This is such a bizarre way for civilization to collapse.
Read More »UK: Facebook Group Organizing Burnings of 5G Towers Hysterical Lunatics Think are Causing the Flu
Why... does Facebook allow this?
Read More »Personalizing “Coronavirus” Deaths Gives the Hoax Weight
Most fatties who get the disease still will not die.
Read More »European Union Set to Approve Food Made from Bugs
Are you ready to save the planet?
Read More »UK Government Wants to Make Coronavirus “Immunity Certificates” for People
The nightmare is just getting started.
Read More »UK: 34-Year-Old Kills Himself Due to Loneliness During Social Isolation
Social isolation is a form of torture.
Read More »Poland the First Country to Discuss Canceling Elections and Allow President to Remain in Office
Trump canceling elections will at least be funny.
Read More »Jewropean Court of Jewstice Says It’s Illegal to Not be Invaded
Skinhatism of the purest kind.
Read More »Malaysia’s Government Tells Women Not to Nag Their Husbands During Lockdown
Imagine not being able to escape from a nagging wife.
Read More »Human Rights Watch Warns Governments May Use Coronavirus as Excuse for Mass Surveillance
The threat is the response, not the virus.
Read More »Pakistan Commutes Sentence of Man Who Killed WSJ Journalist
Daniel Pearl was a Jewish spy.
Read More »Racist Kenyan Cops Shoot Unarmed Teen to Death…!
Cops in Kenya are abusing martial law because they hate blacks.
Read More »UK Government Working on Mobile App to Track People Who Come Into Contact with Coronaflu
Licenses to socialize may become a thing soon.
Read More »Evidence Found of Prehistoric Rainforests Existing in Antarctica
This is fun. Not Coronanews.
Read More »Russia is Sending Virus Aid to the US, Media Says It’s a Plot
The jig is up.
Read More »Panama Restricts Citizens’ Movement by Gender During Coronavirus Lockdown
Lockdown measures get even more ridiculous by the day.
Read More »Singapore: High Court Upholds Laws Against Faggotry
If you close your eyes and listen carefully, you'll hear an "Oy vey!" somewhere in the distance.
Read More »Using Corona War Powers, Donald Trump is Kicking Little Mexican Children Back Across the Border
Out, out, out!
Read More »Wales: Goats Take Over the Abandoned Streets of a Town
Goats are smarter than people.
Read More »UK Government Now Allows Women to Perform Abortions at Home Because of Coronavirus
True story.
Read More »Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks
IT'S 2020! STOP BEING RACISTS!
Read More »Austria Makes Mask-Wearing Mandatory in Supermarkets, Germany Signals It May Do the Same
It was about time.
Read More »“We Can’t Tell You When Lockdown Will End,” Says UK’s Chief Scientific Adviser
It's surprising that people aren't rioting.
Read More »Peru: Mobs Burn Bats Alive to Combat Coronavirus
I don't think this will help.
Read More »Sweden: Health Board Gives Top Priority to Treating Illegals
Swebola is the deadliest of all diseases.
Read More »Belarus President Refuses to Cancel Events, Says Vodka and Saunas Will Beat Coronavirus
Finally a reasonable perspective on the coronavirus from a world leader.
Read More »India: Naked Man Bites Woman to Death After Escaping Quarantine
YES! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN!
Read More »UK: London Cops Remind People to Report Corona-Related Hate Crimes
"Even if you’re not sure if it’s a crime or not, you should report it so we can investigate."
Read More »UK: Lockdown Could Last Six Months or More, Social Distancing Will Continue Even Further
No one knows when this is going to end.
Read More »Serbia Bans Dog-Walking Because of Coronavirus, Pet Owners are Furious
Even dogs are suffering because of the lockdown.
Read More »Mexican President Orders Cancelation of Construction of Corona Beer Brewery
The poor bastards.
Read More »EU, Germany Tell Italy They’re on Their Own with Their Destroyed Economy
Hopefully this gets them out of the EU.
Read More »Plague Johnson Says This is Going to Get a Whole Lot Worse, X-Treme Measures May Last Through June
What are they going to do? Put people in camps?
Read More »Fake Security Companies Continue to Promote “Foreign Hacker” Hoaxes Unabated
Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?
Read More »Spain: “Youths” Attack Ambulances Transporting Elderly Coronavirus Patients
Kids these days don't know the meaning of hard work.
Read More »Iran: Hundreds Dead After Drinking Bootleg Booze to Prevent Coronachan’s Embrace
It may end up killing more people than Coronachan herself.
Read More »Mexico is Worried About Coronavirus Because They’re So Fat
Poor dears.
Read More »UK: Government Gets Green Light to Use Personal Phone Data to “Fight Coronavirus”
Opposing mass surveillance now means wanting people to die of coronavirus.
Read More »Indians Told They Could be Shot for Defying Coronavirus Lockdown
Coming soon to America, probably.
Read More »UK: Teenage Boy Goes Full Forest Hermit Because of Coronavirus Hysteria
Mass hysteria is driving people over the edge.
Read More »Scotland: Man Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison for “Culpable Homicide” for Killing Man Who Broke Into His Home with a Knife
I am just baffled.
Read More »With Only Two Corona Deaths, South Africa Does Complete Lockdown (Including Dog Walks)
We are approaching some kind of paranoid hysteria singularity where the question "but does this make sense?" no longer makes any sense.
Read More »Boris Johnson has Coronavirus!
The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!
Read More »Brenton Tarrant Pleads Guilty After Being Starved and Forced to Relinquish His Gains
He's being punished for protecting the West.
Read More »UK: Nameless, Faceless, Raceless “Youths” Mug Medical Staff, Torch Vans Delivering Food
Darkies are worse than any virus.
Read More »Mobile Phone Industry Explores Worldwide Tracking of Users to Allegedly Counter Coronavirus
If they don't track your every move, the obese could die because of viruses.
Read More »Sweden: Doing the Bidding of Racist Swedes, Coronachan Slaughters Black Vikings
The Swedish neo-Nazis didn't print enough flyers in Somali.
Read More »Greece: Invaders Don’t Care About Coronachan, Keep Trying to Invade Greece
The Greeks still haven't cucked.
Read More »The Netherlands, Sweden, and Mexico are Not Locking Everything Down Because of Coronavirus
Time will tell if the chill strategy wins over the freakout strategy.
Read More »Countries are Starting to Hoard Food, Threatening Global Trade
The global freakout is reaching new heights.
Read More »Prince Charles has CORONAVIRUS
G O O D
Read More »Heroic Korean Arrested by Feminist Occupation for Making Sluts Pay the Ultimate Price!
#FreeChoJubin
Read More »UK: Jew Pressure Groups Demand Government Give Money to Illegal Immigrants
No sane society tolerates this.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.
Read More »Coronavirus Can Survive on a Surface for 17 Days, High Temperature and Humidity Won’t Stop It
Governments are going to milk this.
Read More »UK Announces Nationwide Lockdown to be Enforced by Police
We are living in a completely non-functional society, and the first stress-test in decades has shown just how bad things really are.
Read More »Germany: Borders Still Open for Rapefugees!
But they're banning White people from entering.
Read More »UK: Food Policy Expert Urges Government to Start Rationing Scheme Because of Panic Buyers
Unsupplied cities are tombs.
Read More »Fiend Pompeo Says Iran “Lying” That the Coronavirus is a US Bioweapon
It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.
Read More »Italy: Paki Kills Old Farmer Who Tried to Stop Him from Leaving the Quarantine Zone
Italians may be in lockdown, but the Pakis are out of control.
Read More »The Tokyo 2020 Olympics are a Casualty of the Coronavirus
You know what's not canceled? The release of Doom Eternal.
Read More »Now is the Time for the Global Rise of McDonald’s Delivery
NOW NOW NOW.
Read More »New Zealand: PM in a Dead-Heat Against Corona, Keeps Her Blinkers on and Her Eyes on the Prize
This virus is a hoax.
Read More »Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
Iran is right!
Read More »Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
The response to the pandemic may be worse than the pandemic itself.
Read More »State Department Evacuating People From Guatemala on Emergency Flights
What is actually the point of any of this?
Read More »Coronavirus Global 300,000 Infections, 13,000 Deaths – Is This Really a Lot? (No, It Isn’t)
You are literally more likely to get attacked by an alligator than you are to die from Coronavirus.
Read More »Enterprising Indians Arrested for Selling and Marketing Innovative Cow Urine and Cow Dung Coronavirus Treatments
These arrests are a violation of human rights and free expression.
Read More »Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
Because of a sad video.
Read More »More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
Male privilege at its finest.
Read More »Coronavirus Death Toll is Just Now Hitting 11,000
It's a hoax!
Read More »Paper Money Shunned for Fear of Virus Spread
Bankers would love to help you go cash-free.
Read More »UK: Kurdish “Refugee” Admits Being Bomb-Maker for Planned Terror Attack in Germany
The faces of these creatures though.
Read More »Italy: Virologist Correctly Identifies Lack of Racism as Cause of Coronavirus
Il razzismo e vita!
Read More »Sweden: Travel Ban Announced, But Rapefugees Still Welcome
What were you expecting?
Read More »Mama Mia: Italy’s Death Toll Surpasses China’s
Sayonara, friends.
Read More »Amidst Chaos, Denmark Passes Forced Vaccine Law
This could well be the Coronavirus endgame.
Read More »New Toilet Paper Calculator Lets You Know How Much You’ll Need for the Quarantine
Toilet paper may become the currency of the new world.
Read More »99% of People Killed by Coronavirus in Italy Had Existing Illnesses
Do you want old and unhealthy people to die?
Read More »Prince of Monaco Tests Positive for Coronavirus
It's a time when it is very dangerous to be famous, because this disease apparently only affects famous people.
Read More »China Now has No New Cases of Coronavirus
Unlike the West, China decided to fix the problem.
Read More »Italy: Military Trucks Brought in to Haul Away Piles of CORPSES
They can't burn the bodies fast enough! Anti-Semitism!
Read More »Merkel Says Germans Must Fight Coronavirus Like They Fought the Allies in World War II
This is redpilled.
Read More »Trump FINALLY Fulfills His Campaign Promise to Shut Down the Border with Canada
Thank you, Coronachan.
Read More »Hong Kong: First Dog Death from Coronavirus
I think this is reason enough to start taking the virus a lot more seriously.
Read More »Trump and Europe Both Allegedly Closing Borders
Hey guys - can white countries keep their borders when this is finished? Will that be allowed or nah?
Read More »Trump Goes All in on “Chinese Virus” to Trigger the Libs
Okay, this is epic. I haven't seen libs owned like this since Nixon.
Read More »China Expels US Journalists – US Whines
It's human rights to let the Jew media control your country.
Read More »Zimbabwe: Government Wants White Farmers to Come Back, Gives Them Land Back
Shocking stuff.
Read More »Most Coronavirus Cases are Spread by People Not Showing Symptoms
You cannot trust seemingly healthy people.
Read More »Doctor WHO Tells the UK to Stop Purposefully Infecting People with Coronavirus
Who the hell even knows what's going on anymore?
Read More »Saudi Prince’s $79 Million Yacht Capsizes in Greece
Why are they allowed to have this money?
Read More »Trump Administration Says Russian Hackers are Texting People Prank Messages About Coronavirus!
These pesky Russian hackers are such a nuisance.
Read More »UK: Toilet Paper Raider Raids Toilet Paper Prepper After Mass Panic-Buy of Toilet Paper
You better clean your ass while you still can.
Read More »Angry Black Screams and Spits at White Stewardess on Brussels Airlines Flight
It's an African tribal custom.
Read More »Italy: Paki Spits on Random Passers-By, Shouting “I Have Coronavirus!”
Watch out for the Plague Jihad. Coronavirus will become an instrument of ethnic warfare against us.
Read More »UK: Women Want to Ban “Hate Speech” Against Women…!
This is what happens when you allow women to have power in your society.
Read More »Spain: Wife of PM has Coronavirus (That Means the PM Does Too)
Second head of state to get the virus! Weird!
Read More »Israel: Netanyahu to Let Challenger Try to Form New Government
Is this the end of the endless Israeli elections?
Read More »UK to Lock Up Old People
Interesting thinking.
Read More »South African King, Nephew of Nelson Mandela, Goes on Axe Rampage in the Palace!
He was wielding an axe, a machete AND a crowbar! This mf is badass!
Read More »Dumb Pregnant Beanperson Falls Off Border Fence, Dies
How dare Trump murder this beaness by building that fence so high?
Read More »US Troops Hurt in Attack on Iraqi Base – Iran Blamed, ZOG Says They’ll Retaliate
We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that.
Read More »VICTORY: Coronavirus Shuts Down Jew NGOs Flooding Italy with Foreigners!
Yay!
Read More »All Places of Gathering Shut Down in France
I don't know how much of this is going to end up being "too little, too late."
Read More »Mexico Considers Closing Its Northern Border to Prevent Coronavirus from Getting In
Six million dimensional chess.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders Climate Army to “Protest” on Twitter Because of Coronavirus
She's a submissive girl that loves doing what experts say.
Read More »What If Coronavirus Chaos is Used to Start a War with Iran – Or Worse?
What if ZOG released this virus so they could start a war with Russia and China under its cover?
Read More »US Summons Chinese Ambassador After Chinese Official Posts Corona “Conspiracy Theory”
Is the US insisting on bat soup theory?
Read More »Greece’s First Woman President Vows to Flood Country with “Refugee” Migrants
Women in positions of authority use their authority to destroy.
Read More »El Demonio del Coronavirus: Brazilian President Now Says He Never Tested Positive! What?
There's about a 75% chance Trump has it at this point.
Read More »Finally: Chinese Official Accuses the US of Releasing the Coronavirus, Posts Conspiracy Information
Thank you, Zhao Lijian. You are my hero.
Read More »Justin Trudeau’s Wife Tests Positive for Corona!
Poor Justin!
Read More »Catalonia Pays Millions to Companies That Pick Random Famous People and Say They’re Catalans
This isn't how you do propaganda, guys.
Read More »Italy’s Top Doctors Say Intensive Care Units Should Stop Treating the Elderly
Coronavirus may be just what we need to wipe out the boomer race once and for all.
Read More »Lunatic Pope Tells Plague-Stricken Italians to Think of Migrants
This crazed pope is more out of control than the Coronavirus.
Read More »Pepsi Finally Giving Up on Pepsi
But I'll never give up on Pepsi.
Read More »Erdogan Calls Greeks “Nazis” for Feebly Trying to Defend Their Border
Erdogan is alpha and chad.
Read More »Tom Hanks has Coronavirus
In Australia, mate. Down under.
Read More »Greece: Danish Patrol Boat Disobeys Orders, Picks Up Invaders and Drops Them on Greek Island
A Dane is just a Swede by another name.
Read More »Turkish Forces Destroy Greek Border Fence, Shoot Tear Gas at Greek Border Guards
They're doing it with equipment mostly purchased with European money, of course.
Read More »Coronastravaganza 2020: New York Sends in National Guard to Kill Your Dog
IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?
Read More »Putin Secures Ability to Remain President Indefinitely, Jews Say Democracy Violated
But no one will know why democracy values were violated.
Read More »Australia: Filthy Jew and Ugly Woman Attack Anime and Manga to “Protect Children”
URUSENAI!
Read More »Lying French Government Says Cocaine Doesn’t Kill Coronavirus
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!!!!
Read More »UK: Ugly Women Terrorize London with Ugly Tits to Counter Cow Farts
Feminists' secret weapon is now unveiled.
Read More »Corona, Corona: Italy Shuts Down Entire Country, Prison Riots, Cruise Ship Ban
Is there even anyone left alive to read this?
Read More »International Women’s Day was as Chaotic as is to be Expected
Rape can fix this.
Read More »Ireland Cancels Several Saint Patrick’s Day Parades Because of Coronavirus
Better safe than sorry.
Read More »Trump Impeacher: Putin has Us Right Where He Wants Us
It's time for Trump to be impeached again.
Read More »Erdogan Tells Greece to Let the “Migrant” Army In
Non-whites love to demand stuff from white people.
Read More »Galactic Corona: Economy Already Collapsed – You’d Best Start Stocking Up on Toilet Paper, Lad
Whatever happens, you're going to need more toilet paper.
Read More »Russia Will be Fine. Everything Will be Fine.
We shall all be healed.
Read More »With Corbyn Out, Labour Voters Still Hate the Jews
This holocoaster is going for another loop.
Read More »Joe Biden’s “Cognitive Decline” is a Conspiracy Theory Invented by Russian Hackers
Russians hate all Americans.
Read More »Awesome Greek Police Beat Migrants, Steal Their Shoes, Put Them on Trucks Back to Turkey
Greek police, I love you.
Read More »Coronavirus World Tour: Stock Up on Toilet Paper, Because Everyone is Going to Die
100,000 INFECTED! It's over for you.
Read More »Despite Global Praise, New Zealanders Hate Their Vile Wench Leader
It would be fantastic if she is run out.
Read More »Greece: Jew Pressure Groups Leave Lesbos After Being Attacked by “Fascists”
Lesbos is the manliest place in Europe.
Read More »Australians Go to War for Toilet Paper as Stocks Run Low
>2020 >Toilet paper
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