Category: World
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Flying Pig Destroyed by Friendly Fire! Zelensky Fires Head of Air Force!
How do you even make fun of this?
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Brazil’s Supreme Court Blocks Twitter Amid Ongoing Dispute with Musk
Brazilians should simply switch to WeChat.
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Worst Korea: Constitutional Court Orders Government to Change the Weather
It’s a matter of human rights, goy.
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UK: Hundreds of Doctors Quit British Medical Association Over Leadership’s Support of Child Mutilation
The controversy over whether mutilating children is good or bad continues.
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Jews Bomb Humanitarian Aid Convoy in Gaza Hours After Shooting at UN Food Agency Vehicle
Honestly, I don’t understand why these NGOs keep telling the Jews where they’re going to be.
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Pigs with Wings: Hohol Pilot Crashes Long-Awaited F-16, Pilot Error Blamed
It’s looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse.
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European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.
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UK: 11-Year-Old Arrested for Participating in Anti-Stabbing Protest
They grow up so fast…
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UK’s Starmer Wants European Countries to Cooperate Against Native Populations
You can’t have a proper democracy with people going around opposing mass stabbings.
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Germany: Head of Anti-Jew Shiite Organization Told to Leave Country or be Deported
All of a sudden, deportations are easy.
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Jews Launch Biggest Operation in West Bank in Years
They appear to be laying the groundwork for more settlements.
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UN Food Agency Suspends Gaza Operations After Jews Shoot Staff Near Checkpoint
You can be rest assured that the Jews will “investigate” the incident.
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UK: Teachers to be Taught to Crush “Whiteness” in the Classroom
They’re finally gonna crack down on punctuality, objectivity, meritocracy, and other forms of White Supremacy.
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Russia Tells US World War Three Wouldn’t be Confined to Europe
Americans are too fat to understand that modern missiles can reach them.
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Spain: Man Convicted of Beating Up Slut Avoids Jail by Becoming a Tranny
Genius.