Category: World
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New Zealander Becomes Spanish World Champion in Scrabble Despite Not Speaking Spanish
He just memorized the Scrabble dictionary.
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UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead
For no reason.
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Trump Invites Emperor Xi to Inauguration
Xi can arrive in America quickly, taking a spy balloon to the Iranian mothership and beaming down to New Jersey.
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Germany: CDU Says They Want to Take Germany Out of the European Court of Human Rights
I want to believe.
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Israel Announces Plan to Create “Sterile Defense Zone” in Southern Syria
Israel also announced the destruction of the Syrian fleet.
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UK: Secret Services Ban White Students from Internships to Increase Diversity
The news has left some shaken, but not stirred.
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Germany and Other Countries in Europe Suspend Processing Syrian “Asylum Seekers’” Applications
They’re not going back…
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Zelensky Proposes Deploying NATO Troops to His Shithole
He’s acting like he hasn’t been saying this for years now.






