He was appointed bishop by Pope Anus himself.
Read More »Georgia and Moldova Apply for EU Membership Over Fears of Russian Invasion
Hurry! Russia will invade everyone!
Read More »Zelensky Needs His Human Shields
Everything possible is being done to keep civilians in conflict zones while everything is being done to keep the conflict going.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Says He Will Find and Kill Every Russian Involved in Invasion
A Jewish man talking about slaughtering Russians. Now I've seen everything.
Read More »Biden Wants to Lift Oil Sanctions on Venezuela
"Why can't I hold all of these sanctions????"
Read More »Russia to Switch to Chinese UnionPay to Replace Visa/Mastercard
UnionPay is already on a lot of ATMs internationally. I assume most Russian ATMs already accept it.
Read More »Putin Says He’s Not Ready to Declare Martial Law in Russia – Yet
Yet.
Read More »Italy Steals a Bunch of Russian Boats They Claim Total $150 Million, Moves to Steal Houses
This seizing of personal property is something new and weird.
Read More »Jews Move Ukrainian Orphans to Israel, Europe
Are they stealing white kids? What is really going on here?
Read More »Ukrainian Female “Human Rights” Lawyer Asks West for Fighter Planes, Air Defense
Women feel entitled to your fighter planes.
Read More »Ceasefire as Russia Continues to Urge Civilian Evacuations
It's the calm before the storm. Some people have made some bad decisions, and they're going to have bad consequences.
Read More »Kadyrov Asks Putin to Give Him the Greenlight to Unleash the Horde Against the Ukrainians
No one wants to see the Chechens unleashed.
Read More »Slovakia: Government Threatens Life in Prison for Pro-Russia Social Media Posts
Kinda overkill.
Read More »Watch: Sky News Reporters Allegedly Shot by Evil Russians in Ukraine
They were probably shot by Ukrainians though.
Read More »Russian Cats Banned from International Competitions
Not parody.
Read More »Best War Ever, Great Job: Facebook Officially Blocked in Russia
I defer to Putin's knowledge of the art of war.
Read More »Binance Refuses to Freeze All Russian Crypto Accounts
Based Chinaman says NYET!
Read More »Based Russian Forces Shelling Ukrainian Nuclear Power Plant, Trying to Make Reactors Melt Down
What an awesome idea.
Read More »Macron Tells People Economic Pain Coming Soon Because of Sanctions
You'll own nothing but you'll be democratic.
Read More »Germany: Insurer Fired for Saying Vax Complications are Severely Undercounted
He had that job for 21 years.
Read More »Updates on the War (Abridged Because Who Cares?)
The war is basically all mapped out at this point, and it's just a matter of how many Ukrainians want to die and have their buildings blown up for no reason. If it wasn't for the insane advice from the West, and the Jews in power in the country, they would have surrendered on day one, no one would have had to die, and no building would have been blown up. Also, the articles below this are more important that this article.
Read More »Czech Republic: Prosecutor Threatens to Jail Anyone Who Supports Russia on Social Media
Much freedom.
Read More »Germany Confiscates Russian Billionaire’s $600 Million Yacht
Ah hell nah
Read More »UK: 95-Year-Old Reptilian Overlord Survives the Deadly Flu
Being triple-jabbed is the only reason she's alive, goy.
Read More »Zelensky Asks Jews Around the World to Say Mean Things About Russia
Yes, go ahead and make all Jews the enemies of Russia.
Read More »The War Seems to be Going Quite Well, Actually
There is definitely a real war. Shit is getting seriously blown up.
Read More »Europe: Gas Prices Spike to Highest in History
It's worth it though for democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman Movie in Russia
Putin is sad now, I'm sure.
Read More »UK: Cops Drop Charges in BLM Activist’s Shooting Because Nobody Snitched
This is white people's fault, of course.
Read More »Germany: Injuries from Safe and Deadly Vax at Least 10 Times Higher, Insurer Claims
Totally unexpected.
Read More »BREAKING NEWS: Putin Now Genociding Whales!
No one is safe.
Read More »Ukraine: Welp, This is for Sure a Real War Now
Yep. I'd say that's a war alright.
Read More »Germany: Prominent Russian Opera Conductor Fired for Not Saying Anything About Ukraine
This is getting really wacky, and everything is pointing to it getting a lot worse.
Read More »Sweden: Government Bizarrely Claims Mutilating Children is Bad
These people are angering The Science.
Read More »Climate Change to Kill Everyone, UN Climate Report Says
EAT THE BUGS NOW.
Read More »Ukraine “War” – The Level of Disinformation is Making Me Sick. Is There Even a War?
The Western media is literally saying the reverse of what is happening.
Read More »Ukraine: Criminal Gangs Armed by the Government Create Chaos, Looting Entire Country
I thought this was a democracy? You can't ban looting!
Read More »NUKE NUKE NUKE: Putin Places NUKES on High Alert Due to Unfriendliness
HIGHEST ALERT! UNFRIENDLINESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
Read More »EU to Ban RT and Sputnik to Protect Democracy
Our values cannot withstand a barrage of information from different sources.
Read More »Russian Chess Master Sanctioned by International Chess Body for Supporting His Country
Is this a new kind of censorship again?
Read More »UK Says Russia Will Use Chemical Weapons Against Ukrainian Balloons
False flag threat!
Read More »Is There Even a War in the Ukraine at All? Is This a War or a Clown Show?
It's the goofiest war ever.
Read More »China Condemns Sanctions Against Russia
I don't really know enough to know, but it seems to me that this is exactly what you would want to not happen if you were the West.
Read More »Israel Sending “Humanitarian Aid” to the Ukraine
It better be 100 tons of water balloons. That's what they are in dire need of.
Read More »The Science Ponders Universal Coronavirus Vaccine for All Future Variants
The previous 5 injections didn't work, but this one will because The Science changed.
Read More »Canada: MP Cut Off While Asking Question About Klaus Schwab
“Mr. Speaker, that member is promoting open disinformation. That’s not debate.”
Read More »The Battle For Kiev is the Silliest War Yet, The Level of Disinformation is Absurd
The amount of disinformation is really staggering. None of it is believable and it doesn't make sense what the goal even is.
Read More »Ex-President: Russia Should Seize All Foreign Assets
Short of an actual shooting war with NATO, Russia is lined up to win every single one of these battles.
Read More »Russia Gets Kicked from Eurovision Cringefest
This is supposed to be punishment?
Read More »Germany Can’t Function Properly Without Russian Gas, Experts Say
Sanctions against Russia are also sanctions against the population of the West.
Read More »Sweden Refuses to Take in Ukrainian Refugees
Not brown enough.
Read More »Men Aged 18-60 Banned from Leaving Ukraine! Women Cleared to Fly to America!
Biden should be running nonstop flights to every American city. Refugees welcome!
Read More »Zelensky Says He’s Open to Negotiating Surrender
Negotiate what? Dude has no cards.
Read More »Explosions Inside Kiev, People Told to Hide in Bomb Shelters
Swift invasion.
Read More »Dominican Republic Building Neo-Nazi Border Wall to Stop Haitians
Brown white supremacists at it again.
Read More »Ukrainian Jet Fighter Pilot Flees to Romania
NOTE: Most of the updates on this war are in the MEGA POST LIVE WAR THREAD.
Read More »Putin Talking About “De-Nazification” of the Ukraine Needs Context
These Nazis are funded and armed by Israel, and the US State Department.
Read More »France: Country’s Main Tennis Negro Incapacitated by Booster Shot
Maybe he didn't trust the science hard enough?
Read More »Thailand: Health Ministry Hires Influencer Mothers to Increase Birth Rate
Why aren't these racists importing Somalis instead?
Read More »Ukraine: Hockey Player Suspended for 1 Year for Pretending to Eat a Banana
He was initially suspended for 13 games.
Read More »Austria: Viennese Schools Quarantining Pureblood Kids Even If They Test Negative
Pureblood oppression is real.
Read More »Canada: Convoy Leader Denied Bail Because She Might Cause Mischief
Freedom is hard choices.
Read More »Canadian-Israeli MP: “Honk Honk is an Acronym for Heil Hitler”
Every time I hear some heinous statement, or see some nauseating headline, and just know it's a Jew, I no longer get angry. I just rub the bridge of my nose and sigh.
Read More »Watch: Trudeau Sanctions Russia, Says Decepticons Stand Against Authoritarianism
Canada is a beacon of freedom.
Read More »The Science: Kids Spread Less Coronavirus Because They Breathe Less Than Adults
The less you breathe, the safer everyone else is.
Read More »Kuwait: Supreme Court Overturns Anti-Tranny Law Because Principles and Values
It's incompatible with principles and values, apparently.
Read More »Justin Announces That Martial Law Will Remain in Place Indefinitely, Despite the Fact Blockades are Broken
Politicians always view restrictions on their power as the ultimate nuisance, so any excuse to remove those restrictions will always be used.
Read More »Colombia: Constitutional Court Legalises Abortion on Demand
Principles and values cannot be stopped.
Read More »New Zealand’s Prime Horse Announces Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve
Politicians may ease restrictions for a bit, but they reserve the right to put them back at any moment.
Read More »Germany to Offer New Non-mRNA Coronavirus Vax to Trick Skeptics
You can trust these other injections contain what the label says, goy.
Read More »Kuwait: Army Allows Women in Combat Roles, Then Bans Them from Carrying Guns
Moslems are getting less Moslem by the day.
Read More »Scotland: Court Decides Trannies Can’t Get Women’s Affirmative Action Jobs
Says trannies should get their own quotas.
Read More »Putin Says Western Sanctions are Not Going to Stop Russia
Sanctions are pattycakes.
Read More »US Embassy “Predicts” Terrorist Attacks Inside Russia
This threat isn't even "thinly veiled."
Read More »Australia Demands Answers on Chinese Lasers
I wish a nigga would point a laser at a bitch.
Read More »Boris Johnson Says Impending Russian Invasion of Ukraine Will be WWIII
Meet the new Churchill, same as the old Churchill.
Read More »Gay NATO Chief Says the Full Scale Invasion is Coming SOON
You ain't no Serpentor, bruv.
Read More »UK: Now You Don’t Even Have to Isolate If You Test Positive
I predicted this.
Read More »Megatron Uses Stun Grenades and Pepper Spray Against Freedom Convoy, Tows Trucks
The Virus Regime drops one of its many masks.
Read More »Megatron to Hit Everyone in Freedom Convoy with Criminal Charges and Financial Sanctions
Only the government is allowed to take away Canadians' right to move around the city freely.
Read More »Putin to Take Part in Nuclear Missile Testing! YES! NUCLEAR WAR NOW!
The only thing I ever really wanted was for every city in the Western world to get nuked.
Read More »Release the Horses! Canadian Freedom Protesters Trampled with Democracy Steeds! For Their Safety!
The regime was forced to take the metaphorical mask off.
Read More »We’re Saved: Black People in Africa to Start Making mRNA “Vaccines” for Every Disease
Infinite mRNA gene therapy injections!
Read More »Jurassic Park NOW: The Science Says Reviving Extinct Species is Possible
Don't be afraid — it's just science!
Read More »Watch: Bill Gates is Sad That “Omicron” Allegedly “Generates Immunity”
In reality, it looks like Omicron is actually just the effects of the vax.
Read More »UK Shares Map of Russian Invasion Plot as Putin Asks West to Please Just Relax
It's just so tiresome that everything is a lie. It makes it a lot more tiring that the lies are so silly and dumb.
Read More »Israel Scraps Vax Passport Because of Decreased Fake Infections
They're just taking a little breather.
Read More »Watch: Megatron Arrests Top Freedom Convoy Organizers in Canada
This isn't the end.
Read More »Scotland Stops Publishing Coronavirus Data to Avoid Anti-Vax “Misrepresentation”
People shouldn't interpret data and think for themselves. That's dangerous.
Read More »Japan: Old Man Arrested for Stealing Dozens of Tanuki Statues
Crime doesn't pay, kids.
Read More »New Zealand Bans Fags from Trying to Become Normal
Don't stop sucking that dick, bigot.
Read More »Bronze Age Warlord Mike Lindell Banned from Canada
Also, other Canadapocalypse info.
Read More »Russia Moving Troops Back to the Ukraine Border After Epic Fakeout
I have never seen genius like this in my entire life.
Read More »Pakistan: Based Court Frees Man Who Killed His Sister for Being a Whore
BOOM. Problem solved.
Read More »Scotland to Vax Healthy Kids Aged 5 to 11
Kids aren't at risk, but The Science demands mass "vaccinations."
Read More »Djokovic Says He’s Still Not Getting Vaxed, Willing to Miss Other Tournaments
He's still not speaking out against it.
Read More »Italy: Ghanaian Who Raped and Murdered Ethiopian Goat Farmer is Sentenced to 15 Years
If suffering and death makes us stronger, couldn't we just rape and murder each other ourselves, and cut out the middle man?
Read More »Canada Says War Powers Necessary Because Truckers Trying to Overthrow the Government
This is a kookspiracy.
Read More »Russia Says It’s Pulling Back Troops on the Day the US Said They Were Going to Invade
But did they?
Read More »The Science Cures “HIV” in Woman Using Jewish Blood Magic
This is what The Science is all about, unironically.
Read More »Austria: Woman Charged After Slashing Syrian Child Refugee Trying to Rape Her
Meat on a stick comes with a price.
Read More »Justin Trudeau Declares Martial Law to Shut Down Truckers
This is how we win.
Read More »In the Middle of Truckpocalypse, Canada Announces It’s Sending More Weapons to the Ukraine
Democracy isn't free and it isn't peaceful.
Read More »UK: Moslem Woman Gets 11 Months in Jail for Anti-Jew Post on Facebook
Nothing trumps Jew feelings.
Read More »France: Court Says Guy in Dress Can be Listed as “Mother” on Birth Certificate
A utopia's getting closer by the day.
Read More »1500+ French Freedom Convoy Vehicles Heading to Brussels Despite Megatron Warning
Thank you, Canada.
Read More »Ireland: Police Force Begins Massive Affirmative Action Campaign
Why are they there in the first place?
Read More »Poll: 13% of Americans Want to Go to War with Russia to Save the Ukraine
This is the problem with democracy - you just don't have any freedom, and you have no influence over the policies of your government.
Read More »Russia: “We Don’t Give a Shit About Sanctions”
Come get your whole crew wet.
Read More »Ukraine Walks Back Statements Saying They Might Not Want to Join NATO
It's just all so moronic.
Read More »New Zealand Continues Absurd Violent Crackdown on Peaceful Anti-Vaxers
Eventually, those who threaten our democracy will have to be simply killed.
Read More »Canada: Militarized Police Remove Truckers from Ambassador Bridge, New Groups Show Up on Foot to Blockade
Are they going to shoot these people?
Read More »Passenger Jet Diverted from Landing in Ukraine After US Says War Coming Immediately
I don't understand why you would escalate tensions to this extent if you weren't trying to actually start a war.
Read More »Canada: Cop Shows Up at Woman’s House to Question Her on Support for Convoy
But remember: it will all be back to normal in two weeks.
Read More »Brandon Takes Afghanistan’s Foreign Reserves, Gives Them to 9/11 Victims
Afghanistan is currently on the verge of mass starvation.
Read More »Ivan Obvious Says NATO Doesn’t Want Peace
Can we just say "globalism means world domination"?
Read More »You Can’t Stop the Truckers. The Truckers Should be in Charge Instead of the Fags.
How far you planning on taking this, boy?
Read More »Crime Committed by Arabs Born in Italy is Proof That Immigration Doesn’t Cause Crime
You read that right, goy.
Read More »Latvia FINALLY Starts Giving More Money to Jews
About time too.
Read More »Swiss Region to Hold Referendum on Giving Apes “Fundamental Rights”
I wonder where this slippery slope will take us...
Read More »Justin Trudeau Appears in Parliament Then Disappears Like Batman at Question Time
But seriously - what is he going to say?
Read More »Three US-Canada Border Crossings Now Blocked by Truckers
This seems easier than it should have been.
Read More »Russia Posts Videos of Tank Drills on the Ukrainian Border
Straight up 2 Pac shit right here.
Read More »Italy: Court Forces Parents to Accept Vaxed Blood for Child’s Operation
Take the blood, bigot!
Read More »UK: Prince Charles to Unveil Statue of Medieval Jewess Loan Shark
He's a very good shabbos goy.
Read More »France: Sudanese Illegal Immigrant Convicted of Murdering Open Borders Activist Girlfriend
And nothing was learned from this.
Read More »Canada: Alberta Drops QR Code Scans, Suggests Eternal Yearly Boosters
"Learning to live with COVID" means getting used to obeying The Science.
Read More »New Zealand: As Protesters Get Beaten by Cops, They Cry Out for More Democracy
Haven't we had enough of this democracy? Why aren't we demanding freedom instead of more democracy?
Read More »New mRNA Vax to Prevent Heart Attacks Announced
This will solve the problem of mRNA vaccines causing heart attacks.
Read More »Italy: Old Woman Found Mummified at Her Table After Dying in 2019
No one cared.
Read More »Ireland: Conspiracy Theorist Whines After 10-Year-Old Son has Heart Attack
The science says Putin put him up to it.
Read More »Canada: Antifa Who Ran Car Into Protesters is Obese Vegan Antifa Mongrel
He also got #metoo'ed at one point.
Read More »Pfizer Made $37 Billion from Vax Sales in 2021, Forecasts Huge Profit Boost in 2022
The fake pandemic is the goose that lays golden eggs.
Read More »Germany: Climate Activists Cause Multiple Traffic Jams to Save the World
The power of Science compels you!
Read More »UK: 7 Arrested After Police Raid Gay Castration Cult
You'll never guess what they did.
Read More »Putin Tells Macron That Russia Will Go to War with NATO Over Crimea
YES! Blow it all up!
Read More »Trudeau Says It: Trucker Convoy is a “Threat to Democracy and Not Who We Are”
All options are on the table.
Read More »As Ukraine Requests Missiles, US Says Russia Could Take Kiev in 72 Hours
Russia might need better war games.
Read More »Romania: Poll Shows Two Third of the Population Know Covid is a Scam
The other third are presumably lying or retarded.
Read More »Canada: Woman Judge Bans Pureblood Father from Visiting His Kids
They're going to keep hitting you from every angle.
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