Good riddance.
Read More »Scorpions Change Their Song to Remove Russia References, Add Ukraine
Retcon you like a hurricane!
Read More »Proud Corporations Hide Their Anal Pride in Healthy Countries
Aren't they supposed to be proud?
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Claims “Victory Will be Ours” After 100 Days of Losing
W I N N I N G.
Read More »After Measuring Carbon Dioxide for Millions of Years, The Science Announces Imminent Doom
This time for real!
Read More »Scottish University Condemns Professor for Being Against Ukraine War, Demands Students Report Him
I wonder if it's "disinformation" to say that the Ukraine isn't winning?
Read More »Medvedev Threatens Nuclear War Again, Tells People to Chill
It's not the end of humanity, and it would actually be great to have a nuclear war, as it would clear out many of the rascals.
Read More »Why is the Biden Administration Splitting with the Media on the Ukraine?
I don't understand what is going on.
Read More »Taliban Wiping Out the Heroin Industry Left in Their Country by the Democracy Invaders
This is against our values and who we are.
Read More »UK: Poll Says Only 1 in 10 People Still Disgusted by Trannies and Faggots
The other 90% are basically human cattle.
Read More »Turkey Cracks Down on Feminist Group Fighting Against “Femicide”
Femicide is totally real goy.
Read More »Australia’s New Government has the Highest Affirmative Action Levels Ever
This'll turn out well.
Read More »European Countries Back Down on Ban on Russian Oil
#FreezeForUkraine.
Read More »UK: 4 Primary Schools Will Feed Kids with Bugs to Save the Planet
Yu vill eet ze bug, end yu vill be heppi.
Read More »WHO Says Outbreaks of Diseases are Becoming More Frequent Because of Climate Change
Why switch hoaxes when you can combine them?
Read More »Poll: Nobody Outside of Western Countries Hates Russia
Most of them don't really care.
Read More »Russia Cuts Gas to Denmark
The only reason Denmark or any of the other countries would refuse to pay in rubles is that they think Russia is going to lose before winter. There's no other explanation.
Read More »Aftermath: Croatia Points Out That Anti-Russian Sanctions Have Failed as the Chaos Begins
The jig is up. This is the beginning of the end of the empire.
Read More »Ukraine’s Azov Battalion Drops Wolfsangel “Neo-Nazi” Symbol
Hell hath no fury like a Jew felted.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Jew Ukraine Deploys “Unicorn” LGBTQ Gay Anal Tranny Battalion
A weapon to rival Metal Gear.
Read More »Canada: Based Jew Comedian Goes Full Kramer on Noisy Indians
The Indians deserved it.
Read More »Brandon Says No New Missiles for Completely Felted Ukie Military
I truly hope that every single person who put a Ukrainian flag in their bio or chuckled smugly when told Russia was going to win loses all hope and commits suicide.
Read More »Russian Soldier Filmed Saying That the War in the Ukraine is for the Future of the White Race
If Russia is conquered, that is game over for white civilization, and really all civilization.
Read More »As Ukraine Gets Felted, Belgian PM Calls for “Pause” on Russian Sanctions
Felted.
Read More »France: Woman Denied Job at Paris Opera for Being an Intern at Conservative Paper
That's one kind of diversity they really don't want.
Read More »Zelensky Implies Both Donbass and Kharkov are Lost
At this point, it is obvious that Zelensky's main concern is killing all of the fighting-aged Ukrainians, so they don't stage a coup against him when the conflict ends.
Read More »Man Dressed as Woman Throws Cake at Mona Lisa to Protest Cow Farts
Unclear if it's a tranny or not.
Read More »UK Member of Parliament: “Rowling is Wrong, Some Women are Born with a Penis”
Who votes for these people?
Read More »Get Ready for the Pivot, Pivot, Oh Yeah – It’s the Pivot, Pivot, Baby!
We're going to need a booster war with Russia every six months.
Read More »WaPo Interviews Deserters, Admits Reddit Morons in the Ukraine Getting Felted
Now begins the media pivot.
Read More »Ukraine Government Blows Up Dam to Stop Russians, Floods Ukrainian Homes
#DrownForUkraine
Read More »Japan Tells Ukrainian Refugee Skanks They Can’t Work as Hookers in Japan
What else are Ukrainian women supposed to do?!
Read More »Watch: Brazilian Cops Create Brazilian George Floyd, Spark Black Lives Matter Protests
He couldn't breathe!
Read More »Mask Mandates Useless to Prevent Coronavirus, Study Finds
That just means people weren't wearing enough masks!
Read More »AstraZeneca Coronavirus Vaccine Causing Neurological Disease, Scientists Claim
It means the vaccines are working.
Read More »Russians Capture Another Major Ukie Stronghold, But Ukies Continuing to Gain Ground Against Austrian Taxi Drivers
It makes sense that Zelensky would deploy his most elite forces on the Austrian front to try to cripple the taxi industry.
Read More »UK: Doctor Loses License for Prescribing Puberty Blockers for 9-Year-Old After 10-Minute Skype Session
Dan Crenshaw is threatening to fund a terrorist uprising in Britain if the doctor is not restored.
Read More »Wimbledon Bans “Miss” and “Mrs”
The war on words continues.
Read More »Why is Klaus Schwab a Comic Book Supervillain?
It's almost like they want to drive conservatives up the wall with this "leftist globalists are actually secretly Nazis" stuff.
Read More »The Media is Still Running with “Ukraine is Winning the War” After They Allegedly Blew Up a Shack
Blowing up a shack is not a comeback.
Read More »HOAX: Canada’s Indigenous Mass Grave Genocide Story is Completely Fake, Academics Claim
What a surprise!
Read More »UK: More Than 1 in 10 Young Women Identify as Sexual Deviants
This is perfectly fine, goy.
Read More »Russia Says West has Declared “Total War,” Using Cancel Culture Against Them
The funny part is that Americans aren't even aware that their government is at war with Russia.
Read More »Japan: Man Wears Non-Anthropomorphic Dog Costume to Live Like a Dog
His soul is trapped in the wrong body.
Read More »World Health Organization Passes Motion Condemning Russia for Ukrainian Conflict
The WHO is not about health.
Read More »Shakespeare’s Global Theatre Adds Trigger Warning to Julius Caesar
I am sick when I do look on thee.
Read More »Whiny British Mum Whines About Based Ukraine Refugee Slut Stealing Her Husband
Ukraine sluts are the best refugees we've seen so far.
Read More »Zelensky Says He’ll Fight to the Last Goy – No Talks Until Putin Pulls All Troops
What does that even mean?
Read More »Ukraine Tells Western Officials to Go Fuck Themselves for Proposing Realistic Peace Strategy
How absolutely dare you suggest anything other than WW3 is on the table.
Read More »Hot Take: Putin Attacking Europe by Increasing Its Greatest Strength
I'm confused.
Read More »Australia’s New Parliament to be Least Australian in History
"But more needs to be done."
Read More »Henry Kissinger Says the Ukraine Must Cede Territory to Russia, Be Neutral
People are having breakdowns and saying he should be tried for war crimes.
Read More »Hungary Declares State of War to Protect Nation “By All Possible Means”
Vows to stay out of Ukraine conflict.
Read More »NATO Tells Countries to Fear the Chinese and Russians, Freeze to Death
You can't just buy gas and technology from big meanies.
Read More »France Says Ukraine Will Join European Union
Gay anal aficionados gotta stick together and watch each other's backs.
Read More »Sweden Approves 5th Dose of Deadly Vax, Pregnant Women Targeted
The policy of the Islamic Emirates of Sweden has always been "get 'em while they're young." However, up until now, we just thought that meant having sex with 9-year-olds.
Read More »IMF Says This is the Biggest Crisis Since World War II
We have a crisis because of manufactured crises.
Read More »Biden Entity Claims Colombia on Sides with ZOG! Sending Aid to the Ukraine!
I wonder what kind of aid Colombia can send????
Read More »Lavrov Speaks Frankly to High School Kids
Who is the adult in the room?
Read More »“Church” of Scotland Votes to Allow Faggot “Marriage”
The Bible is outdated, goy.
Read More »UK: Local Council Says Infants are Neo-Nazis, Oppressing Blacks Since 3 Months Old
Another threat to democracy identified.
Read More »UK: Government Dumps 1500 Rapefugees on Tiny Village of 700
These damn white people are at it again.
Read More »China Responds to Joe Biden’s Declaration of War
China responded in an adult manner to the senile coot Biden who is in his second childhood.
Read More »Taliban Forces Female TV Anchors to Cover Whore Faces
Why even let women be TV news anchors in the first place?
Read More »Weird Acts: The Ukraine Just Convicted a Russian Soldier of “War Crimes” in Fake Court
Why would anyone plead guilty to a crime there is no evidence of if they are going to get sentenced to life in prison anyway? Unless they were being tortured?
Read More »Serbian President Says a Quarter of the World is Going to Starve as a Result of US War on Russia
So true.
Read More »UK: University Drops Sonnets Because They’re Too White
Das rite!
Read More »America Back on Top? Blinken Burns Russia with Taylor Swift Diss
Putin is too cool to give my USSR style hate speeches.
Read More »Thailand to Strengthen Trade Ties with Russia
This is a bigger deal than it might seem like.
Read More »Austria Makes It Easier for Faggots and Trannies to Donate Blood
Just in time for the monkeypox.
Read More »Ukraine Advisor Says US Military Agreed to Sink the Entire Russian Fleet!
Do the American people just not know we're at war with Russia?
Read More »Monkeypox is Coming for You – Just Exactly as Globalist Think-Tank Predicted!
Warren Buffett and Ted Turner predicted this because they are good guessers.
Read More »Russia Cuts Gas to Finland After Cunt Leader Refuses to Pay for Gas
Wow, the Finnish cunt is very moral.
Read More »Germany to Send the First 15 Gepard Tanks to the Ukraine in July
Is this a joke? Send ALL of your tanks, Germany!
Read More »Last of the Azov Freaks Surrender, Azovstal Fully Liberated
Now it's time to go down and see what is in those tunnels, no?
Read More »Russian Prank Callers Pretend to be Zelensky, Talk to George W. Bush for Long Period
Why is George W. Bush all of a sudden back?
Read More »Rules-Based Piracy: Joe Biden Releases Diss Track About Stolen Yachts
Based.
Read More »Ukraine Wants Russians to Pay Reparations for Environmental Damage
Everything is about "Ukraine" getting more and more money.
Read More »Italy: School Starts “Gender Alias Roster” to Trannify Students
La dolce vita is all about cutting off that dick.
Read More »Italy: Over a Million Italians Over 50 Fined for Refusing Deadly Vax
This is never gonna end.
Read More »Everyone is Going to Starve to Death Because of American Lunacy
But I thought black lives mattered?
Read More »Half of Russia’s Gas-Buyers Have Agreed to Pay in Rubles – Russian Economy is Growing, Doing Fine
Russia's economy is doing a lot better than America's!
Read More »France: City Replaces “Mother” and “Father” with “Parent 1/2”
About time.
Read More »Scotland: Government Investigates Sudden Spike in Newborn Deaths
They think Covid might be to blame.
Read More »Australia: Man in Lingerie Filmed Playing with Kids in Museum
The museum says it was all good.
Read More »Bombs Away! Russia Fires on Jews!
Now, the real war begins!
Read More »US Flying in Their ISIS Terrorists to Fight for the Ukraine
Yes because of course.
Read More »United States is Biff – Threatening Venezuela Again!
Why does Joe Biden have to start wars with literally every single country on earth?
Read More »Greece Bans Sexually Abused Children from Getting Psychiatric Help
This is in one of the most conservative countries in Europe.
Read More »UK: Girl Forced Out of School for Saying Biology is Real
Forced by other girls, of course.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Azov Terrorists Trapped in Azovstal to Surrender to Russia
Are ya winning, son?
Read More »Australian PM Says That WHO Should Have Total Control of Australia
In the 1990s, I listened to a lot of talk radio, and they were always talking about how the UN would be put in charge of America.
Read More »Russia Says That the West is at War with Russia
I'm glad Peskov gave the shout-out to censored Americans.
Read More »Canada: Kindergarteners Given Homework About Jerking Off
It's all just completely normal.
Read More »India: Couple Sue Their Son for Not Giving Them Grandkids
They're asking for $650,000.
Read More »Sacrificing Freedom for Democracy: Zelensky Signs Law Allowing Seizure of Property from Opposition
I think people would prefer freedom to democracy, if they are not gay.
Read More »Chief NATO Faggot Says to Seize the Opportunity to Absorb Finland and Sweden
NATO cries out in pain as they strike you.
Read More »Ruble Reaches Five-Year High Against Euro
Oh just you wait.
Read More »UK: Former Cop Risks Prison for Sharing George Floyd Memes
We have to protect our democracy, and that means no joking around.
Read More »Sweden and Finland Confirm Decision to Join NATO – Russia Should Invade Sweden and Finland
Hang in there, folks. Things are about to get a lot worse.
Read More »Latvia: Man Facing Five Years in Prison for Holding a Russian Flag
How can anyone claim that democracy is anything other than a brutal and authoritarian system that crushes all basic human freedom?
Read More »But I Really Believed in the Mars Hole? The Mars Hole Convinced Me, Tho?
Honestly, when I first saw the Mars hole last week, I thought there was a good chance the media was going to start arguing in earnest that this was proof of the grey agenda.
Read More »Kim Dotcom’s Twitter Thread About the Great Reset
I am fully on board with whatever these tech people want to do.
Read More »The Ukraine Wins Eurovision – Pro-Russia Serbia Comes in Second Place!
So if we analyze these votes, we have 2-to-1 support for the Ukraine over Russia, but a third of political voters supporting Russia is not bad. Could be worse.
Read More »Europe’s Gas Prices to Triple This Winter
I've made the point that if global warming actually was real, it would be good. It would increase crop yields in northern areas, and it would lower heating bills.
Read More »Russia Cuts Electricity to Finland
It's time for Finland to use pussy power in the fight against the Christian patriarchy.
Read More »JP Morgan Admits Russian Economy is Still Strong, Sanctions Didn’t Really Do Much
Democracy is fragile, but it is truly strong.
Read More »Jews Attack Funeral of Journalist They Murdered
Maybe I am just jealous of the Jews?
Read More »World Economic Forum Announces Zelensky Will Virtually Attend Annual Meeting
He will take a small break from counting the billions of dollars Americans sent him.
Read More »UK: Judges Decide Calling a Man “Bald” is Sexual Harassment
All the judges were bald.
Read More »Italy: Elite Troops Investigated for Not Respecting Biological Front-Holes
How are these people supposed to defend the anus from Putin?
Read More »Medvedev Says New World Order Will Emerge as US is Knocked Off of Top of Trash Heap
Rapid changes!
Read More »Australia: Breastfeeding Association Investigates Volunteers for Saying “Mother” and “Women”
Pure hate speech.
Read More »After Years Claiming Men Menstruate, The Guardian is Now Claiming That Only Women Menstruate
Birthing people weep.
Read More »Czech President Grants 103 Volunteers Special Permission to Fight for Ukraine
This is an unofficial way of joining the conflict.
Read More »Cunts are in Control – Finland Wants to Join NATO – Russia Should Invade Finland
Yes, this is a world war.
Read More »Poland: Ukrainian Refugee Children to be Terrorized with Giant Brown Puppet
This is gay and creepy.
Read More »Biolab Horrorshow: Russia Says the Ukraine Released Weaponized TB on Children
They are also alleging that unspecific experiments were done on the mentally unsound.
Read More »Australia: Cop Investigated for Saying There are Only Two Genders
He's been a cop for 35 years, but might get fired over this.
Read More »Oil and Gas Firms are Planning to Destroy the Planet for Money, Guardian Claims
Scientists agree the world will end unless you do exactly what we say, goy!
Read More »Based Germans Ban Filthy and Problematic Jews from the Skies
Finally, the Germans are standing up for themselves.
Read More »Israelis Kill Al-Jazeera Journalist Reporting on West Bank Conflict
Let us not forget: generations of Jews had to work to subdue the goyim and make it so Jews are just allowed to get free money from everyone and kill whoever they want.
Read More »India: Surgeon Wants to Do First Womb Transplant on Trannies
How do these people keep their licenses?
Read More »Crimes of Flirting: Two Italian Soldiers on Trial for Cat-Calling and Wolf-Whistling
Those are crimes in Italy now.
Read More »EU Border Chief Quits in Response to Pro-Invasion Pressures
He was mean to the Syrian child refugees from Africa.
Read More »UK: Primary Schools Get Book Showing “Sliding Scale” Between Male and Female
The gender unicorn was too confusing, I guess.
Read More »Putin Says Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine was Preemptive Defense Against Attack
Russia will soon be able to add a second Victory Day...!
Read More »Jews Whine After Based Mexicans Have Nazi Wedding
How dare someone somewhere hurt Jew feels?
Read More »Germans Say Global Mass Starvation Coming Down the Pipe
A billion blacks could starve to death and it would be worth it if one Ukrainian child is able to have his anus stretched out.
Read More »UK: Football Association Wanted to Ban “Football’s Coming Home” Song
They're worried it might cause "offence."
Read More »Poland: Russian Ambassador Smeared with Paint at WWII Commemoration
He's a fascist, apparently.
Read More »CIA Director Told Bolsonaro to Stop Talking About Potential Election Fraud
The CIA really loves democracy.
Read More »Ireland: Old Couple Refuse to Pay Fine for Attending Mass, Would Rather Go to Jail
They could just get away with paying 300 euros.
Read More »EU Parliament Member Says Anti-Russian Sanctions Only Harm Europe
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message about our values and who we are.
Read More »UK Pledges $1.6 Billion for the Ukraine Democracy War
There are no British people in need who could use that money.
Read More »Latest True Atrocity Hoax: Russia Bombs Russian School in Luhansk!
This time it's really, really REAL.
Read More »CIA Chief Admits No Evidence Russia is Planning to Nuke the Ukraine as the Media Continues Lying
Russia is nowhere near desperation, making claims of potential WMD use ridiculous.
Read More »Captured Ukrainian Says Javelins Were Useless in Mariupol, Zelensky Ordered the Troops to Die
So I guess no one ever thought about this?
Read More »Italy: Court Says Vax Mandate Unconstitutional Because of “Fatal Side Effects”
People die when they are vaxed.
Read More »Australia: Satanists Demand Satanist Classes in Schools
Whatever these satanists would teach kids, it probably wouldn't be worse than what they're already taught.
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