Category: World
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EU’s Virus-Based Biometrics Control Grid to Finally Come Into Effect (Allegedly)
It still doesn’t work on black people.
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Zelensky Demands UN and Red Cross Go be Human Shields in Kursk
Distasteful weirdos.
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Putin Orders Massive Increase in Size of Russia’s Military
MASSIVE.
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Iran Says It’s “Showing Restraint” to Prevent Israel from Starting Regional War
Well. This is a lot of restraint.
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NATO Chief Wants Allies to Vote on Letting the Ukraine Attack Russia with Long-Range Missiles
They’re poking a nuclear bear.
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Lebanon: Pagers Apparently Exploding and Blowing Pieces Off of People
So, can Jews just cause any electronic communications device with a battery to explode now? Is that what’s happening?
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UN Whines About Western Support for Baby-Killing Jews, Does Nothing
The Jews are literally slaughtering the UN’s own people, but the best they can do is issue a very opaquely-worded statement.
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Canada: Woman Charged with Assault for Accidentally Spraying Neighbour with Water
This is the freedom that China is trying to take away from us.
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US Denies Involvement in Plot to Kill Venezuela’s Maduro After Three Americans Detained
Of course the government will deny it.
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Australia: Doctor Could Lose Medical License for Sharing Babylon Bee Articles
He was suspended in 2019, but his trial only started this year.
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Houthis Reach Israel with Missile, Netanyahu Promises Revenge
The Iron Dome is having a lot of problems lately.
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With Supplies of Warm Bodies Drying Up, Poland FM Calls for EU to Send Ukrainian Men Back Home
The Ukraine has a whole new army in the waiting.
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Japan: Court Grants Afghan Baby Japanese Citizenship
The court did this because Japan’s government doesn’t recognize the Taliban.
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Anal Marriage Craze Canceled in Asia Due to a Lack of Democracy
This is like another Holocaust.
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France: Vibrant Convicted for Trying to Rape 102-Year-Old Woman
Not very competent as far as rapists go.