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Read it a few times.

The mayor gave people permission to whine about it, but says he won't change his plans.

When did China ever lie to you?

We do not care about this, Blinken. We do not want to hear about it anymore. Stop talking about it.

My main hope for this war is that everyone on earth dies. 

What happened to "never forget," Sweden?

We should take notes.

Part of the problem with forced diversity is that these diversity hires say things they're not supposed to say. 

Who cares if she's guilty? She probably is, but lock the stupid bitch up regardless.

Who knows what Orban's plan is. 

It took them long enough.

Aren't they at least proud of building Stonehenge?

We gotta save the planet, goy.

Turns out diversity really is their greatest strength after all.

This didn't used to happen in Germany.

Yeah, but what about cow farts?

Her friend should have accepted the flowers.

"Far-right attacks" involve a Syrian fighting a Lebanese, and a trash can set on fire near a building housing rapefugees.

They're not accused of any specific crime, just teaching their kids things the government doesn't approve of.

Let this be a message to the world about what it means to be an ally of the United States. 

Nobody likes being invaded. Nobody.

Crime is also inexplicably increasing.

Can't they just tell the ones they already have to be trannies?

They're telling him to censor himself.

Dem rasiss.

It took long enough, but now all yellow people are willing to say the words: "China number one."

When was the last time?

Greta's gonna be upset about this.

She's not against trannies in principle, of course.

What's the plan here, guys? You want India to strengthen their relations with China? Why?

"Nigga, you gonna put me on a wanted list? Well, guess what? I'm putting you on a wanted list for putting me on a wanted list!" 

Francis is doing this on purpose.

America is obsessed with anuses.

The fact that many very wealthy Germans are now losing it and going out and making these sorts of statements proves that the doom spiral is real. 

Can't we all just get along?

It's the truth.

Stop thinking about penises and mouths and think about delivering a quality product to the consumer. 

It's very easy not to break the law, hoe. 

Who would have thought someone would unleash mayhem in Mexico in such a cruel fashion?

Burger King won't put up with free speech.

Zelensky is pissing everyone off with his unrealistic demands and bossy attitude.

She can't keep getting away like this!

The EU needs migrants to work the jobs AI will eliminate.

English just isn't that important anymore.

The government trying to silence someone accused of a crime (that hasn't even been charged) is new.

If it's about public health, climate lockdowns are on the table.

Not letting women walk around in provocative clothing is just basic common sense.

Francis cares about one thing and one thing only.

It's pointless.

Stupid like a fox. 

No party voted against it.

Why is the West so hopelessly bad at friendship?

Smethwick was just 43% white at the 2011 Census.

Finally.

Well, bitch. You wanted attention.

Fat women are our misfortune.

[muffled "AYY LMAO" in the distance]

The Ukraine needs more kids for the frontlines.

It's a kind of pandemic, so you'll have to stop driving your car and eating meat. Okay?

There is nothing on this earth so radical as the Ukrainian sense of entitlement. 

Anyone who disrespects anal gets sodomized with a baguette.

It's for your own good, of course.

It's certainly clear to everyone at this point that democracy has failed.

The best way to fight antisemitism is to teach Jews not to Jew.

I have a feeling this won't work.

Best timeline.

What is going on?

Women are too busy doing the same things that men can do.

In 2020, after a millennia of peace, viruses decided to band together against humanity.

The only thing Hitler ever did wrong was lose.

The only way this makes sense is if they are planning on sending in some new army. 

I always mock women's sense of entitlement. But quite frankly, I think the Ukraine is much worse than any woman I've ever seen. 

Get on the plane, Russell.

The Economist told him to take out a bunch of loans to solve economic problems caused by Americans.

Even brilliant scientists and engineers chimp out from time to time.

Go to Russia, Russell! Go to the airport, and go right now!

Interacting with women is inviable.

It's time to abolish the United Nations.

Unironically doing the jobs white people refuse to do.

What does China even have to do with Germany?

US tax dollars at work. You voted for this.

Brilliant plan.

Freedom of speech is a threat to democracy.

In three countries it was found in 100% of subjects.

The ultimate goal of The Science appears to be making Earth completely hostile to human life.

Global warming.

Jan 6 in the tropics.

A new age dawns. And the dawn is looking very... red.

Reparations must be paid, one way or another.

Intelligence isn't really about facts or reality, you see. 

There is no end to this.

Finally, someone who understands what multiculturalism really means.

Reunification will bring prosperity.

The North Koreans are noble allies.

I find this very racist.

Her album is expected to debut at #2 on the UK charts. Her previous best was #14.

Show me a country where diversity is the greatest strength, and I'll eat its flag.

A small price to pay for an anal Donbass.

The West ruined its credibility without anything to show for it.

In the UK, judges can just ban you from talking in public for no reason. You don't even need to be convicted of anything.

How are you a conservative if you couldn't even conserve your own dick?

The lowball cost is 600 billion.

The little peck destroyed her life!

Greta would be proud.

What kind of faggotry is this?

It's almost like the point of such a stupid lie is to announce "we are liars who will lie to you even when we know you know we're lying."

GI Joes are going along with this like "hmmm, which Jew war is the best Jew war??? Can't we have all Jew wars???" 

This is my favorite "Biden moment" clip thus far.

"We can't really have brown people involved in running the world - they're too pro-peace. That's against our values of who we are in a democracy." 

It wasn't much of a challenge.

I always joke that they're going to blame global warming for earthquakes.

The monsters even said racist things about Meghan Markle!

The government is calling for more and more jobless immigrants to flood the country.

Russia bribed the Pope to say that Russian history isn't evil.

Let's just hope we don't have some kind of Kanye West style cuck-out coming.

Elon Musk and his own private company are under no obligation to be complicit in this war of aggression. 

80% of trade is now in national currency.

The entitlement of these Ukraine people is amazing.

The ruling was unanimous.

This is for your own good, goy.

Kissing is now... an illegal action?

Looks pretty comfy.

Let's hope Xi cracks down on this hard.

Now they're really gonna start winning hard.

I'm sure they're trying to fix this somehow.

Guess that didn't work after all.

North Koreans are ready.

A video emerged of him explaining the correct way to stone whores. Does the British government support stoning whores incorrectly?

Women's innocence is hardcoded in their DNA.

They've been doing it for months, but people just found out.

He's just genderfluid.

Echoes of the Afghanistan fiasco keep humiliating the Jewish occupation government.

The Chinese are building the technological society that some science fiction writers dream of.

Wakanda rises.

Polygamy is banned in Germany, unless you're brown.

This is totally real, goy.

The Ukraine is not a real country.

It was real in their minds though.

They're putting the weather and environmental pollution in the same basket.

That racist Bibi wants to deport them.