Slimy Cheater and Retard Elon Musk Bombs with Stand-Up Comedy Opening of First Cabinet Meeting

Andrew Anglin February 27, 2025

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Elon Musk was inexplicably invited by President Donald Trump to deliver a stand-up comedy routine at the administration’s first cabinet meeting.

The routine fell flat, eliciting no laughs except from one woman who seemed to be laughing out of politeness – or perhaps ambition, given Musk’s penchant for impregnating middle-aged women. (Musk has been impregnating used-up old skanks at random, most recently a former porn star and conservative influencer named Ashley St. Claire. She had sex with blacks and is Jewish. Musk doesn’t care, and he doesn’t make these women sign papers, meaning they will all sue him and get billions. Many women are trying to get in on this burgeoning industry and will be willing to embarrass themselves by laughing at the worst jokes ever.)

Along with many other failed landings, Musk told a joke about how he has a wooden head, which no analyst has been able to decipher the meaning of. Most have concluded that the joke didn’t make sense at all, and Musk made the joke because he is retarded.

Musk has been hovering over this second Trump administration in a way that many find disgusting and weird.

Just before the inauguration, Musk came out and demanded that Americans accept an unlimited number of Indian perverts and scammers into the country on H-1B visas, threatening that those who complained would be “fucked in their face.” He also said that he would give his life for Indian replacement immigration.

As he is demanding to be at the center of the Trump Administration, no one was shocked to see him doing the opening act at the cabinet meeting. It’s unclear if Trump likes being controlled by this retarded man or if he is purposefully allowing him to become hated by everyone so that people demand he be deported.

If Trump is purposefully allowing Musk to consume the spotlight in order to drum up hatred against him, it appears to be working. A poll by The Economist/YouGov earlier this month showed that the support for Musk among Republicans had been nearly halved since November. People are suspicious of leftist polling agencies, and polls are generally sort of useless regardless, but it’s not possible to believe that any Republican who saw Musk’s comments about his plans to replace whites with “superior” Indians would tell a pollster they support him.

Furthermore, anyone can just ask people they know what they think of Elon Musk following Trump around everywhere and making himself the center of attention. No one likes this.

That said, Trump must be getting tired of the headlines about how Musk controls him, and he has to be annoyed by Musk continuing to play into this. At the cabinet meeting, he delivered another “hovering and watching” photo for the New York Times to use in a story about how the meeting showed “deference” to Musk.

Why would he think it’s okay to not sit down? To hover like that? Who does that? Everyone else in the room is sitting down. He is wearing a t-shirt and a baseball cap and hovering like he’s the mastermind.

He should have a pretty easy job managing his public image, given that his agenda to cut government spending is generally popular with everyone. However, his odious visage and retarded way of speaking, coupled with his pompous obsession with making himself the center of attention, is destroying any good will that he might otherwise have. He could very easily have not insisted on giving the opening remarks at the first cabinet meeting, but he is apparently so disconnected from reality that he doesn’t realize how repulsed people are.

Trump’s cabinet is reported to be sick of this man. Musk sent out an email to most federal employees doing a little cutesy thing where he said something to the effect of “list five things you did this week or you’ll be fired.” The actual text was: “Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished this week and cc your manager.” He’s conserving letters by abbreviating “approximately.” He later announced that if someone doesn’t respond, that will be taken as a resignation.

Obviously, most of these federal employees work under one of the cabinet members. Presumably, these people do not think Elon Musk should be coming in and threatening to fire their employees. In fact, he cannot fire those employees, and would have to simply request that the heads of the departments fire them.

I’ve seen conservative commentators saying “WHY CAN’T THEY LIST FIVE THINGS THO???” and that clearly misses the point. Firstly, he’s not going to read millions of emails, that would be the definition of “inefficient,” and he doesn’t have those resources anyway. Secondly, even if he did read them, or try to process them with AI, they wouldn’t mean anything. Maybe there are government employees who don’t do anything, you would assume there are given how bloated this government is, but even ones who do literally no work would be able to make up five things they did in a week. Anyone can just type into DeepSeek “what are five things someone with [my title] would have done this week?” and send it as the reply. It would take less than a minute and mean nothing at all. So it’s just a harassment campaign, to cause a panic in government offices.

A lot of government employees should be fired, clearly, and it’s possible that there should be some kind of independent body formed to figure out who needs to be fired, because the heads of these agencies don’t want their own budgets cut. However, this email is not serious and can only serve the purpose of harassing people with no concrete goal.

After it was pointed out that the email could not possibly serve any purpose, Musk then claimed that he knew that all along and was just messing with people’s heads.

Before the meeting this week, Trump posted a tweet on Truth Social claiming “ALL CABINET MEMBERS ARE EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH ELON.”

This was a response to news reports that none of the cabinet members were really very excited about Musk’s behavior and assertion that he is the boss of everything.

Clearly unfamiliar with the concept of “oversaturation,” the “bulbous billionaire,” who is known for being fat and sloppy, appeared at CPAC over the weekend and was accused of being high on ketamine as he mumbled stupidly.

Apparently, some people were unaware that he always talks that way. He has grotesque autism and an abysmally low IQ. In other words, he is what used to be referred to as “mentally retarded.”

At CPAC he also waved around a chainsaw, apparently with the intent of some sort of comedic effect.

Why would that be funny? It doesn’t make sense. I could maybe see a person with Down syndrome thinking it’s funny, but that would have to be the explicit goal of that chainsaw bit. You might think of that bit if someone told you “we’re going for the Down syndrome demographic with this one.”

Seriously, you couldn’t even claim that bit was aimed at children. I just watched Dog Man this week, and I can tell you: children have higher standards than “haha, a chainsaw, haha! Woooo!” But if this is the kind of humor Elon is going for, he should consider hiring the writer of Dog Man as a “comedic advisor.” (By the way, just a note: Dog Man the movie has race-mixing, so since I mentioned the film, I should probably say that while it is good, people shouldn’t really let their kids watch it. I also wouldn’t recommend watching it without kids, because it’s like, for 5-year-olds.)

If he wanted to do physical comedy, he should make a joke about $50 million in condoms to Gaza and then put on a full-body condom and gone crowd surfing. But why does there need to be this forced humor, which is never funny at all? Why is that the agenda? Is it because his father didn’t love him and therefore in late middle age he need to go around begging for public approval? But if that were the case, why wouldn’t he hire a team to figure out how to gain approval? Why does he do jokes that make everyone hate him?

Speaking of Elon’s father, Errol Musk this week told Al Arabiya he thinks his son will fail at politics. He said that politics are for people with people skills, and Elon does not have these skills.

He is also redpilled on the Hitler salute, clearly having read my materials on the subject.

Musk’s own agenda has nothing to do with America First, as evidenced by his desire to race replace whites with Indians, and in fact as evidenced by everything he’s ever said. He wants to go live on Mars. That’s what he says. That “the human race” should be an “interplanetary species.” He’s jungled up with a bunch of weirdos who want to live forever using “bio-hacks.” This is not related to Norman Rockwell, Jesus, or any sort of nationalistic vision of America. His agenda to cut government spending is something everyone would agree with, but he is so distasteful that he’s actually giving this agenda a very bad image, and making it so Democrats can claim people are going to be starving in the streets if we don’t sent $50 million in condoms to Gaza.

It seems rather unlikely he’s going to be such a fixture in the Trump administration much longer. It’s possible that his disastrous stand-up routine at the opening of the first Trump 2.0 cabinet meeting will be seen in retrospect as the “Peak Elon” moment.

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