talked to Russian Ambassador Before Cutting Starlink for the Ukraine
Elon Musk and his own private company are under no obligation to be complicit in this war of aggression.
Read More »China-Russia Traded Headed to Zero Dollars
80% of trade is now in national currency.
Read More »Ukraine Official Says Elon Musk “Committed Evil” by Not Activating Starlink During Doomed Offensive
The entitlement of these Ukraine people is amazing.
Read More »Mexico: Supreme Court Decriminalizes Abortion
The ruling was unanimous.
Read More »Poland: Soros Buys Majority Shares in Media Outlet to “Defend Independent Media”
This is for your own good, goy.
Read More »Spain: After Losing His Job, Serial Kisser Now Being Prosecuted for Kissing
Kissing is now... an illegal action?
Read More »Kim Jong Un to Ride Into Russia on Stylish Bulletproof Train
Looks pretty comfy.
Read More »Hong Kong’s Highest Court Says Government Must Enable Civil Unions for Faggots
Let's hope Xi cracks down on this hard.
Read More »Blinken to Announce New $1 Billion Package for the Ukraine
Now they're really gonna start winning hard.
Read More »Poland: Birth Rate Falls to Lowest Level Since WWII
I'm sure they're trying to fix this somehow.
Read More »Germany: Regional Party Run by Man Accused of Making Jew Jokes Now in 2nd Place
Guess that didn't work after all.
Read More »Great Satan Says North Korea Will “Pay a Price” as Kim Jong Un Prepares to Meet Putin
North Koreans are ready.
Read More »UK: Government Withdraws 2 Million Pound Grant to Mosque Because Imam Does Actual Islam
A video emerged of him explaining the correct way to stone whores. Does the British government support stoning whores incorrectly?
Read More »Australia: Female Teacher Who had Sex with 16-Year-Old Student Walks Free
Women's innocence is hardcoded in their DNA.
Read More »Germany: Neo-Nazis Whine After Museum Bans White People from Visiting on Saturdays
They've been doing it for months, but people just found out.
Read More »Canada: Troll Teacher Famous for Wearing Huge Prosthetic Breasts Arrives at New Job with Female Cop Escort
He's just genderfluid.
Read More »Pakistani Militants in Possession of US Military Equipment Left Behind During Afghanistan Withdrawal
Echoes of the Afghanistan fiasco keep humiliating the Jewish occupation government.
Read More »China Launching $40 Billion State Fund for Local Chip Industry as Huawei Releases Groundbreaking Smartphone
The Chinese are building the technological society that some science fiction writers dream of.
Read More »Akon Tells American Blacks to Move to His Futuristic City in Senegal, Says They’ll All be Millionaires
Wakanda rises.
Read More »Germany: Government Now Allowing Afghan Rapefugees to Bring Over Their Second Wives
Polygamy is banned in Germany, unless you're brown.
Read More »Ireland: Poll Says Over 5% of Adults in the Country Claim They Have “Long Covid”
This is totally real, goy.
Read More »The Ukraine’s Defense Minister Submits Letter of Resignation Following Zelensky’s Orders
The Ukraine is not a real country.
Read More »Canada: Excavation Fails to Find Injun Mass Graves in Residential Schools Hoax
It was real in their minds though.
Read More »The Science Calls for Public Health Measures Against Climate Change
They're putting the weather and environmental pollution in the same basket.
Read More »Israel: Over 100 Injured in Clashes Between Eritreans
That racist Bibi wants to deport them.
Read More »Vile Irish Peasant Biden Says He Wanted to Meet Emperor Xi at G20 – Xi Isn’t Even Going
Xi described the event as "gay" and "retarded," calling Biden a "twerp."
Read More »One True Korea Does Nuclear Attack Drills
America should stop harassing North Koreans.
Read More »Iran Sends Two Women Journalists to Prison for “Conspiracy and Collusion”
Women are the Jews' enforcers.
Read More »Canada: Man Jailed for “Misgendering” His Daughter Wins in Court
He's not out of the woods yet, though.
Read More »Russia Puts Superweapon Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles on Combat Duty
It's impossible for the Ukraine to ever win.
Read More »Zelensky Says Troops Making Progress, CNN Debunks Him
Entering random ghost villages of no strategic value is definitely not "making progress."
Read More »UN Attacking Islam, Calling Iran’s Hijab Draft Law “Gender Apartheid”
Ensuring women are well-behaved is part of their religion.
Read More »UK House Prices are Slipping!
I don't know what retard told people that they should put all of their money in their house, but I'm sure he was probably Jewish.
Read More »Macron Calls Out “Bullshit” Presidential Term Limit, Implies Desire to Rule Forever
We don't know what his game is.
Read More »Countries Struggling to Agree on Funding Ahead of Suspicious WHO Pandemic Treaty
The virus is back from its vacation, goy.
Read More »Germany: Another 98-Year-Old Man Dragged Out and Prosecuted for Lampshading Thousands of Jews
With every year that passes, the Holocaust becomes more and more important.
Read More »WHO? Says Covid is Back with a Vengeance!
You'll need a vax for this one. It's killing everyone.
Read More »Hohol Foreign Minister Tells Anyone Criticizing His War to “Shut Up”
They should go fight Russia themselves, he says.
Read More »Iran: Weightlifter Gets Banned for Life from Sport for Shaking Hands with Israeli
Iranians dislike Israelis, for absolutely no reason of course.
Read More »Marjorie Taylor Greene Says BRICS is Going to Destroy the US Dollar
After people went along with the coronavirus hoax, with people now going along with the child tranny agenda, we have to assume that they will go along with really anything, so long as they get to keep their basic comforts. Those comforts have to be removed.
Read More »Lavrov Says US Elite “Literally Want to Rule the World,” Extract Tribute
The US is a mad brute.
Read More »Germany: Town That Voted Against Invader Container Village Will Get Invaders in Tents Instead
Democracy is who we are.
Read More »Kiev, Lithuania Demand the Pope Condemn All Russian History as Pure Evil
This is all very normal, you see.
Read More »The Kiev Junta is Scrambling to Find New Warm Bodies to Throw Into the Meat Grinder
Brutal.
Read More »Zelensky Demands F-16s be Given to Him Before US Election
Doesn't even make sense.
Read More »Japan: Study Says 1/3 of Current 18-Year-Old Women Might Never Have Children
Lazy bitches.
Read More »Germany: 52-Year-Old Politician Accused of Making Mean Jokes in High School
The allegations come from unnamed ex-classmates.
Read More »Gabon Coup! Latest Africa Coup! All Africa for the Blacks!
I stand with the blacks in their struggle against the Western ZOG anal powers.
Read More »Pope Francis Says “Terrible World War” Waged Against Environment, Warns of “Climatic Injustice”
When did the Pope become a spokesman for the elite?
Read More »Former CIA Analyst Says Zelensky Could Face Military Coup Soon
People have been saying this for a while and it didn't happen.
Read More »Boys Committing Suicide After Nigerians Trick Them Into Jerking Off on Webcam
It's a bad idea to produce compromising material on yourself.
Read More »Sweden: Local Police Tell Swedes to Dress Like Hobos to Avoid Getting Robbed
Just a few more steps to a utopia.
Read More »China Region Paying Cash Rewards for Getting Married If Bride is Under 25
This is the kind of thing a government that's not at war with its own population would do.
Read More »Uganda: Faggot Facing Death Penalty Despite World Bank’s Attempts to Coerce Government
Why is the World Bank promoting faggotry?
Read More »Prosecutors Drop Rape Hoax Witch Hunt Against Rammstein Singer After 3 Months – No Evidence!
Basically, heterosexuality is illegal.
Read More »Experts Tell People to be Brave and Learn Carpentry Amid AI Takeover of Jobs
You'd assume an advanced technological civilization would have some kind of safety net for the "new tech just ate your job lol" scenario.
Read More »Germany: Diverse Vibrant Who Enriched Two Schoolgirls with a Knife Spared Prison
He's just crazy, bruh.
Read More »Japan Accuses Chinese People of Making Harassing Phone Calls Over Poisoning of Pacific Ocean
Maybe stop poisoning the Pacific Ocean if you don't want people to complain?
Read More »Media Claims Women are Committing Suicide Because the Taliban Enforce Islam
Women need to adjust their expectations.
Read More »Germany: Man Smears Dog Shit in AfD Woman’s Face to Protect Democracy
If that's what it takes...
Read More »Zelensky Demands Americans Pay for Early Elections
Why does he want elections?
Read More »Taiwan: Billionaire Foxconn Founder Running for President on Peace Platform
This changes the entire dynamics of the situation.
Read More »Zelensky Says Ghost of Kiev Just Died Crashing His Plane Into Another Ukraine Jet Like a Moron
How are these people going to fly F-16s?
Read More »Medvedev Says US Will Have Civil War
Russians should be well aware that when there is conflict, one side wins.
Read More »Greece Arrests Climate Change for Causing Wildfires
Somehow, people keep falling for the climate change hoax.
Read More »Prigozhin Confirmed Dead in Plane “Crash”
I've been meaning to write a big thing about this.
Read More »Germany: Judge Gets Sentenced to 2 Years for Ruling Against Mask Mandates for Kids
He can still appeal, but risks his job and pension if he loses.
Read More »FIFA Suspends Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Over Violent Rape Kiss
Rape is a blight that takes many forms.
Read More »South Korea: Massive Protest Calling for Government Action as Japan Poisons Seas with Fukushima Water
The Chinese are not the only ones against Japan poisoning the ocean.
Read More »Racist Orcas Attacking Refugee Boats Not Actually Racist, Scientists Say
Defending our seas.
Read More »Nigers Tell French Ambassador to Exit Niger Within 48 Hours
Straight kings.
Read More »Shock as Retardo Paper Straws Actually More Toxic Than Plastic
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Polish City on “Ukraine” Border Blighted with Disease, Blames Russia
Frankly, analysis is a waste of time these days. This just happens randomly. I'm an obsolete relic from an age where events followed patterns.
Read More »WSJ Now Saying US Will Cut Funding to Hoholistan in 2024 Because of Abysmal Failure
idk.
Read More »Spanish Football Federation Chief Refuses to Resign After Angry Mob Accuses Him of Rape-Kissing Women
Kissing women without their consent results in irreparable damage to their psyche.
Read More »Attractive Sluts Arrested Under Zelensky Tyranny for Whore-Dancing on Dead Soldiers’ Graves
What have we become?
Read More »Australia: Preschoolers Told to Make Cards Apologizing to Abos for Colonizing Australia
"Are all white men bad?"
Read More »Germany: More Kindergartens Doing or Considering “Sexual Exploration Rooms”
This is a utopia, goy.
Read More »Australia: Healthy 14-Year-Old Dies in His Sleep for No Reason
Experts believe the untimely demise to be the result of a completely random coincidence.
Read More »China Bans Japanese Seafood After Gay Pedophile Country Starts Dumping Radioactive Water
If the Japanese really like lolis so much, how come their birthrate is practically zero?
Read More »Six Countries Officially Invited to Join BRICS
There are many others who want to join.
Read More »Prigozhin Allegedly Dead After Plane Listing Him as Passenger Crashes with No Survivors
Nimrata Randhawa says Putin did it.
Read More »Hoholistan Says They Briefly Invaded Crimea on a Small Motorboat and Then Quickly Escaped
They're only making things worse for the people in the Ukraine.
Read More »Criminal Chinaman Drives Jet Ski Hundreds of Miles Across Open Ocean to South Korea
Jet skis are awesome.
Read More »Hoholistan Keeps Doing Terrorist Attacks, Hits Moscow Skyscraper, Belgorod Health Facility, Killing Three
This is NOT going to result in less support for Putin.
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