Next time, the world.
Read More »Why is Iran Electroshocking Homosexuals? Well, Because It’s Supposedly More Humane Than Killing Them
If Iran thinks they can save them with electroshocks, then this seems to be a humanitarian choice.
Read More »Top Candy Bar Companies Employed Child Labor in Ivory Coast, Getting Sued by Laborious Children
American candy bar companies hired Kony 2012 to run their supply chain.
Read More »They are Definitely Serious About Making You Eat Bugs
It's not just a meme.
Read More »Shocking Outrage: The French are Abusing Pigs! Time to Eat Bugs, Goyim!
We've been railing against factory farming for decades. But it only concerns the media now that they want you to eat bugs.
Read More »Greece: Woman Paralyzed After Receiving Coronavirus Vaccine
It's surprising this isn't happening more often, frankly.
Read More »100-Year-Old Concentration Camp Guard Charged with Mass Murder of Jews
Finally, the old bastard is going to get what he deserves.
Read More »China Bans BBC! Threat to Society! Protecting the People from Thought Control
GOOD!
Read More »US and UK Promoting “Chinese Rape Machine” Theory
Yep.
Read More »Biden Calls Xi and Demands Democracy, Sanctions Myanmar
Even if China really is evil, it remains a lie to claim that Joe Biden is working with the Chinese. It is just factually wrong.
Read More »Under Pressure from US, Angola Legalizes Man-on-Man Anal (Including X-Treme Double Anal, Fisting)
It's called love.
Read More »Japan: Olympics Boss Forced to Resign for Saying Women Talking Too Much is Annoying
Welp. There it goes.
Read More »UK: White Accounting Boss Forced to Step Down After Giving a Pep Talk – “White Privilege”
What is actually happening is that the system is replacing all white men in power with brown people and women. And probably Jews, also.
Read More »Man Admits to Accidentally Throwing Toddler Out the Window of a Puerto Rican Cruise Ship
Well, at least you're not this poor stupid bastard.
Read More »French Academics and Intellectuals Argue That American Leftism is Undermining French Society
What is causing it???
Read More »r/WorldNews Pushing Up Old Anti-Chinese Atrocity Propaganda
This is a very clear and obvious example of a primitive way to create a synthetic consensus in an internet community.
Read More »Elton John and Michael Caine Appear in Bizarre Vaccine Propaganda Short
I don't actually trust celebrities very much.
Read More »British Government Official Confirms No Travel This Summer
Just try back next summer!
Read More »Iran Says They Might Just Go Ahead and Build a Nuke (But Why?)
Why does Iran always make these outrageous statements?
Read More »European Spies Say They’ll Give Biden Intelligence If He Bans Trump from Getting Any of It
Oh wow, a story featuring Donald Trump.
Read More »Katie Price’s Fat Retarded Son Hospitalized After Getting Coronavirus Vaccine
Wow my heart is so warm right now.
Read More »Jew Mad? Iranian Cleric Reveals Accurate Fact That Coronavirus Vaccine Makes You Gay
The facts are in: the coronavirus vaccine makes you gay.
Read More »Russia and EU Expel Each Other’s Diplomats as the New Cold War Freezes Over!
Did you know Alexi Navalny is a Nazi?
Read More »UK: Boy, 16, Sentenced to Two Years in Children’s Jail for Leading Nazi Group at the Age of 13
He ran the gang from his grandma's shed.
Read More »Alleged President Joe Biden Says China Will Face “Extreme Competition” from the West
Where is the US going to compete, Joe???
Read More »Oh No! The Vaccine Doesn’t Work Against the New Strain!
It's never going to end.
Read More »Ukraine Anal Occupation Jew Government Threatens to Bring Charges Against Cute Pro-Russian Journalist
Remember: the US State Department supports this.
Read More »British Government Again Claims There Will be No “Vaccine Passport”
I'll believe it when I see it.
Read More »If Iran Would Have Read the Daily Stormer, They Would Have Known Neocon Biden Wasn’t Doing Any Deals
Iran, like China, had a better chance of avoiding war under Trump.
Read More »Myanmar: Junta Cucks, Turns the Internet Back On
Oh come on!
Read More »Denmark: Major Protest Against Lockdown and Vaccine Passports
Democracy means being forced to do things against your will.
Read More »Germany Now Publicly Pouring Millions Into Vagino-Anal Revolution in Belarus
Here comes democracy - straight up your ass!
Read More »Italy Welcomes NGO Rescue Boat of Coronavirus Infected Blacks
So, the coronavirus measures that you have to follow are waived for the people invading your country.
Read More »Germany: Farmers Drive Tractors Through Berlin, Protesting Global Warming Agenda to Shut Them Down
Do you see how fast this global warming agenda is moving? Are you noticing it?
Read More »Myanmar Junta Goes for It, Bans the Internet
Twitter is whining! Saying they want a free discussion!
Read More »Canada Opens Door to Flood of Chinese Immigrants from Hong Kong
Congratulations, anti-communist fighters! Here's your reward!
Read More »Germany: Secretary at Supposed “Death Camp” Charged with Mass Murder
How is this even real?
Read More »UK Government Prepares “Vaccine Passports” for International Travel
Some are already portraying vaccine passports as a requirement for international travel.
Read More »Ukraine Praised by US Government After Shutting Down Opposition TV Channels
This is bizarre.
Read More »Whoops: Burma Military Takeover Triggers Vaginal Uprising
Oh no, the exact thing I feared would happen happened!
Read More »UK: Deaths from Alcohol Reach Record High During Lockdown
These people do not care about our health, they never cared about our health, this was always about control.
Read More »Usurper Biden Issues Series of Deranged Threats Against Russia
He is going to do democracy against them.
Read More »UK: Piers Corbyn Arrested for Comparing Coronavirus Vaccination Program to Holocaust
Interfering with the plans of the Virus Regime is not allowed.
Read More »Tokyo 2020 Boss Says Women Talk Too Much and are Annoying
Women in Japan understand their place.
Read More »Canada Officially Designates the Proud Boys and 12 Other Groups as “Terrorists”
This is what the US is on its way towards.
Read More »Turkey: Erdogan Calls Vagino-Anal Uprising “Terrorism,” Says No Such Thing as “LGBT”
There's nothing "gay" about it, okay? They're called faggots.
Read More »Correction: Questions About the Legality of the Power Transfer in Myanmar
A small correction.
Read More »US Government Nominates Violent Hong Kong Rioters for Nobel Peace Prize
Can Hong Kong rioters beat BLM rioters for this peacefulness award?
Read More »Atrocities Continue: Chinese Rape Machine is Getting More Aggressive Every Instant
Those dirty dogs!
Read More »Biden Officially Calls Burmese Government Change a “Coup,” Triggering Default Sanctions
Democracy means forcing people to do things against their will.
Read More »New Coronavirus Vaccines for Mutated Variants Announced by Oxford and AstraZeneca
Are you ready for infinite injections?
Read More »Israel at the Forefront of Mass Coronavirus Vaccination
Who is inoculating who here?
Read More »Moscow Court Orders Navalny to Spend 3 Years in Prison Camp
What's the plan here?
Read More »Turkey Cracks Down on Anal Uprising
Expect Turkey to keep doing gestures like this.
Read More »Japan Says Olympics Will Happen This Summer Regardless
It's a shame, because they really did have the best logo ever.
Read More »FSB Releases Tape of Alexei Navalny’s Manager Requesting Millions from British Spy!
Hopefully, someone is paying attention to this.
Read More »Pompeo the Hutt Praises Biden’s Jew, Continues Pro-War Activism
Pompeo is going to be drawing up papers for Blinken while going on Fox News to tell the stupid goyim why they should support Biden's war.
Read More »Jew Blinken: Iran is Just “Weeks Away” from a Nuclear Bomb!
What a shocking coincidence.
Read More »Now That is One Peaceful Ass Bitch
Welp.
Read More »UK: The Flu Magically Disappears, Cases Plummet by 95% as Totally Unrelated Coronavirus Rises
Coronavirus is literally just the flu.
Read More »WaPo Announces That Saudi Textbooks Now Promoting Jews, Women, Anal
Now that whites are completely broken, they're getting the brown people hooked on degeneracy as we prepare for a one world global order.
Read More »Myanmar: Military Arrests Democracy Leaders, Tells Them Playtime is Over
Democracy fails again! What a loser!
Read More »UK: Social Distancing May Remain for at Least Until 2022, Despite Vaccination
It's not going to end with a vaccine.
Read More »Vienna: Cops Attack Thousands of People Protesting Lockdowns
It's a tad bit late to rise up, frankly.
Read More »Master Plan Unfolds: Russia is Just Arresting Everyone as Anal Revolt Continues
Ehhhh...
Read More »Journalists Determine Jair Bolsonaro Purposefully Spread the Virus to Murder His Own People
Is Eliane Brum Jewish?
Read More »Watch: French People Getting Beat by Cops
It feels like: "daily reminder: cops will beat you up if you try to disagree with the government about anything, ever."
Read More »Italy Cancels Arms Sales to Saudi Arabia (They Need to Cancel Shoe Sales to These Arabs)
If Italy wanted to actually stop these gross, murderous Saudis, they would stop selling them shoes.
Read More »What is Russia Doing? What’s the End Game Here?
The cops arrested everyone, and apparently that's their end game.
Read More »Pure Coincidence: The Story of Two Headlines
We stand united against internet disinformation.
Read More »Biden Government Building a Cold War with China
Must be doing it to change the weather.
Read More »Late Breaking News from Vanuatu! Hot News!
SECRET CHINESE MILITARY BASE
Read More »Joe Biden Finally Kills the Leader of ISIS
The Middle East strikes are just getting started, folks!
Read More »Alleged Chinese Police Files Published, No Evidence of Death Camps or Organ Harvesting
America is a country that arrests people for memes.
Read More »UK: Publishers Charging Five Times Paper Price for E-Books
But how about those kids on reddit taking advantage of the situation, huh?
Read More »Marijuana Appears to Lower IQ and Brain Volume, Researchers Warn
It is humanity's human right to legalize making kids stupid.
Read More »Biden Administration Destroys the Iran Deal
None of these people would complain about a bombing of Iran, as long as white men are getting publicly crucified.
Read More »Canadian Couple May Face Jail for Ripping Off Indians for Coronavirus Vaccine
Indians have been a problem for a long time. They stole our firewater and they burned our wagons.
Read More »Canadian Government Rushes to be First to Label White People “Terrorists”
Remember: calling a white person a "neo-Nazi" or a "white supremacist" is no different than calling a black person a "nigger."
Read More »Globalists Tell Indonesia “You Can’t Just Cane Homosexuals” as They Cane Homosexuals
We'll cane whoever we damn well want to cane, Jews!
Read More »Poland: Thousands Led by International Women’s Rights Group Demand Right to Murder Infants
It's in the Middle East and Africa too - all this women stuff.
Read More »Toyota Beats Out Volkswagen to Once Again be Best Seller
None of it will matter when Wakanda releases their zero-point energy flying car powered by crystals.
Read More »Media Printing Weird Atrocity Propaganda About Thai King
OH SO I GUESS THAILAND SHOULD BE RUN BY WOMEN HUH
Read More »The Guardian: After Getting the Coronavirus, People Go Insane
What is insane is this article in The Guardian.
Read More »In Historic Speech to Davos Globalists, Putin Condemns Globalism and Internet Censorship
This guy gets it.
Read More »Billionaires Collectively Made $3.9 Trillion Between March 18 and December 31, 2020
They have a weird plan that we're not allowed to talk about.
Read More »Estonia: A Country with Two Mommies
The Western world needs to have a strict "mommies only" policy for government.
Read More »Globo-Vaginism: Puerto Rico Declares Women Being Killed an “Emergency”
The system thinks women are 20 times more important than men.
Read More »EU at Davos: Trump has “Permanently Damaged Democracy,” Solution is Even More Censorship
Our podiums are made of wood, and they cannot withstand the weight of all these kooky theories.
Read More »Old Actress Informs World She is Uncomfortable with Men Looking at Her
Women have committed every crime, but their greatest crime is being so boring while maintaining such a high opinion of themselves.
Read More »Traditional German Stabfest in Frankfurt, Several Stabbed
No one even knows if it's Moslems anymore.
Read More »Nasal Spray That Stops Coronavirus Uses Patented Snake Oil Forumla
Sorry, buddy - I've already got pills and a powdered juice mix to protect me from the coronavirus.
Read More »Dutch PM Condemns Anti-Lockdown Uprising, Says Lockdown Will Never End
Democracy has spoken, folks.
Read More »And the First White Country to Rise Up Against the Lockdown is… The Netherlands! Congrats!
This is a legit WHITE RIOT.
Read More »Russia Says US Shouldn’t Organize Illegal Anti-Government Protests in Their Country
Creating this martyr was the stupidest possible thing the Russian government could have done.
Read More »If We Don’t Change the Weather Quickly, Fat Women Will Walk Around Topless
Biden then pulled the corners of his eyes to imitate the small eyes of a Chinese man and said "me eat doggie, me no likey eat cold doggy."
Read More »Art of War Student Joe Biden Sending Trannies to Fight WWIII Against China
It's time to heal our military by turning them all into trannies.
Read More »Scotland’s TOP CUNT Promises a Second Secession Referendum “After Pandemic”
Here's the thing: I support the discussion of it, because this is what American states need to be doing, for an actual reason. So I really do hope she keeps it in the headlines.
Read More »Being Transgender is a Way to be Happy, Says BBC Show to Kids
Unhappy? Have you tried chopping your dick off?
Read More »Global Warming Threat: Study Portrays Vegan Diet as Child Abuse, Blames It for Malnutrition
Veganism is a ridiculous, life-threatening experiment.
Read More »Sunday Morning Coming Down
There ain't nothing quite as lonesome.
Read More »France: Government Tells People to Stop Speaking with Each Other on the Train
What's the point of talking to each other in real life, when you can speak freely on the internet?
Read More »Noam Chomsky Goes on Russian State TV to Say the Capitol Storm was Justified
BASED Chomsky gives a shout out to THE BOYS!
Read More »Via Embassies, US Government Issues Instructions on How to Overthrow the Russian Government
Stay strong, Russia.
Read More »Ride or Die Nigga Prince Harry, Whose Entire Life Revolves Around the Gooey Hole of a 40-Year-Old Negro Woman, Is Attacked for Saying the Correct View
I kinda feel like Harry is getting the Andrew treatment, in some way.
Read More »Rand Paul Questions New Jewish Secretary of State on His Plan to Start a Bunch of Wars
"Senator Herp, your time is derped."
Read More »Do You Know Why British Small Businesses are Failing?
Globalism is all about helping out the little guy, whereas nationalism does nothing but enrich the powerful.
Read More »Russia Needs to Figure Their Shit Out
If Russia falls, this is all going to get a lot worse.
Read More »Archaeologists Dig Up New Graves in Egypt, Find a 13-Foot Book of the Dead Scroll
It is really disgusting to dig up these people's graves.
Read More »Elon Musk Promoting “Carbon Capture” Hoax
Musk is a fraud.
Read More »Q: When Does Reddit Care About Social Media Censorship?
The Jews, reddit, etc. are going to create a huge noise about censoring rioters in Russia, and these platforms will put a ban on banning the promotion of riots in Russia.
Read More »Biden Administration Makes Immediate Point to Contact Fake Country of Taiwan
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHINA ANYMORE
Read More »China Did a Genocide, And Now We Got Russia Doin’ One Too, Darn It
This is why we gotta get that democracy in there.
Read More »Booming India: World’s Largest Vaccine Factory Explodes
"The Indian economy is BOOMING" - it's a joke so funny, you gotta make it twice.
Read More »Cocaine Bananas Arrive in Grocery Stores in Canada
Democracy, folks - what will they think of next?
Read More »Prominent Public Health Expert Wants to Stop 5G Rollout, Cites Reproductive and Immunological Dangers
Even established experts find 5G suspicious and potentially dangerous.
Read More »UK: 92% of Deaths Blamed on Coronavirus are People Over 60
The coronavirus death toll is the just the normal death toll, but blamed on the virus.
Read More »Boris Johnson Refuses to Back Biden’s Claim China is Committing a “Genocide”
He's gonna get back on script quick on this one.
Read More »Spain: At Least Three Killed in Massive Explosion, Government Claims Gas Leak
It could be a gas leak. It could also be something else.
Read More »US Government Accuses China of “Genocide” Against Islamic Terrorists
Why is this on the front page of the New York Times?
Read More »Britain is Giving Residency to 5.4 Million Hong Kongese
That's 70% of the city's population.
Read More »The US Government Functions as a Lobbying Group for Facebook and Google
Everything is just so darn silly these days, I'll tell ya.
Read More »“New Strain” Threatens to Bring Down Canada
Coronavirus is the John Wick of viruses.
Read More »Canada: Drunken Indian Freezes to Death in a Porta-Potty Because Coronavirus Kicked Him Out of Homeless Shelter
We have to keep people safe from the virus - it doesn't matter how many have to die.
Read More »China is the Only Major Country That Experienced Growth in 2020
Why is the West letting this happen on purpose?
Read More »Parler Working with Russian Hackers to Promote the Anti-American Values of Free Speech
We need to leave all options on the table, including nuking Moscow if they continue to promote free speech in America.
Read More »Canadian Province Legalizes Harvesting the Organs of the Deceased Against Their Will
These are the same people who claim without evidence that China "harvests organs" saying that they're going to harvest your organs.
Read More »Navalny Arrest: I Haven’t Seen Reddit This Mad in Days
Russia is bad! White males! BAD!
Read More »Bali: Foreigners Caught Maskless Forced to Do Push-Ups in the Street as Punishment
Let me tell you about the Asians.
Read More »Purge of MAGA from Every Conservative Party on Earth Means There is No Longer a Difference Between Parties
We have to stop voting.
Read More »Mike Pompeo Starts Crying When He Hears of Navalny’s Arrest in Russia
Don't worry, Mike. There's no tears in a diabetic coma.
Read More »Racism: Canada Claims That Adults Should be Able to Read
This is just pure unadulterated hatred for the color of the skin
Read More »Prince Andrew’s PR Team Caught Trying to Help Random Woman Talk Shit on Virginia Roberts
Do you understand how much money I could be making as a PR manager?
Read More »Afghanistan: Two Female Judges Get Their Tops Popped Off on the Way to Work
Islam is right about women.
Read More »China’s Tweet About Islamic Feminism is Surely Confusing a Lot of People
China needs to tread lightly with this social commentary stuff.
Read More »Migrant Caravans Expecting a Warm Welcome from Joe Biden (Millions Coming)
You get what you vote for, I guess!
Read More »Fat Bitch from Canada Gets Troll Stormed Because She has the Same Name as a Capitol Stormer
Trolling is back in style, baby.
Read More »Racist and Nazi Germany Government Picks White Male to Succeed Merkel
When will we learn that white men simply are not capable of being in charge?
Read More »Amidst Incomprehensible Social, Political and Economic Breakdown, Boris Johnson Moves to Save the Whales
Whales first - that's my motto.
Read More »BREAKING: Coronavirus is in the Ice Cream
That's how they get ya.
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