So... do they still have that HITLER SKULL lying around?
Read More »Joe Biden Meets with the Japs, Threatens to Nuke China
Which is it, Joe? China or Russia?
Read More »Cunt Overload: New Zealand’s Cuntocracy Plans Total Ban on Cigarettes
But why tho?
Read More »Russia Demands 1 Million Illegal Immigrants Leave the Country in the Next Month
This is smart.
Read More »Oxford Study Shows Deadly Pfizer and Moderna Vaccines Even More Deadly Than Deadly AstraZeneca Vaccine
You should take the most deadly vaccine you can find.
Read More »Canada Implements New Extreme Travel Restrictions, Ending Movement Between Provinces
Of course, as we always need to remember: there remains no evidence of a pandemic.
Read More »First Viable Monkey-Human Embryos Presented by Acolytes of SCIENCE
It was evil when the Soviets tried, but it is a noble endeavor now.
Read More »They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens on You
It would probably be even more popular than the virus hoax, frankly.
Read More »China: First Quarter Economic Growth to Exceed 20% from Year 2020
Maybe not shutting everything down wasn't a bad idea after all?
Read More »Expelling Russian Diplomats is Only Something You Do to Create Serious Conflict
It's not just the peasants, but the supposed intelligentsia that is fully out of touch with reality at this point.
Read More »US Media Very Unhappy About Alleged Afghanistan Pullout, Demands Action on Iran as Well
He's definitely not pulling all of the troops. That is stupid and anyone who believes that is a moron.
Read More »Argentina: Government Wants to Sue Former President for IMF Loan
Maybe he didn't have a choice?
Read More »MAX VAX: Danish Bitch Collapses While Announcing AstraZeneca Vaxx Suspension
Leaning Tower of VAXXED!
Read More »Japan: Koko the Cat Becomes Police Chief for a Day After Saving Old Man’s Life (GOOD NEWS)
Not a single crime was committed that day.
Read More »Biden’s Withdrawal of Troops from Afghanistan is a Hoax
This is so fake and retarded.
Read More »Joe Biden Responds Decisively to Mounting Russian Threat Against America [FUNNY ?]
This article contains gags.
Read More »Trump Should Go to Sweden to Defend Vaccine
Seems like a good way for him to spend his time.
Read More »Hey If One of You Readers Stole This Rabbit, You Need to Give It Back
This rabbit is as big as a human, meaning it probably is as intelligent as a human. It just can't speak because of its vocal cords.
Read More »Wasteland 3 is 50% Off on Steam (Buy This Game)
This is my Game of the Year 2020. It has a great story, great turn-based tactical combat, great voice acting and great music. This might be the best game ever made.
Read More »Denmark Declares Syria Safe, Strips “Refugees” of Residence
Women are unhappy, of course.
Read More »Biden’s Female DNI Says Russia, China and Iran are a Threat to America
We're going to war with someone.
Read More »South Pacific Abo Tribe That Worshiped Prince Philip as a God Mourns His Death (Nigga What?)
Nigel Farage should fly this tribe to London to defend the name of the Prince against these white women.
Read More »Archeological Dig of Ancient City in Egypt Hailed as Great Discovery
Could this be linked to a fake alien invasion?
Read More »Plastic in the Air All Around the World Threatens Humans and Wildlife, Moves Through Atmosphere
But hey - let's talk about carbon credits, huh?
Read More »Denmark: Politician Decries Foreigners Causing “RAPE EXPLOSION”!
"Rape Explosion" would be a good name for a thrash punk band.
Read More »Turkey Endorses Ukrainian Reconquista of Crimea
If the Ukraine joins NATO then they can say, retroactively, that Russia has violated NATO by "invading" Crimea.
Read More »Countdown to Destruction: Biden Lunatics Aggressively Harassing Russia and China
This entire concept of a totally secret government, where even if you're analyzing it, you can't figure it out, is very concerning.
Read More »Good News: 16% Increase of Rhinos in Nepal
So we're doing at least one item of good news per day as policy.
Read More »Montreal: Riots Against the Coronavirus Curfew
It makes sense that faking a pandemic for the purpose of social control makes a lot of people angry.
Read More »With China Planning Digital Currency, US Wants One Too
They aren't doing this in response to China.
Read More »We’re Headed for the Big One: Israel Attacks Iranian Nuclear Facility Again
The Jews again???
Read More »“This is Actually Happening”: Elon Musk Tweets Ben Garrison Cartoon Showing Bill Gates’ 666 Plot
I assume we're now all on-board with the old neo-Reactionary meme of making Elon Musk the king of America, no?
Read More »UK Now Requires People to Log Into an App to be Allowed Into Pubs and Restaurants
Talk about "burying the lede"!
Read More »CNN Defends Afghan War, Citing Women’s Rights
#Feminism #EndThePatriarchy #StayInAfghanistan #LiberateChineseWomen
Read More »Japan: Man Arrested for Stealing Women’s Shoes, Replacing Them with Brand New Ones
It was the perfect crime... Or so he thought.
Read More »Google Ups the Ante, Blocks Ads on Entire Search Terms on YouTube
This is full Bolshevism. Somehow, it's combined with full corporate monopolyism.
Read More »Iran Starts Enrichment of Uranium
It used to be that the neocon stuff was attached to the Republicans and the Marxist stuff was attached to the Democrats, but now the whole package is rolled into one as we move into a one party government system.
Read More »Latest Attack on Bitcoin Proves Cryptocurrency “Environmental Cost” is Actually a Great Deal
Why not just live in a cabin in the woods?
Read More »Vampire Theory? Healthy People Need Sunlight, Locking People Inside is Making Them More Likely to Get Sick
Unlike vampires, humans need sunlight to be strong and healthy.
Read More »YouTube Bans Video of Florida Governor and Oxford, Harvard, Stanford Experts Questioning Masks
The government is forcing people to wear masks either way, so why does it matter what they think about them?
Read More »UK: Psychiatrists Warn of Mental Health Crisis Among Children and Adults “Caused by Pandemic”
The most shocking thing is that no one could have predicted it.
Read More »France: Far-Left Millionaire and Wife Get Beaten and Robbed by Diversity
It's sort of fascinating, the way these people have sacrificed their own futures and lives for this lunatic agenda.
Read More »Satan Shoes Saga Ends as Nike Reaches Settlement to Pull Them
Why tho?
Read More »Prince Philip has Died
Of course he doesn't need to be reincarnated as a deadly virus now, because there already is one.
Read More »An Irish Bus Burning
I frankly just don't have any commentary on it, because it isn't clear what is going on.
Read More »UN Trying to Force the Jewish System on Israel
There is nothing more Jewish than attempting to force a country to be multicultural. But Israel is too afraid of being accused of anti-Semitism to call out these Jews.
Read More »Spring is Here and America is Opening, But Angela Merkel is Calling for a New Extreme Lockdown
What is going on?
Read More »Jews Put Out New Report Saying the Pandemic Made People Hate Them for No Reason
Can't we all just get along?
Read More »Russia: Parent Organization Demands Fast Food Have Health Warning Labels Like Cigarettes
This would've already happened in a normal society.
Read More »UK: British Children Asked to Write Anti-British Poems
Thousands of years ago, blacks would have built pyramids and invented numbers if it wasn't for racism.
Read More »Cowardly Arabs Refuse to Imprison Russian Skanks Who Did Nude Public Event
White women and Arabs deserve each other, frankly.
Read More »Miss Papua New Guinea Stripped of Title for Twerking on TikTok – UN Speaks Out in Support of Sex Dance
Not enough feminism.
Read More »UK: Women Break Out Windows with Hammers to Protest the Weather
There is no price too high to prevent everyone from getting all sweaty all the time because it's so hot out.
Read More »Italy: Mass Anti-Lockdown Protests Turn Violent! Right to Work!
You are living through the worst crackdown on human freedom in all of human existence.
Read More »Outrage as China Orders Islamic Terrorists Executed
Islamic terrorists have been great allies to the United States. We have a duty to defend their freedoms.
Read More »Footage of 1985 Soviet TV Adaptation of Lord of the Rings Resurfaces
In Soviet Russia, ring owns you.
Read More »UK: Moslem Sex and Drug Lord Still in UK 6 Years After He was Supposed to be Deported
Why is he in the country in the first place?
Read More »Germany: Government Introduces Mandatory Corona Testing for All Air Travelers Except Illegal Aliens
The brutal Syrian civil war rages on in Greece.
Read More »France: New Law Allows Ban of Any Organization That Holds Segregated Meetings
That'll show them!
Read More »Russia Will Continue to Slow Down Twitter Until Mid May But Won’t Block It
Also, what is the point of limiting the speed of the site, when all that does is frustrate the rebels, to no specific end?
Read More »LG to Stop Producing Smartphones
It's a wonder they stayed in the market this long.
Read More »Australian Media Rolls Out the Scientologists
"Oh yeah, hm, I wondered what the Scientologists were up to!"
Read More »Canada: Female-Led 5 Cop Brigade Attempts to Bully Pastor and Shut Down Easter Service
Why is this Polish pastor the only one fighting?
Read More »Luming Illertacy Krisus: After Year-Long Lockdown, British Children Cannot Read or Write
The only thing I can think of is putting computer chips in their brains and wiring information from Wikipedia directly into their neurons.
Read More »Australia: Woman Gets Trapped in Charity Box, Dies
How does such a thing as this occur?
Read More »Argentina’s President Tests Positive for Coronavirus After Receiving Vaccine
None of this means anything.
Read More »Egypt’s First Female Captain was Shocked She was Blamed for Cockblocking the Canal
The Moslems are just as feminist as whites now.
Read More »UK: Toddlers Must Learn About White Privilege in Nurseries
It won't be long until these anti-racist forces demand that white infants be forced to watch trauma videos of George Floyd, teaching them how evil they are because of the way they were born.
Read More »Japan: Demented Gender Ideology Seeping Into Kindergartens
They're using the bullying angle.
Read More »South Korea: Couple Arrested for Putting Splotches of Paint on Other Splotches of Paint
The original splotches were worth 500,000 dollars.
Read More »Protests in the UK and Brussels Against Brutal Government Oppression
The people have had enough!
Read More »Myanmar Suspends Wireless Internet Access “Until Further Notice,” Protesters Burn Constitution
There is no way to make Twitter and Facebook compatible with freedom.
Read More »Sweden: Minister for Gender Equality Demands White Women “Move Aside” and Give Foreigners Power
Why isn't she setting an example?
Read More »Old Trick: Boris Johnson Says Vaccine Passports Will Only Last a Year
Frankly, the people would be organizing a global resistance to all of this - if it was not for the internet censorship.
Read More »Michel Foucault, Wokest Philosopher Ever, Sodomized Pre-Teen Arab Boys in Graveyards
The founder of wokeness oppressed brown boys' buttholes.
Read More »Egypt: Government Plans Goofy Mummy Parade to Bring Back Tourists
Gross.
Read More »Italy: High Court Decides Homosexuals Can Kidnap Children from Other Countries
GAY!
Read More »UK: Vaccinated People Can’t Meet Indoors Because Vaccines are Not 100% Effective
There is literally no benefit at all to getting the vaccine. It does not change anything. They are saying now openly that the vaccine does nothing.
Read More »France: Court Decides Women Can Just Say Whatever Without Any Consequences
Women's feelings are the only thing that matter.
Read More »WHO Wants to Reduce “Barriers to Administering Vaccines” in Europe to Speed Up Mass Gene Therapy
This situation won't end through the compliance of the masses.
Read More »NEWS ON A PLANE: Gender Reveal Event Kills 2 in Mexico!
A small plane, but still a plane.
Read More »Japan: Female Karate Olympian Claims Coach Bullied Her, Whacked Her with a Stick, Said Mean Things
She cried a lot.
Read More »Russia Moving Military Convoy to the Ukrainian Border
Here's another hotspot!
Read More »Canada Still Trying to Deport 97-Year-Old German Man for Translating Stuff
The case started in 1995.
Read More »Swiss Army Starts Issuing Military-Grade Panties to Female Soldiers
This is how you defend your country, goy.
Read More »With Suez Canal Cleared, Indian Crew of the Ever Given Claims No Responsibility
How could the crew not be responsible?
Read More »Sweden: Ebba Akerlund’s Father Questioned by Police for Protecting Daughter’s Grave from Crackhead Thief
I don't think he's enjoying diversity very much.
Read More »Australia: School Forces All Boys to Apologize to All Girls for Being Rapists
The struggle session is real.
Read More »The Entire Planet Needs New Coronavirus Vaccines Ready Within a Year, Priests of SCIENCE Say
We're a year in now, and the authorities still have not proved that there is a pandemic.
Read More »Coronavirus Face Masks are Killing Beautiful and Innocent Wild Animals All Around the World
The pandemic is a hoax, but the suffering of these animals is real.
Read More »World Needs “Global Treaty” Because “Nobody is Safe Until Everybody is Safe,” 24 World Leaders Say
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
Read More »Myanmar: Democracy Savages Fill Streets with Trash to Protest Patriarchy
Democracy people are disgusting animals.
Read More »UK Expert Says Hugs are Not Allowed Yet, Not Even Outdoors
We are deep into this crisis. We need to wake up, and quit it with the hugging.
Read More »AstraZeneca Rebrands Its Deadly Vaccine “Vaxzevria” After Many Deaths
Brilliant strategy.
Read More »Science: “Ghostly Jellyfish” 340M Light-Years Away from Earth Sends Ultra-Low Frequency Radio Signals
Probably, these people are preparing to tell you that earth is being contacted by aliens.
Read More »Oxford University May Ban Sheet Music Because White Supremacy or Something
They are literally just removing all history of white people.
Read More »France: “Weight Loss Pill” Found to Have Killed at Least a Few Hundred People; Producer Gets Small Fine, No One Goes to Jail
Maybe blindly trusting big pharmaceutical companies is a bad idea?
Read More »We’ll be Able to Communicate with “Aliens,” Expert Says
Evolution theorist cannot be taken seriously until they offer a logical explanation for why anime cat girls don't exist on planet Earth.
Read More »New Lockdowns and Alleged New Strains Prove People Shouldn’t Get Any Coronavirus Vaccine
The official narrative proposes a ridiculous game of whac-a-coronavirus-strain that won't ever end as long as people play it.
Read More »Jew Biden Administration Condemns WHO Report on Coronavirus, Accuses Them of Being Chinese Shills
Well, this is new.
Read More »Paris Deputy Mayor Says Whites Should Shut Up and Take It
The current mainstream view on whites is much more extreme than anything I've ever said about nonwhites.
Read More »Canada: Family Locked Up, Fined $18K for Having “Expired” Coronavirus Test Results
Canadian dollars, not the real ones.
Read More »Chile Bans People from Leaving House to Buy Groceries After Successful Vaccination Campaign
Do you really want people's blood on your hands?
Read More »This is a Chokepoint Society and Google and Facebook Banned the Heimlich Maneuver
The Suez Canal is not our only chokepoint.
Read More »Scientists Find a New Piece of a Rock, Make Wide-Ranging Claims Regarding It
Whose rock is this?
Read More »Netherlands: New Translation of Dante’s Divine Comedy to Remove Mentions of Muhammed, Islam
The translator is a woman.
Read More »Belarus Banned from Eurovision Because Band Supports Their Own Government
A blessing in disguise.
Read More »Montenegro: Democracy in Question Because Bad People Won the Elections
Putin's hackers probably had a hand in this.
Read More »UK: Moslems Protest School Teacher for Showing Drawings of Mohamed
Talking about their religion distracts from the most important question: why are they here?
Read More »Italy: Lowest Number of Births Ever in Recorded History in 2020
Still no proof of a pandemic.
Read More »Was October 2018 Before or After Jordan Peterson Got Did Up for Pills?
Jordan Peterson is just a bumbling pillhead who occasionally references some study about lobsters that is interesting.
Read More »I Don’t Even Play FPS, But I’m Pre-Ordering Six Days in Fallujah to Show Solidarity Against Censorship
Highwire needs to turn on pre-order now, because there are a lot of people who want to shill this.
Read More »Nike Condemns the Chinese, Says They’re Not Using Products from Xinjiang
What did China even do?
Read More »UK: Minister Again Falsely Claims QR Code Vaccine Passport Won’t be Required to Enter Pubs
It's basically a mix between Metal Gear Solid and a gay porno.
Read More »BREAKING NEWS: Bolsonaro’s Jew Aide Does the Neo-Hitler Salute!
Our enemies are very dumb.
Read More »UK: Vaccination Certificates Will Have “A Role” Soon, Boris Johnson Says
There's never going to be a vaccine passport. Oh wait, actually, yes there is.
Read More »Wales to Start Mandatory Black History Lessons in Schools
Welsh toddlers must be made to bow down and surrender to the blacks.
Read More »France: Marine Le Pen Says She’ll Put Up a Referendum on Immigration If She Wins Presidency
That would be fun.
Read More »“Pfizer Vaccine is Significantly Less Effective Against South African Coronavirus Variant” -The Jews
They're really going to turn people into mutants.
Read More »Finland: Secret Service Warns of Far Right Attacks, Claims Great Replacement is a “Conspiracy Theory”
These canards gotta stop!
Read More »Russia Sends Fat Tajik Refugee Feminist to Represent It at Eurovision
BOOM
Read More »Norway Cancels Easter, Bans All Alcohol to Fight the Flu
The fat mommy has spoken!
Read More »Bill Gates Wants to Use Planes to Spray Things in the Sky to Dim the Sun and Cool the Planet
Something very, very weird is happening, and it is now officially out of control.
Read More »China Meets with Russia and North Korea, Strengthens Bonds
This comes after the disastrous meeting China had with the new fake government of the United States.
Read More »Germany Cancels Easter, Announces New Pandemic, Extends Lockdown Again
It will end when it is finished, I suppose.
Read More »Sweden: Somali Criminal Declared Artist of the Year
Last night in Sweden...
Read More »France: Media Group Sues Facebook for Hate Speech
Imagine that these journalists are sitting around saying "there is still too much free speech - we have to crush the rest of it."
Read More »UK: Council Voting on Renaming Streets Around Chinese Embassy with Names That Insult China
It's a weird sensation, to come to the understanding that normal leftists have come to the understanding that Chinese are effectively some kind of white supremacist hate group.
Read More »Atomwaffen in the Media Again! Recruiting on Instagram! Run by Live Teenagers!
You would think that anyone who heard "identical groups run by random teenagers pop up all over the world" would do a thinking emoji. But no.
Read More »Virus Regime: Leaving the UK Without “Reasonable Excuse” is Now Illegal, £5,000 Fines Announced
Because of a virus.
Read More »UK: People Report “Feeling Abnormal,” Eye Color Changes After Getting AstraZeneca’s Vaccine
Are vaccinated people going to turn into some kind of mutants?
Read More »Alleged Myanmar Police Said They Were Told to Kill Their Families If They Didn’t Support the Military
And the award for goofiest Asian atrocity lie goes to...
Read More »Amsterdam: Lockdown Protest Brings Left and Right Together Against Cops
The jig is up!
Read More »Fake News Spreads in Asia Saying Japan Agreed to Attack China to Defend Man-Holes in Taiwan
It's all part of Beijing Joe's mastermind plan to help the Chinese.
Read More »Anti-Lockdown Protests Worldwide and British Pro-Protest Riot Getting Virtually Zero Media Coverage
They are just refusing to report on it.
Read More »Finland: Bar Hires Hundreds of Customers to Exploit Lockdown Loophole
Real entrepreneurial spirit.
Read More »We Have to Censor People Who Undermine the Fight to Change the Weather Using Mass Genetic Engineering
Free and open inquiry is anathema to science.
Read More »Deadly Brazilian Strain Comes to New York!
A threat so deadly, none dare speak it.
Read More »UK: Police Create New Moslem-Led Unit to Stop Moslem Pimping Rings
Quite unexpected.
Read More »UK: Joke Police Put Normal Police Sergeant on Trial for Sharing a George Floyd Meme
Joke police, joke police, what ya gunna do when they come for you?
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