If the elephants are stressed, drugs are not the answer.
Read More »New Zealand: Terrorist-Loving Judge Gives Brenton Tarrant Life Without Parole for Stopping Terrorism
NO JUSTICE!
Read More »Sweden: Middle Eastern Convicts Kidnap Two Boys, Rape, Torture Them for Hours in Cemetery
They'll be released back into Sweden sooner or later.
Read More »Auschwitz Hoax Patrol Condemns TikTok for Not Censoring More
I have a lot of problems, Jews. We all do. You need to learn to manage your own personal emotions yourselves.
Read More »“The Virus is the Jews”: Goyim Knowing Outbreak in Argentina
Another goy rebellion to be put down by the Jews and their Shabbos, this time in Argentina.
Read More »China Fires Two Big Missiles Into the South China Sea as a Warning to the United States
Do we want to go to war with China to protect the fishing waters of the Vietnamese?
Read More »Zimbabwe Normalizes Single Motherhood by Making It Illegal to Expel Pregnant Women from School
The third world is being brought up to speed as we prepare for total integration.
Read More »Belarus: Protests Continue, But Smaller
It looks like he might have this under control.
Read More »Victoria, Australia: Virus Paranoia Regime Proposes Extending Emergency for Another Year
This is coming to your place.
Read More »Puberty Hits: Wrinkled, Hollow-Eyed Greta Thunberg Retired from Spotlight, Sent Back to School
The radical deterioration of this girl's body and mind isn't an accidental metaphor for what they want to do to you. It's an inside joke.
Read More »Finland’s Slut Leader Says If Everyone Just Works Fewer Hours, The Economy Won’t Collapse Totally
We're going to need a better plan.
Read More »Switzerland: Brown Sociologist Says Swiss Must Take Integration Classes for When They’re a Minority
It's completely unavoidable, because of human rights.
Read More »British Protest “Pedophile” Prince Andrew Instead of Protesting the Israeli Embassy
It would be anti-Semitic to protest the Mossad, so Andrew will have to do.
Read More »Yes, You Can Get Infected with the Coronavirus Twice (Just Like with Any Other Flu)
The media won't tell you you can get double infected with the flu.
Read More »German Hospital Says Russian Opposition Leader Navalny was Poisoned
This is the next big hoax, coming at you.
Read More »France: Vibrant Riots Engulf Paris After Sports Match
So exciting!
Read More »Kim Jong-Un Totally in a Coma for Sure This Time
The New York Post is going to announce every 3 months that Kim Jong-Un is in critical condition in the hospital.
Read More »Walls are Closing in on Sweatless Toe-Licker Prince Andrew, Mastermind of the Epstein Sex Ring
He thought he could get away with it. But the FBI has another thing for him: justice.
Read More »UK: British TRAVEL AGENCIES Want Bailout Money! HA!
Imagine giving money to a travel agency, with the outlook being what it is right now.
Read More »German Doctors Allegedly Praise Russian Doctors for Saving Navalny’s Life
So... was he poisoned?
Read More »BBC to Pull Patriotic Songs from Patriotic Event – They Might Offend the Blacks
The blacks need more pandering!
Read More »Canada Pushing for Decriminalization of Hard Drugs – America is Next
Canada is talking about it first, but the rest of the West will begin talking about it very soon.
Read More »Christchurch: Government Bans Brenton Tarrant’s Trial from Being Broadcast
They can say it is "spreading his ideology," but a child molester is not blocked from having his trial broadcast.
Read More »Man is Jailed for Hugging a Quarantined Friend in New Zealand!
No human contact allowed.
Read More »People Will Need Multiple, Regular Coronavirus Vaccinations, Says UK Government Adviser
Make up a new pandemic and a new virus, grab power, rinse and repeat.
Read More »UN Predicts “Famine of Biblical Proportions” as a Result of Forced Economic Collapse
it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives it's about saving lives
Read More »France: Grocery Store Worker Violently Arrested for Wearing Mask Wrong
The pretext now exists for the police to drag you away without explanation.
Read More »WHO Chief “Hopes” Forever Quarantine Will End – In Under Two Years!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
Read More »Mexico Cartel Now Using Remotely Detonated Improvised Bomb Drones in Forever Drug War
Why isn't Mexico asking us to close the border?
Read More »Coronavirus Cases Go Up But Hospitals Remain Empty and Fewer Die, Says Intensive Care Doctor
Yet they're still talking about a vaccine.
Read More »Brazil: Alleged Amazon Jungle Savages Blocking the Road, Demanding Free Things
Brown people demanding things, you say?
Read More »The Next Big Hoax: Russian Opposition Dickhead in Critical Condition After Alleged Poisoning
Welp.
Read More »The Guardian on the Inherent Value of Totally Unspecific “Freedom”
Define "freedom," please.
Read More »Sweden’s Anti-Lockdown Mastermind Takes a Stand Against Masks
Sweden still exists, if anyone is paying attention.
Read More »Tour de France Bows to the Revolution, Bans Pretty Girls
How DARE you?
Read More »BBC Calls for More Facebook Censorship (Because Virus)
The real virus is people being able to speak freely.
Read More »Belarus: Strikes Mostly Over, Street Protests Now Contained Without Violence
The nation abides.
Read More »Latest Hoax: Russian Opposition Politician POISONED on a PLANE…!
Oh boy.
Read More »Germany: Iraqi Shouting “Allah Akbar” Injures Six in Vehicle Attack
What a goofy religion.
Read More »Sweden: Arabs Form Their First Political Party
About time too.
Read More »France Mandates Workplace Cuck Muzzles
Women know best.
Read More »Aussie PM Says Vaccine Should be Mandatory, Releases Drones to Monitor Muzzle Compliance
These drones will be scanning you for the mark in a year.
Read More »Jewish Media: Countries with Female Leaders Handled Corona Better (Read: Went More Hysterical, Destroyed Economy Worse)
How does something like this get published?
Read More »UK: White Man Who Doesn’t Like His Country Being Invaded Gets Knocked Out by Black; White Women Cheer
He wasn't even wearing a mask.
Read More »Canada Pushing Belarus “Election Fraud” Hoax, Making Demands
This Belarus hoax is just another hoax in a long line of increasingly stupid hoaxes.
Read More »SHOCKER: North Korean Leader is Rounding Up All the Pet Dogs – TO EAT THEM!
SEEMS REAL.
Read More »Merkel Plotting Against Belarus, Citing Kook “Election Fraud” Hoax, Putin Tells Her What to Suck
She's just defending democracy against the patriarchy.
Read More »Greece: Man Arrested for Racism After Complaining About Invaders on Facebook
You're not even allowed to complain about being invaded.
Read More »Wuhan Chinese Having Mega Water Park Music Festivals While You are Still Locked Down Forever
This is a bit like how white people stole civilization from Africans.
Read More »Shocker: Chinese Man with American Passport Who Became CIA Officer Sold Secrets to China for Years
These same people who want a war with the Chinese are also paying Chinese people to handle state secrets for them.
Read More »EU Asylum Applications Returning to Pre-Corona Levels – Americans Still Banned!
Sure, it's election meddling by Europe. But it's to fight racism.
Read More »It’s Pure Evil to Postpone an Election Because of Coronavirus and Only the Vile Fiend Trump Would Ever Suggest It
There is one exception, however.
Read More »Thousands of Revolutionaries March on Bangkok, Demand Westernization of Their Country
It's a coincidence...!
Read More »Media Outraged That 50% of Brazilians Don’t Blame Bolsonaro for Coronavirus
Bad, bad goyim.
Read More »UK: New Body Led by Brutal Mommy Will Replace Public Health England to Stop the Coronavirus
Brutal mommies will watch over all of us.
Read More »Germans Invent 4-Day Work Week to Stop Everyone from Being Laid Off
You idiots.
Read More »German Princess Who Called for Slaughter of Moslems has Her Record Cleansed from Google
Why can't Andrew Anglin have his name cleared?
Read More »Netherlands: Moroccans, Turks Rioting for Days, Lighting Fires, Stoning Police, Targeting White Civilians
Diversity is our greatest strength, because it keeps society interesting.
Read More »Germany: Afghan Migrant Molests 11-Year-Old, Gets Released After 12 Days, Rapes 13-Year-Old
There is so much these migrants can teach us.
Read More »Germany: Survey Shows Most Women Don’t Feel Safe in Public Spaces
"Scary people" are to blame.
Read More »Pirate King Mike Pompeo Announces Plan to Plunder Kidnapped Iranian Oil Tankers
You wouldn't download over one million barrels of petroleum.
Read More »Belarus: Leader Calls Out Color Revolution, Wants to Work with Russia to Solve the Problem
If the decision has been made to solve the problem, it should not be too difficult.
Read More »Russia is Manufacturing a Coronavirus Vaccine – They Have the Box and Everything
The US is saying this isn't a real vaccine.
Read More »Of Course There is Now a Revolutionary Movement in Thailand to Overthrow the Monarchy
A New World Order is coming into view.
Read More »Germany: Parents Threatened with Jail If They Don’t Isolate Their Children at Home
They don't have this kind of freedom in Hong Kong.
Read More »Finally, An All-Female Wildlife Ranger Team in Kenya
I haven't seen barriers broken down like this since the gays.
Read More »Germany: Wild Boars are Attacking the Beaches…!
This is what happens when humans fear the outdoors because of a fake pandemic: the wild takes over.
Read More »Australia: Brutal Cops Choke Woman for Not Wearing a Mask
What's the problem? It's a white woman.
Read More »John McAfee Wears Thong “Mask” in Airport, Hoaxes Arrest for Fake News Media, Apparently Escapes to Belarus
At least McAfee has a fun time, which is more than anyone can say for most of us these days.
Read More »Australia: Man Fired for Hitler Meme Two Years Ago Gets Over $200K and His Job Back in Court
Australian dollars, but still...
Read More »UK: Mulatto Mayor of Bristol Demands People Take “Refugees” in Their Homes
White women will no doubt answer the call.
Read More »UK: Pubs, Restaurants, And Cafes Will Ask Customers for Their Coronavirus Tracking App
This is going to keep getting weirder.
Read More »Bulbous Pile of Dog Shit Mike Pompeo Says He’s Going to “Bring Freedom to Belarus”
Hey Mike - if you've got a stock of freedom, then I really think Americans deserve first dibs.
Read More »Beijing to America: “Those Who Play with Fire Will Get Burned”
The American people don't even know China is mad.
Read More »Yemeni Rebels Also Sitting on Abandoned Ship with Explosive Cargo Since 2015
Yeah, you don't want a bunch of explosives sitting around.
Read More »Belarus: Democracy Riot Queers Get Hit with LIVE AMMO, BABY!
LIVE LIVE LIVE! BANG BANG NIGGA BANG BANG!
Read More »Japanese People Wear Masks Because They Love Social Conformity
The Jews wish whites would act like this.
Read More »Kamala Harris Weighs in on the Most Important Issue Facing Americans in 2020
President Kamala will stand with the chosen ones.
Read More »Thailand Seals Kids in Plastic Boxes to Prevent Coronavirus
Coming soon to the West, most likely.
Read More »UK: Anti-Mask Protesters with Megaphones Ask People to “Resist the New World Order”
Maskless bad, masks safe.
Read More »Sweden: Three Nondescript Masked Individuals Break 17-Year-Old Girl’s Nose, Face with Rock
Part and parcel.
Read More »“Deeply Concerned” US Government Urges Belarus to Refrain from Force Against Rioters – While America Burns
Imagine that the government pretends to be representing the American people with this.
Read More »Entire Lebanese Government Resigns
It wasn't his tank full of fertilizer.
Read More »UK Caught Hoaxing Virus Death Toll, Counting People Who Recovered Months Ago But Then Died
The UK is not the only place hoaxing the numbers.
Read More »UK: Number of People Needing Hospital Treatment for Coronavirus Down by 96% Since April
More people test positive, but fewer need treatment.
Read More »Lukashenko Says Riots a Foreign Hoax – “They’re Controlling Our Sheep Who Don’t Know What They’re Doing”
HE SAID IT!
Read More »Belarus: Lukashenko Wins the Election by Obvious Margin, State Department Shills Go Ape…!
It's a scam to suggest anyone thought he was going to lose.
Read More »Donald Trump Corrects Defense Secretary, Says He Thinks Lebanese Explosion was an Attack
I don't understand Trump's angle, but I also think it was an attack.
Read More »Niger: Six French Killed by Gunmen on Wildlife Excursion
It's really silly, going to their nightmare zones for fun. It's actually morbid.
Read More »Real News (Important): China is Meddling in the Election Somehow! Spooky!
Next up: attacked by ghosts???
Read More »Anal Uprising in Poland Gets the Boot as Women Demand Everything Go Ultra-Anal
It is women's fault things are like this.
Read More »Italy: Woman had Her 4 Dogs Eaten by Migrants
Diversity is coming. Lock up your daughters. And your dogs.
Read More »Uprising in Lebanon Following Very Suspicious Gigantic Explosion
I think it is totally safe to blame the Jews for this, in total.
Read More »Love Science: Paris Mandates Masks for 11 Years and Up
Meanwhile, in Denmark, they think there is no evidence that masks help anything.
Read More »Germany Mandates Coronavirus Tests for Travelers, Up to €25,000 Fines for Non-Compliance
Just do it, goyim.
Read More »Nigel Farage Attacked for Calling Sea Invasion “An Invasion”
Talk about a deadly catch...!
Read More »Jew Jonathan Chait Working with US Intelligence to Resurrect Russia Hoax
The Jews are repeating this whole thing again, in cooperation with the intelligence agencies.
Read More »South Africa: Elderly Man Tied Up as Wife and Daughters Raped in Front of Him
We don't have to wonder what Joe Biden's America will look like.
Read More »Nightly Arson Attacks in Sweden – Literally Nobody Surprised
This probably isn't even related to Black Lives Matter.
Read More »Pakistan: Court Decides Kidnapped 14-Year-Old Christian Girl Must Remain Married to Her Moslem Kidnapper
Feminists are eerily silent on things like these.
Read More »Trump’s Attacks on TikTok a Chess Game to Stop Facebook and Twitter???
Q called this one.
Read More »Germany Announces Overhaul Agenda to Save the Insects
Not going to save the Germans, however.
Read More »Germans Won’t be Mad If Trump Ends the 75 Year Military Occupation of Their Country
Imagine that.
Read More »Melbourne’s Coronavirus Lockdown is the Future Awaiting All of Us
This is not a drill. This is real life and it is happening now.
Read More »Saudi Prince Accused of Sending “Tiger Squad” Assassination Team to Kill Someone in Canada
This is so goofy. What a twerp.
Read More »New US Ambassador to Germany has Great Views on Things
I wish we could have awesome people like this in every position in the Trump administration.
Read More »Mexico Bans Sale of Junk Food to Children
If anything good could come from this coronavirus hoax, it would be people deciding to address the obesity crisis.
Read More »Lebanon Explosion is the Biggest Since Hiroshima
I can go ahead and blame the Jews, I think.
Read More »Defense Personnel in Camouflage Fatigues Patrol Downtown Melbourne, Enforcing Mask Dictate
If this is scary, don't be scared.
Read More »New Zealand: Homemade Bombs Discovered at the Mall
Weird stuff is about to go down, lad.
Read More »British Government Says They’ll Demolish People’s Homes If They Have Too Much Coronavirus in Them
"We're all Palestinians now" was a statement that turned out to be a bit too literal, I think.
Read More »Denmark: Newly-Formed Vegan Party is Coming for Your Sausages
Cute fluffy animals are worth starving for.
Read More »Italy: Tourist Who Damaged Sculpture in Museum Gets Tracked Down with Anti-Corona Tracking System
Maybe it was never about the flu in the first place?
Read More »Italy: Salvini Films Helpless Baby Migrants Invading Shores
How long is this going to be allowed on YouTube, I wonder?
Read More »Explosion in Lebanon Kills Dozens! Jews???
JEWS???
Read More »SHOCK: Virtually All Journalists in Sweden are Leftists
How unexpected.
Read More »BREAKING: Prince Andrew Revealed to be Foot Fetishist…!
Very important news - coming straight for you!
Read More »Top Russian Medical Research Director: Pandemic is “Rehearsal for Biological Warfare”
It doesn't really matter. What matters is that it is all part of the plan.
Read More »Sweden: Moslems Mad That Only “Far Right Racists” are Talking About 12-Year-Old Killed in Gang War
Gang war is a fact of multiculturalism.
Read More »“God is Watching” – China Condemns US as “Rogue Country” for TikTok “Smash and Grab”
This is stupid.
Read More »Apology for Inaccurate Article About German Anti-Lockdown Protest
There was a mistake made. We apologize profusely.
Read More »“Masks are Muzzles” – Protestors March on BBC Headquarters, Downing Street Against Face Covers
Well, at least someone is doing something.
Read More »“Stage 4 Lockdown” – Australian Economy in Full Collapse Due to Lunatic Measures
How the hell are people tolerating this?
Read More »Holland has No Face Masks, Top Scientists Say There’s No Evidence They Work
Not all countries embraced the humiliation ritual.
Read More »UK: Coronavirus Only Killed Sick People Who Were Going to Die This Year Anyway, Claims Expert
The coronavirus death toll is a hoax.
Read More »Australian City Implements Night Curfew to Fight Coronavirus (???)
All of us will go along with it.
Read More »UK: Conservative MP Getting Rape Hoaxed with Believe All Women
Rape hoaxes will be a major weapon in the near future.
Read More »UK: Blacks in Paramilitary Gear Ready to Bring Down the Crown
Black people are just so ungrateful.
Read More »Bolsonaro: “Face It – You’ll Probably All Get Coronavirus”
It's time for all of us to move on with our lives, and accept that yes, some old people are going to die from this virus, and that is okay.
Read More »Zimbabwe to Pay Reparations to White Farmers Whose Land They Stole
They don't actually have the money yet, but they're working on it.
Read More »WHO Chief Says We’ll Still be Dealing with Coronavirus Decades from Now
They're just battering the poor normies.
Read More »Trump Announces That He’s Banning a Major Social Media Company – You’ll Never Guess Which One
You'll never guess!
Read More »The New Jewish Coronavirus Mask Looks Fantastic, Giving That Old Retro Sci-Fi Vibe
BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!
Read More »UK: Expert Says Giving People More Freedoms Will Lead to Coronavirus Apocalypse
Do you feel protected?
Read More »Now Only Six Months to Stop the Globe From Burning Up from Carbon Dioxide
Britain has to show bold leadership.
Read More »Australia to Fine People Thousands of Dollars for Leaving Their Homes If Told to Quarantine
It's a shame it had to be like this.
Read More »Russian Government Advises People Not to Waste Their Time on Western Social Media Because They’ll Just be Banned
This has just gotten absurd.
Read More »EU Cuts Funding to Polish Cities Where Residents Refuse to Have Anal Sex with Men
So gay.
Read More »Defense Secretary Mark Esper Declares NATO Must Avoid Peace in Europe
War is Peace.
Read More »India Will Teach 10-Year-Old Indians How to Steal Americans’ Programming Jobs
Manufacturing to China, software to India?
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