He's not the first.
Read More »Pope Anus Invites “Avant-Garde Artists” to Rome, Guests Include the Piss Christ Guy
Is there really no way to impeach this guy?
Read More »Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
The dollar gets weaker every day.
Read More »Serbian President Vucic Says Foreign Spies Involved in Wagner Coup
With Vucic, it's also possible that none of this means anything, and he just said this stuff for some other reason entirely.
Read More »Putin Gives Short Speech Following Wagner Coup, Outlines Path for the Fighters Involved
I don't see how you can just have zero consequences for a coup like this. But maybe I'm missing something.
Read More »Turkey: Faggots, Trannies Get Arrested After Doing Illegal Anal Events
Another one of those things that no one could've foreseen.
Read More »Prigozhin Says He was Not Trying to Do a Coup, Just a Coup-Like Staff Shuffle
I guess he's going to be posting regular drunken rants on Telegram...?
Read More »Germany: AfD Wins Historical Vote Even After All Other Parties Allied Against Them
Everyone on earth is going to die.
Read More »Canadian Pureblood Banned from Organ Transplant Gets Approved at US Hospital
She has to pay for the procedure.
Read More »Ukrainian Fighter to VICE: “I Don’t Know What the Government’s Plans Are, But It Looks Like an Extermination of Their Own Population”
Finally.
Read More »German Business Morale Worse and Worse Every Month
Germans were much better off when they had a good relationship with Russia.
Read More »Pro Basketball Player Dies Suddenly After Blaming Clot Shot for Myocarditis
At least he didn't catch the flu.
Read More »Switzerland: Man Legally Becomes a Woman to Avoid Military Service
It only cost him 77 euros.
Read More »British General Says Failed Coup was Sandy Hook Style Hoax, Prigozhin Planning to Invade the Ukraine from Belarus
Wait, what?
Read More »Upshot Unfolding: Latin American Leaders Praise Putin for Heroically Repelling Coup Attempt
Putin is still my hero.
Read More »Iceland: Woman Politician Bans Traditional Whale Hunting Event Because It’s Mean
The whalers weren't being nice when they were killing them.
Read More »Prigozhin Agrees to Go to Belarus…? Apparently! I Guess It’s Over!?
I guess the guy just had a breakdown? And now it's over? Anti-climatic much???
Read More »Germany: Small Town Votes Against Invaders, Mayor Says He’ll Bring Them Anyway
The mayor is from the Green party.
Read More »Ukraine Says the Real Spring Counteroffensive is Yet to Begin – This has All Been Probes!
If it's just probes, why were they even expecting to make progress at all???
Read More »HAPPENING: Russia Totally Doomed…! [UPDATE]
Hmmmmmmmmm...
Read More »BASED: Zelensky Says Putin is Second Most Anti-Semitic Person, Only Beaten by HITLER
Bitch ass Nazi ass KIKES!
Read More »“Ukraine” Commander Says Main Offensive Reserve Not Mobilized Yet
There's still a few teenagers left to send to the slaughter.
Read More »Kiev Basically Admits Failure in “Counteroffensive,” But Promises “There Will be So Many Counteroffensives”
We're at the point now where US/NATO has to either shit or get off the pot.
Read More »No NATO for Ukraine, Says Germany (Russia has Effectively Won the War)
The war is over. Give up, faggots.
Read More »Germany: Woman Brings Afghan to Live with Her and Her Daughter – You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next!
You'll never guess what happened next.
Read More »Nippon: Report Reveals Government Eugenics Program Sterilized Thousands
Retards are a public health threat.
Read More »UK: Shocking Leaked Video Implies Streetshitter PM Doesn’t Believe Trannies are Real Women
It's shocking because it's unexpected.
Read More »Germany: Spy Chief Tells Germans to Not Vote AfD
Choice only exists if you make the right one.
Read More »Putin Says Hohols Have Ceased Major “Offensive” Operations, Realize They are Doomed Pups
The Western media is still making outrageous, bizarre claims.
Read More »Macron Requests an Invitation to BRICS Summit
Macron is something of a wildcard.
Read More »Germany: Country’s Biggest Newspaper Firing Tons of People, Replacing Them with AI
Too late to learn to code, journo scum.
Read More »Zelensky Says Offensive Slower Than Desired Because It Isn’t a Hollywood Movie
That's not what the ads said.
Read More »Norway Wants to Extend Female Quotas to All Large and Mid-Sized Businesses
But what even is a woman though?
Read More »Jew-Run US State Department Claims to be “Deeply Troubled” by Jews Colonizing More Palestinian Land
Remember to feel bad about the Injuns, goy.
Read More »UK: Man Sentenced for Wearing Shirt That Made Fun of People Who Died Decades Ago
He narrowly avoided execution.
Read More »Doomed Pup Macron has a “Peace for NATO” Deal No One Will Appreciate
People are beginning to stop appreciating the Jews.
Read More »Taliban Doing “Gender Apartheid” to Women, UN Expert Claims
No cap, I do not appreciate these sluts.
Read More »Canada: Government Wants to Imprison People for Questioning Retarded Residential School Hoax
Why aren't they digging to find the graves?
Read More »New Zealand: Hospitals Introduce Race-Based Ranking System to Prioritize Non-Whites
Maoris need special treatment because of "systemic racism."
Read More »Jewkraine Whines That Russia is on the Attack as Putin Says 30% of Western Equipment Destroyed
The Ukraine has made zero progress, and it's not going to be easier with less equipment.
Read More »Russia Sending Captured Tanks Filled with Explosives Back at the Hohols
The Ukraine is a real war between two modern armies. It is really great that technology is allowing funny stuff to happen, instead of just gay stuff, like $300 drones dropping grenades in trenches.
Read More »Polish Journalist Dies Suddenly During Champions League Final
This happened all of the time before 2020. Don't you remember?
Read More »“Ukraine” Offensive Progress Report: 8 Ghost Villages “Retaken” in 2 Weeks
Hohol geniuses are "liberating" their way into a kill zone.
Read More »Germany to Pay Another $1.4 Billion to “Holocaust Survivors” in 2024
Similar sums for 2025, 2026...
Read More »Ireland: Woman Politician Explains Why She Supports Demented Hate Speech Bill
They want to imprison people just for having badthink on their devices, without even publicly sharing it.
Read More »Russia Could Invade Sweden at Any Moment…!
"Democracy" would be more accurately called "vaginaism."
Read More »West has to Give Trillions to Third World or Everyone Dies, Climate Expert Says
You have to pay reparations for changing the weather.
Read More »NATO Doesn’t Want Frozen Conflict
At this point, statements from Stoltenberg come across as slapstick humor.
Read More »UK: Fat, Retarded-Looking Serial Killer Who has 11 Children with 5 Women Finally Getting Married
He was introduced to his fiancee by another serial killer.
Read More »Mexico Plans to Drastically Increase Trade with Russia, Laughing in Sombreros at Dumb US Sanctions
Seriously? The US can't even get Mexico to go along with their agenda?
Read More »Retards Dying After Engaging in “Wellness” Ritual Involving Frog Poison
This looks like a problem that will eventually solve itself.
Read More »Uganda: Amid US Demands for Total Anal, US-Backed Terror Group Attacks a School, Kills 41
Making terrorist attacks and mass shootings happen is one area where the US is actually capable. They do it in America constantly.
Read More »America Imposes Visa Restrictions on Uganda Officials Over Anti-Gay Law
Why is America interfering with Ugandan culture?
Read More »Poland Halts South African Plane on the Way to the Ukraine and Russia
It might be that NATO really are the real racists.
Read More »Russia Bombs Ukrainian Decision-Making Center
It's obvious that they should just go ahead and kill all of these people.
Read More »Putin’s Speech at the Saint Petersburg Economic Forum Focuses on the Ukraine Conflict
The world stands with Russia.
Read More »UK: Christian Teacher Fired for “Misgendering” 8-Year-Old Might Have to Remortgage House to Pay Legal Fees
She launched another legal claim that will be heard in August 2024...
Read More »Australia: Paki Parasite Details How Her Life was Destroyed by Mean Tweet
Much sad.
Read More »Ukrainian Territory is a Rules-Based Toilet That You Just Flush Money Down…!
The Guardian is going hard.
Read More »Very Sad: Overcrowded Boat Full of Noble Enriching Vibrancy Capsizes Near Greek Coast
This terrible loss has greatly weakened Europe.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Switzerland to Allow Re-Export of Weapons to “Ukraine”
Zelensky is on a mission to get all male goyim in the Ukraine killed.
Read More »Israel: Bibi Suffering “Rebellion” in Key Vote, Political Chaos
Even the Jews have to deal with the Jewish problem.
Read More »White Women Switch Out Leopard Dildos for F-16 Dildos
OMG bitch will you shut up!
Read More »Rammstein Singer Being Metoo’d by Mostly Anonymous Whores
Are we getting ready for second wave metooism?
Read More »“Ukraine” Spontaneous Counteroffensive is Failing Because Russia had Time to Prepare
It's not fair that Russia had such a head start.
Read More »UK: Gentlemen’s Clubs in London Start Letting Women Join Because “Modernization”
Then they whine about trannies...
Read More »Israel Moving to Take Women’s Rights Away, Bringing the Patriarchy Back
Feminism is only for the goyim.
Read More »Moscow Estimates Ukraine’s Casualties at 7,500 Since the Start of the Offensive
The Ukraine knew where the hood was at, and decided to roll deep.
Read More »Great Satan Wants to Move US-Africa Trade Summit Away from South Africa Over Friendship with Russia
Africans are moving away from The Mad Brute.
Read More »UK: Woman Tricks Short-Sighted Woman Into “Heterosexual” Relationship, Faces 17 Charges
Women are very easy to trick.
Read More »Brazil: Judge Orders Woman Journalist to Give Money to Tranny She “Misgendered”
She also has to delete her tweet.
Read More »Over 100 Nations Set to Attend Russian Summit as Whole World Ignoring US Threats
It's a new world now.
Read More »Video Shows Russians Celebrating Capture of Intact Bradleys, Leopard
This is so embarrassing.
Read More »The Ukraine Finally Winning Bigly After “Capturing” Several Totally Abandoned Villages
They didn't even need to fire a single shot!
Read More »Germany: Survey Says One-Third of All Men Think Bitches Deserve to be Smacked
What's wrong with the other ones?
Read More »Ireland: Tranny Destroying Biofrontholes in Endurance Cycling Race
You would think that after these years of losing to trannies, women finally would have started to realize how worthless they truly are.
Read More »Kim Jong Un Vows Mutual Cooperation with Putin, Expresses Support for Russia
People are tired of The Great Satan's butt shenanigans.
Read More »Half of England’s Female Angling Team Quits After Tranny Joins
Another thing that men are better at than women.
Read More »UK: Iraqi Sentenced for Pedophilia Avoids Deportation After Saying He’s Bisexual
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Read More »After Pointlessly Destroying Huge Amounts of Equipment, Kiev Junta Demands Germany Give More Tanks
The entitlement!
Read More »Japan: Parliament Passes Bill to Make It Easier to Deport “Refugees”
Anime Island is safe for now.
Read More »Soros Handing Over Control to Dipshit Millennial Hipster Son
This dickhead is like "sup brah."
Read More »France: Crowds Honor Those Who Tried to Defend Toddlers from Refugee’s Enriching Spree
The French are a bit less fond of diversity now.
Read More »Greta Still has Not Mentioned the Bombing of the Kakhovka Dam
Greta, get out here, you retarded ass little retard bitch.
Read More »Russia: US Military Vet Arrested for Dealing Drugs!
I have no idea how stupid you have to be to be an American in Russia in the current year - and former military! - and engaging in criminal activity.
Read More »Ukrainian Drones Attack Russian Warship! Just Do Whatever, Guys!
The US is running this war.
Read More »Italy: 15 Migrant Pirates with Daggers Take Over Turkish Ship, Hold Hostages
What kind of daggers did they have? The Dagger of the Demon Lord?
Read More »Top Russian Banker Says Dollar Dominance Coming to an End
I think I need to keep reminding people that this is not really as easy as it might seem.
Read More »Honduras Visits China, Announces They’ll Join BRICS Bank! Every Country Headed for the Exit!
Come to where the love is.
Read More »Texas to Stop Invasion by Blocking Rio Grande with Giant Inflatable Toy Barrier
A joke solution to a very real problem.
Read More »Ukies Use British Missiles to Bomb Aid Shelters for People Fleeing Dam They Bombed
They also bombed a children's summer camp!
Read More »Civilians Hurt as Hohols Bomb Rando Apartment Deep in Russia
This is clearly some kind of desperate terrorism tactic.
Read More »Ukie Madmen Just Driving Leopard Tanks and Other Heavy Equipment Into the Line to Get Blown Up
Why are they driving tanks through an open field toward the enemy line with no air defense? Is this meant to be humorous?
Read More »Watch: Diverse Vibrant Stabs Baby in Stroller, Children in French Playground
Very utopian.
Read More »Hohols Search Facebook to Calculate Death Toll Because the Ukraine Doesn’t Disclose Casualties
Revealing the true death toll would likely result in everyone opposing the war.
Read More »Latvia: Canadian Soldiers Have to Buy Their Own Equipment and Food Because the Government Forgot
The women "soldiers" are whining the body armor doesn't fit them.
Read More »Euro Zone Actually in Recession, Revised Data Shows
Great job, Europe.
Read More »Canada: Woman Teacher Tells Moslem Students They Don’t Belong in Canada If They Refuse Anal
Resistance is futile.
Read More »Germany: AfD Member Formally Charged for Saying “Everything for Germany”
Nothing for Germany; they are evil goyim.
Read More »Immediately After Blinken Visit, Saudi Calls Putin to Make Big Time Deals
Fatmericans have no idea what is even happening.
Read More »Japan: Government Apparently Planning to “Westernize” Rape Laws
Yamete!
Read More »Serb Leader Claims Western Spies Trying to Overthrow Government
It's a color revolution. There is only one place those come from. They are not organic.
Read More »EU is Out of Money, Must Start Cutting Dem Programs
Democracy can only function if you are able to bend people to your will.
Read More »Terrible Effects of Toxic Chemicals Used in Food Packaging Hidden from Public, Report Reveals
Greta doesn't care.
Read More »Russia Holds West Responsible for Dam Disaster
Well, the US had the motive, but also, Russia is pure evil.
Read More »Jews Claim Russia Bombed Their Own Dam
Jews always lie about everything and everyone knows it.
Read More »mRNA Gene Therapy “Cancer Vaccines” Coming Soon
They can say "patients would have died sooner without this."
Read More »Ukie Lunatics Bomb Russian Dam, Total Destruction – West Says Russia Bombed Own Dam!
It's possible Kiev did this without US permission. Or maybe the Americans are just this nuts now.
Read More »Blinken Heading to Saudi Arabia to Talk About Anal
China and Russia offer far better deals.
Read More »Retired US General Says NATO Couldn’t Win a War Against Russia
You would think that the threat of this - a threat which some in the West are framing as an inevitability - would make Estonia less eager to support the Ukraine war, but apparently, that is not the case.
Read More »Russia Blows Up a Bunch of American Heavy Equipment After Hohols Suicide-Rush the Donbass Line
Is this the "counteroffensive" that was advertised for so long???
Read More »All Samples of Water Taken During Worldwide Ocean Race Contain Microplastics
The real problem is that cows are allowed to fart freely.
Read More »World’s Spy Chiefs Hold “Secret” Meeting in Singapore
Deus Ex is right about politics.
Read More »Canada Wants to Add Warning Labels to Each Individual Cigarette
So, so gay...
Read More »UK: BBC Demands Every New Remote Have Dedicated Button for Their Shitty Propaganda Outlet
Forcing every individual citizen to give them money isn't enough.
Read More »Hohols Preparing New Law to Reassure LGBT Soldiers That the War is Really All About Anal
What else could the war really be about?
Read More »Protests in Poland…?
I can't imagine that the Americans are planning a color revolution in Poland in the middle of this war on Russia. But who the hell even knows at this point.
Read More »The Anglo-Saxons Didn’t Even Exist, Actually
I was wondering about this.
Read More »Indonesia Presents Peace Deal Skewed Toward Ukraine – Kiev Rejects It Out of Hand as Russian Plot
This is a country losing a war that is demanding an unconditional surrender.
Read More »China Politely Suggests the US Should be More Careful When Sailing Warships Back and Forth Through Her Waters
On the world stage, the United States is like a drunk man at a bar screaming in people's faces while waving around a gun, demanding everyone start having anal sex with each other or he'll start shooting. Everyone else in the world is just playing it cool and trying not to make eye contact.
Read More »UK: Paki Mayor of London Demands More Invaders, Right to Bring Them in Himself
The immivasion is already at record levels.
Read More »Orban Says He’ll Never Go to War with Russia
Is Orban the only adult in the room?
Read More »London: Shield Maidens Wrestle with Oppressed Brown Folks in Slapstick-Type Event
Who thought it was a good idea to create this kind of society?
Read More »Zelensky Says Long-Awaited Counteroffensive to Start Any Minute Now
Two more weeks to flatten Russia.
Read More »Chinese Tourists in Alaska Actually Spy Balloons in Disguise, Great Satan Claims
The balloons are still out of control.
Read More »Governmental Climate Change Funding is a Total Scam, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Manmade climate change is a hoax.
Read More »Naked Man Desecrates Vatican for the Glory of the Ukraine
Anti-Christian acts are pro-Ukraine acts.
Read More »Uganda: Students Protest Against Joe Biden (And Ted Cruz) Trying to Force Them to Do Anal with Men
The anti-anal revolution has already begun.
Read More »Australia: Most Decorated War Veteran Loses Defamation Suit Against Journos Claiming He’s Too Based
His basedness is over 9000.
Read More »UK: Air Force Recruiters Told to Stop Picking “Useless White Male Pilots”
How are you gonna defend anal rights in Taiwan if you don't have enough black tranny pilots?
Read More »Japan: Second Court Says Ban on Anal “Marriage” is Unconstitutional
It's just a lower court... for now.
Read More »Opposite World: Media Claims Putin is the One Trying to Start a War in the Balkans!
This is unhinged.
Read More »Asians Launching an Alternative to SWIFT
De-dollarization is well under way!
Read More »LOL: Weapons US Sent to Ukraine Found in the Hands of Mexican Cartel
The reason this is so shocking is that no one could have predicted it.
Read More »Kremlin Refuses to Confirm or Deny Whether Putin is a Gamer
Is he a shill for Paradox???
Read More »New Latvian PM Sucks Cock, Eats Semen, Licks Ass
Russia is losing the war. Big Anus will triumph over the forces of Christianity.
Read More »NATO Sending Even More Troops to Kosovo
Who is doing the attacking, Jens?
Read More »Germany: Women and Faggots Whine After Most Turk Immigrants Celebrate Erdogan Winning
Erdogan won by a higher percentage in Germany than in Turkey.
Read More »Japan: Town Manages to Consistently Have More Than Double the National Birth Rate
No immigrants required.
Read More »Brandon Sex Accuser Defects to Russia
Russia needs to open the gates to persecuted whites.
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