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They won’t ever tell you this, but here’s a tip: masturbation is inversely correlated with the quality of your mental health.
A person who is masturbating more than once a day is in a psychotic state.
Single Americans have taken sex into their own hands since the pandemic began — literally. A new survey claims that the average single is masturbating three times per day amid all the isolation from COVID quarantines and lockdowns.
The poll of 2,005 single (and unabashed) Americans finds three in 10 are masturbating more than once a day. However, only 14 percent are doing it just once a day. Self-pleasure has seen an uptick since March 2020, with nearly half of respondents (48%) admitting to doing it more frequently than ever before as a result of their isolation.
These solo sessions have reportedly led to some jaw-dropping orgasms. Incredibly, a third (34%) say they experienced their best orgasm ever during the pandemic.
Conducted by OnePoll on behalf of #LubeLife, the survey aimed to see how COVID has affected the sex lives for singles. Researchers discovered over a quarter (26%) say they are also watching more porn during the pandemic.
Nearly half the poll (47%) say that they used to be embarrassed about masturbating. Since the pandemic began, however, they have become a lot more open to it. This new embrace likely stems from the fact that 39 percent of respondents have experienced a dry spell in their sex lives since March 2020.
Unfortunately, 59 percent of those singles say they don’t foresee breaking their dry spell any time soon, even if the pandemic went away. One in five say they want to experiment with masturbation even more.
One in 10 of those looking to extend their dry spell in a post-COVID world intend to do so because they prefer masturbating over sex now. On the other hand (no pun intended), 57 percent of those going through a dry spell are worried about having sex for the first time after not experiencing it with a partner for so long.
Sexual sins always tear at the soul, and masturbation is the worst sexual sin aside from sodomy with a man.
Our total spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical health are being destroyed by this lockdown, in the name of our own safety from a disease that is not even real.
