SHOCK: Boris Johnson is Out of Intensive Care, Doing Fine

Boris Johnson sports a hale complexion, despite being ravaged by an evil communist virus from China.

I’m simply shocked that a 55-year-old man was able to survive the flu.

I guess this is the power of prayer. Oh no wait, it’s Britain. I guess this is the power of I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

Fox News:

U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been moved out of the intensive care unit of a London hospital where he has battled coronavirus, a spokesman for the prime minister said Thursday.

“The Prime Minister has been moved this evening from intensive care back to the ward, where he will receive close monitoring during the early phase of his recovery,” the spokesman said. “He is in extremely good spirits.”

Johnson told the public on March 27 that he tested positive for the virus and that he had “mild symptoms,” but he kept working in self-isolation — appearing at the doors of 10 Downing Street to applaud the National Health Service in the evening. He kept briefing the public in daily videos.

On Friday, he said that was extending his isolation as he was still suffering from symptoms of the contagious virus.

“Although I’m feeling better and I’ve done my seven days of isolation, alas I still have one of the symptoms, a minor symptom,” he said on a video message posted to Twitter.

But he was admitted to a hospital on Sunday because of worsening coronavirus symptoms and on Monday moved into intensive care. Downing Street said throughout his spell in the hospital that Johnson was “in good spirits,” and assured the public that he was conscious and not on a ventilator — although he was receiving oxygen assistance.

Sigh.

Sending Boris to the ICU was always just a publicity stunt to bolster his image through sympathy, as well as to bolster the hysteria surrounding the virus when people are increasingly asking why so few people are dying, why the hospitals remain empty, why basically nothing at all is happening.

Why we sacrificed our entire civilization because people got scared of the flu, seemingly for no clear reason.

Attaching serious health risks to an individual person that everyone knows makes it seem more real than any statistic, because the masses of people think more emotionally than rationally.