"Senator Herp, your time is derped."
Read More »Do You Know Why British Small Businesses are Failing?
Globalism is all about helping out the little guy, whereas nationalism does nothing but enrich the powerful.
Read More »Russia Needs to Figure Their Shit Out
If Russia falls, this is all going to get a lot worse.
Read More »Archaeologists Dig Up New Graves in Egypt, Find a 13-Foot Book of the Dead Scroll
It is really disgusting to dig up these people's graves.
Read More »Elon Musk Promoting “Carbon Capture” Hoax
Musk is a fraud.
Read More »Q: When Does Reddit Care About Social Media Censorship?
The Jews, reddit, etc. are going to create a huge noise about censoring rioters in Russia, and these platforms will put a ban on banning the promotion of riots in Russia.
Read More »Biden Administration Makes Immediate Point to Contact Fake Country of Taiwan
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHINA ANYMORE
Read More »China Did a Genocide, And Now We Got Russia Doin’ One Too, Darn It
This is why we gotta get that democracy in there.
Read More »Booming India: World’s Largest Vaccine Factory Explodes
"The Indian economy is BOOMING" - it's a joke so funny, you gotta make it twice.
Read More »Cocaine Bananas Arrive in Grocery Stores in Canada
Democracy, folks - what will they think of next?
Read More »Prominent Public Health Expert Wants to Stop 5G Rollout, Cites Reproductive and Immunological Dangers
Even established experts find 5G suspicious and potentially dangerous.
Read More »UK: 92% of Deaths Blamed on Coronavirus are People Over 60
The coronavirus death toll is the just the normal death toll, but blamed on the virus.
Read More »Boris Johnson Refuses to Back Biden’s Claim China is Committing a “Genocide”
He's gonna get back on script quick on this one.
Read More »Spain: At Least Three Killed in Massive Explosion, Government Claims Gas Leak
It could be a gas leak. It could also be something else.
Read More »US Government Accuses China of “Genocide” Against Islamic Terrorists
Why is this on the front page of the New York Times?
Read More »Britain is Giving Residency to 5.4 Million Hong Kongese
That's 70% of the city's population.
Read More »The US Government Functions as a Lobbying Group for Facebook and Google
Everything is just so darn silly these days, I'll tell ya.
Read More »“New Strain” Threatens to Bring Down Canada
Coronavirus is the John Wick of viruses.
Read More »Canada: Drunken Indian Freezes to Death in a Porta-Potty Because Coronavirus Kicked Him Out of Homeless Shelter
We have to keep people safe from the virus - it doesn't matter how many have to die.
Read More »China is the Only Major Country That Experienced Growth in 2020
Why is the West letting this happen on purpose?
Read More »Parler Working with Russian Hackers to Promote the Anti-American Values of Free Speech
We need to leave all options on the table, including nuking Moscow if they continue to promote free speech in America.
Read More »Canadian Province Legalizes Harvesting the Organs of the Deceased Against Their Will
These are the same people who claim without evidence that China "harvests organs" saying that they're going to harvest your organs.
Read More »Navalny Arrest: I Haven’t Seen Reddit This Mad in Days
Russia is bad! White males! BAD!
Read More »Bali: Foreigners Caught Maskless Forced to Do Push-Ups in the Street as Punishment
Let me tell you about the Asians.
Read More »Purge of MAGA from Every Conservative Party on Earth Means There is No Longer a Difference Between Parties
We have to stop voting.
Read More »Mike Pompeo Starts Crying When He Hears of Navalny’s Arrest in Russia
Don't worry, Mike. There's no tears in a diabetic coma.
Read More »Racism: Canada Claims That Adults Should be Able to Read
This is just pure unadulterated hatred for the color of the skin
Read More »Prince Andrew’s PR Team Caught Trying to Help Random Woman Talk Shit on Virginia Roberts
Do you understand how much money I could be making as a PR manager?
Read More »Afghanistan: Two Female Judges Get Their Tops Popped Off on the Way to Work
Islam is right about women.
Read More »China’s Tweet About Islamic Feminism is Surely Confusing a Lot of People
China needs to tread lightly with this social commentary stuff.
Read More »Migrant Caravans Expecting a Warm Welcome from Joe Biden (Millions Coming)
You get what you vote for, I guess!
Read More »Fat Bitch from Canada Gets Troll Stormed Because She has the Same Name as a Capitol Stormer
Trolling is back in style, baby.
Read More »Racist and Nazi Germany Government Picks White Male to Succeed Merkel
When will we learn that white men simply are not capable of being in charge?
Read More »Amidst Incomprehensible Social, Political and Economic Breakdown, Boris Johnson Moves to Save the Whales
Whales first - that's my motto.
Read More »BREAKING: Coronavirus is in the Ice Cream
That's how they get ya.
Read More »Belle Delphine Refuses to Cuck on Rape Porn as People Call for Her to be Banned Like Trump
It doesn't make any difference at this point.
Read More »Sky News is Even Worse Than the Rest
We have literally passed the threshold into an alternative reality.
Read More »Bali: Study Shows Monkeys Identify Valuable Items to Steal and Ransom for Food
The solution here is to abolish the cops.
Read More »UK: 150,000 Criminals Have Their Records Erased When Someone Deletes Database
But yeah, I'd say this probably relates to the whole thing with the Pakistanis grabbing little girls outside the elementary schools, and the government just not really wanting to deal with that.
Read More »Belgium: BLACKS Rise Up Against Racist Police, King’s Car Hit by Bricks
There is one solution to this and one solution only: Belgium has to disband their police force, immediately.
Read More »Norway: 13 Dead from Coronavirus Vaccine, Government Says They Don’t Care
This entire "just trust the government, they know what's best" agenda has gotten completely out of control.
Read More »UK Government Attacks Brown People for Refusing Vaccine, Says They’re Too Stupid to Read the News Correctly
Even the government itself says that the vaccine probably won't work.
Read More »Russia Comments on Trump’s Twitter Ban, Israel Calls for Investigation of Gab
Imagine watching America from outside of America.
Read More »China Cites George Floyd in Response to Claims of Islamic Abuses
Ehhhhhhhhhhh
Read More »Democracy Delivers Freedom to the Cotton-Pickers of Xinjiang, Improving the Lives of All Americans
With the cotton-pickers in Xinjiang finally getting some ethical working conditions, we might all just make it after all.
Read More »France Now Starting Process of Legalizing Recreational Marijuana
Not only are Somalians and transsexuals going to be at the forefront of space exploration - when they land on Mars, they're going to be blasted out of their gourds on recreational mind-altering drugs.
Read More »Please Stop Using WhatsApp (And Everything Else That Isn’t Independently Audited)
Get serious about privacy now.
Read More »Shameless Lunatic Pompeo Accuses Iran of Harboring Al-Qaeda
In the midst of bloody hell in America.
Read More »EU Bureaucrats Condemn Evil Bad Man Donald Trump, Call for Him to be Criminally Prosecuted
People are sick of this system. They are tired of this endless abuse.
Read More »World’s Top Faggot Navalny is Returning to Russia Despite False Claim the Government Tried to Murder Him
I won't go to the US, but this guy will go to Russia?
Read More »Uganda Shuts Down All Social Media Ahead of Election, Due to Meddling – American Media Loses It
This is absolutely no different than if Facebook, Twitter and Google had gone into every country on earth, bought up all of their newspapers and TV stations, and then started pushing their own political agenda on them.
Read More »Fear Scale: Reddit Now Worried More About Global Warming Than Trump
Global warming and China are more important than Trump now.
Read More »No Sex: Coronavirus has Completely Halted the Human Reproductive Process
Who could have predicted something like this?
Read More »Deutsche Bank Cutting Ties with President Trump Because He’s a Terrorist
Democracy means you don't MESS with our PODIUMS.
Read More »Scotland Moving to Ban Terrorist Leader Donald Trump from Entering the Country
I could never hate the man. He's just too funny.
Read More »Moslems Get Tracked and Tagged by Feds Through Leaky Prayer App
Remember to watch your back.
Read More »IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Cuba Put Back on US Blacklist
Isn't Fidel Castro already dead?
Read More »Maybe Parler Should Move Their Headquarters to Taiwan?
Now that's an idea that could sprout legs.
Read More »Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Actually, she is not "defending free speech."
Read More »EU Official Says Capitol Storm “A Wakeup Call for Democracy” (He Wants More Censorship)
It's truly amazing that they're willing to be so straightforward about all of it, actually.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »Disgraced Doom Prophet Neil Ferguson Says Mass Vaccination Could Get UK Back to Normal
The only way to get back to normal is to physically remove the current rulers from our countries.
Read More »Germany Says It Wants a “Democracy Marshall Plan” to Permanently Silence the Peasants
Wait, what?
Read More »Another New Strain! This Time in Japan! We’re All DOOMED!
They are just throwing random, meaningless plot details at you with this "new strain" claptrap.
Read More »Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
I think Iran is kind of a whiny country, generally, but the Ayatollah is smart and alpha.
Read More »US Condemns Arrests of Hong Kong Activists as It Arrests Activists
The fact that the US is condemning arrests of violent terrorists as it does raids on peaceful protesters is utterly bonkers.
Read More »UK: Experts Want Third Lockdown to be EVEN TOUGHER
The less resistance, the more they'll push.
Read More »Israeli Lobby Demands Trump be Immediately Removed from Office
Why this foreign nation plays such a prominent role in American politics is anyone's guess.
Read More »Thankfully, Mike Pompeo is Focusing on What Matters: Helping Chinese Moslems
God bless Mike Pompeo for reminding us all of that, and keeping us focused on the real struggle of the American people: helping Islamic terrorists in China.
Read More »Faggot Leader of Canada Attacks Trump Over Capitol Storm
How is Justin Trudeau the leader of a country?
Read More »UN Condemns Capitol Storm, Calls for Total Shutdown of Anyone Who Disagrees with Global Elite
We have to stop voting. That is the takeaway of all of this. We have to refuse to consent to this system of abuse.
Read More »Twitter Censors the Ayatollah of Iran for Questioning the Coronavirus Vaccine
I've got a lot of questions about this vaccine.
Read More »Russia on Capitol Storm: “The Events in Washington Show That the US Electoral Process is Archaic … And is Prone to Violations”
Russian commenters are calling the Capitol Storm an American Maidan. It isn't.
Read More »UK: Police Fining People for Not Wearing Masks, Stopping and Questioning People Found Outside Their Houses
This is all just totally insane.
Read More »Study: People Don’t Like Transgender Political Candidates
People don't really like transgenders.
Read More »It Begins: British Official Says Vaccine “Doesn’t Respond” to “South African Mutant Strain”
This was always the plan.
Read More »Italy: Ground Opens Up and Sucks in Cars
Maybe it was caused by global warming?
Read More »Imagine the Rest of the World, Which has Been Dominated for Decades by the US Military, Watching This
Democracy is really strong and the people decide.
Read More »Fat Boris Can Go Suck a Fat Johnson – Keep Up Out My Business, Nigga
The whole world is piling on - in the name of "who we are."
Read More »Remember When Hong Kong Protesters Stormed the Government Building?
Let's examine the difference between China and America.
Read More »It Begins: Twitch Bans PogChamp Emote, Saying It Will Create Violence
And so it goes.
Read More »Angela Merkel has Something to Say About American Goyim Who Think They Own Something
People voting for leaders that Jews don't approve of is anti-democracy.
Read More »You Need to be Very Concerned About the Freedoms of the Hong Kongese, Goy
It's really important for you to spend a lot of time worrying about this.
Read More »China Refuses to Allow the United Nations to Enter Their Country to Promote the Bat Soup Hoax
How dare the gooks not go along with this stupid hoax?
Read More »Assange Denied Bail (Because This is a Hoax and He’s Going to be Extradited)
This is just a total sham.
Read More »Germany Launches Extreme New British Style Lockdown
So: is this a mind control operation to train people to be slaves?
Read More »Xi Jinping’s New Year’s Message: Prepare for Total War at Any Moment
Every day, the military gap between China and the US narrows.
Read More »Oz: Sydney Issues $200 Fine for Not Wearing a Mask
Australia will really just accept anything.
Read More »Mexico: Top Coronavirus Fear Monger Photographed Partying with No Mask
The obvious explanation for why none of these people appear to believe in this virus threat is that none of them do believe in it.
Read More »Britain Enters Massive Total Extreme Lockdown in Response to “New Strain”
It looks like the vaccine won't stop the lockdowns! Who would have thought???
Read More »Portugal: Woman Dies from Coronavirus Vaccine
There is such extreme control of the media at this point, that no one has any way of knowing what the hell is going on.
Read More »Roger Waters Calls Out UK No Extradition Assange Ruling: Just a Delaying Tactic
I wish Julian was here with us now, playing video games.
Read More »Surf’s Up, Homo: Bali’s Beaches Covered in Annual Plastic Flood
We can't burn the plastic because that would make the weather hotter and everyone would get all sweaty.
Read More »South Korea Recorded More Deaths Than Births in 2020 (For the First Time)
Who needs a future anyway?
Read More »British Judge Rules Julian Assange Cannot be Extradited to the US!
It's amazing that this judge ruled in his favor, but that won't stand.
Read More »UK: Mental Health of Peasants in Full Collapse, 80% of Young People Experienced Decline
Humans need to socialize.
Read More »China and Russia Celebrate Doing 25% of Their Deals Using Local Currencies
That means that 75% of their deals are still in dollars.
Read More »Anal Pope Condemns Traveling to Escape the Lockdown
Here's a question for you, faggot: why don't people who escape the lockdowns all die of the deadly virus?
Read More »Study: Organic Meat Changes the Weather as Much as Normal Meat! You Can’t Eat Meat Now, Goyim!
I'm just going to tell you this right now: I would rather eat bugs than soy.
Read More »Dominican Republic Officially Bans “Child Marriage”
No one is allowed to be normal.
Read More »Ireland: Satanic “Comedy” Sketch Features “God” Raping a “Migrant”
The demon possessed love brown people, because they are literally the hordes of hell.
Read More »Canada: Coronavirus Cops Raid Home After Report of Illegal Gathering (6 People)
This is now a permanent state.
Read More »China to US: “We Don’t Need a World Where China Becomes Another United States”
This is what we all need to accept.
Read More »Watch: Hundreds of People Without Face Masks Chant “Covid is a Hoax” Outside UK Hospital
Enough is enough, come on!
Read More »France: Shameless Fun Police Shut Down New Year’s Party
They'd better hope that the True Partiers don't lose their cool...
Read More »Pakistani Occupation Governor of London Put BLM in New Year’s Fireworks Display
It's all so weird, and just so unreal, that it's difficult to grasp that it is indeed really happening.
Read More »Study: Alleged New Coronavirus Strain Doesn’t Lead to More Hospitalizations or Deaths
The government is the real virus.
Read More »Convicted Jew Spy Receives a Hero’s Welcome in Israel – Netanyahu Meets Him at the Airport
Greatest ally just got greater.
Read More »Mexican President Signals It’s Time to Legalize Abortion
And now, Mexico.
Read More »New Year’s Eve Parties: Wuhan vs. New York City
Someone is going to have to explain this.
Read More »Frail IDF Jewess Named “Most Beautiful”
The Jews are just so exhausting.
Read More »UK: Woman Films Empty Hospital and Asks “Where is the Mutant Virus?” Before Cops Arrest Her
You're not supposed to see what really happens inside hospitals nowadays.
Read More »Australia Changes Its National Anthem to Include Useless, Gas-Huffing Natives
This is an entire race that has a genetic drive to huff gasoline.
Read More »Fully Preserved Woolly Rhino Found in the Ice in Siberia!
They sure did a job dressing this thing up.
Read More »US Media Recycles Anti-Russian “Afghan Bounties” Story as Anti-Chinese Propaganda Hoax
None of this bullshit has anything to do with anything.
Read More »Irish PM Denounces the New Strain That is Killing Everyone
Every time I think of the new strain, I just think of one song.
Read More »Italy to Restore Tunnels Under the Colosseum
This is probably part of some kind of illuminati agenda.
Read More »WHO Says Coronavirus Vaccines May Not Even Work, Warns Biggest Pandemic May be Yet to Come
"But the virus though" means they can do whatever they want to you.
Read More »Scotland National Party Condemns Brexit Deal, Says When They’re Independent They’ll Rejoin the EU
The fake Brexit is irrelevant, and Woke Scotland actually gives it more credibility by being against it.
Read More »Argentina Finally Legalizes Abortion
Funny how every single international news story is about countries becoming more like the West.
Read More »Syrian Deserters Return, Shocked the Government Seized the Land They Deserted
Cowardly war deserters are the good guys, goy.
Read More »China Attacked for Laws Against Promoting Overeating
Meanwhile in the US, they just shut your business for no reason.
Read More »Australian Billionaire Wealth Increased by 50% During the Lockdowns
It's the eternal cycle of the universe.
Read More »Pakistan: Pedophilia, Necrophilia and Incest – All in One Single Event!
This weird incident should be blamed not on the people who did it, but on the anti-immigration forces in Britain.
Read More »UK: Islamic Radio Host Goes on Jihad Against the Lockdown
At least someone is saying it.
Read More »Spanish Government to Create a List of Vaccine Refusers, Share the List with Other Countries
These governments now appear to be taking a kind of perverse and sadistic pride in the fact that they are creating a science fiction dystopia.
Read More »Study: Britain Needs 10X the Vaccines, Eternal Lockdown
Yes, an even more extreme lockdown is necessary. The new strain, you see.
Read More »German MP: Coronavirus Restrictions Will Stay to Fight Global Warming
Coronavirus is going to dovetail directly into the global warmer hoax.
Read More »Germany: Eight Nursing Homers Receive Pfizer Vaccine MEGADOSE, Four Hospitalized
The MEGADOSER will set the agenda.
Read More »WHO Warchief Warns That Many More Fake Virus Hoaxes are Coming Down the Pipe
Why not have a constant virus state? They don't follow the rules themselves anyway.
Read More »UK: Only 50 Healthy People Aged Under 40 Have Died with Coronavirus Since Start of Pandemic
The risk is not the virus but what the government does in its name.
Read More »Philippines: Random Murder Incident Suddenly Important to Western Media
We can only imagine that there is some purpose behind this.
Read More »UK: Cops Being Attacked Constantly as They Enforce Anti-Human Lockdown Rules
The police will do anything to us.
Read More »EU Doing Program to Mass Vaccinate Half a Billion (Makes No Difference, Because: “New Strain”)
The new strain is here, and now the vaccine is totally void.
Read More »“New Strain” Spreads Across the World
I told you they weren't gonna let the vaccine be the end of this.
Read More »Moslems Can’t Take Vaccine with Pork in It
What about a cannibal vaccine though?
Read More »China Economy to Overtake World 5 Years Earlier
So this had to have been part of the plan...
Read More »Of Course the Elections are Better in Afghanistan
This is obviously true, because the Democrats aren't running the elections in Afghanistan.
Read More »Japan Totally Closes Borders to All Foreigners on “New Strain” Hype
They are a very insular people, and the idea of strangers flying in on planes every day never really fit with their identity as a people.
Read More »In Egypt, You’re More Likely to be Killed in a Hospital Fire
We can now add "FIRE" to the list of things more likely than coronavirus to cause you a problem.
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