Category: World
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UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths’ “Panic.”
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Hezbollah Announces New Phase in Fight Against Israel
The Jews have already lost the PR fight.
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Anal Empire Threatens to “Hold Maduro Accountable” for Winning Election
The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.
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Ireland: Green Faggot Minister Says They’re Going Ahead with Replacement Immigration Despite Protests
The people will be consulted, but they have no say in anything.
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UK: Starmer Announces New “Violent Disorder” Unit, Mass Censorship, Destruction of Anti-Stabbing Movement
Why not an anti-stabbing unit?
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Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
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UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
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Gen X and Millennials Totally Riddled with Cancers
It’s the food. It’s the water. It’s the chemicals. It’s the plastic. It’s the lifestyle. It’s everything.
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Olympics: Biofronthole Boxer Gives Up in Battle Against Male Type Creature in 46 Seconds!
This brings me joy.
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UK: Over 100 Arrested in London After Protests Over Southport Stabbing Spread Across the Country
The cops are cracking down on these a lot harder than on BLM.
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Ireland: Poll Claims Lots of People Think They’re Being Greatly Replaced
But a majority think immigration is good, allegedly.
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Canada Sends Warship Through Chinese Waters to “Reaffirm Commitment to an Inclusive Indo-Pacific”
That really should be parody, but instead it’s real life.
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UK: 39 Cops Injured After Evil Far-Righters Protest Foreigners Stabbing Children
Can’t say I feel sorry for them.
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Israel Assassinates Hamas Political Leader in Iran
Everything is escalating, just as the Jews said they wanted it to.
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Iran: People Chant “Death to America, Death to Israel!” During New President’s Inauguration Ceremony
Iranians know where Israel’s weapons are coming from.