I was supporting Israel because of all of the work our brave white women have done to support women sports, and how they are being destroyed by the radical trans gender movement. I was also big on Israel because of Mexicans burning American flags, and because AOC is trying to do socialism.
But then I open my digital currency game application and find a very bad red line and they say Israel makes the red line go like that.
Don’t get me wrong, folks. I love women’s sports and I want the death penalty for burning American flags and I hope Palantir can save our values in our country by going against the Mexicans and making them pay more taxes so we can support Israel more and more.
But I see this red line in my crypto digital app, and I think, “maybe we should just kill all of the Jews?”
It’s a conflicted issue for me, because stopping radical gender ideology and wokeness on our college campuses is so important. It’s really the most important thing for me and I think all true Americans believe we have to destroy Iran to protect our women’s progress in sports.
Back in the times of the Targaryens, women didn’t even have any sports, and they were oppressed, and we worked so hard for this, and then the mullahs tried to take us back to ancient times with their woke ideologies on our campuses.
But a 7% BTC drop and dropping?
Even JPROOF is down, and that was one of the most promising and ambitious coins in my portfolio.
I’m sorry, but although Jews are the chosen ones and their lives are the most important thing in the world, I just don’t think they are worth that much money.
So because of this, I’ve decided to officially endorse Team Iran in this championship match.
It is also better if all the Jews die so they can’t have remainders hanging around whining.
If that means we have to lose our women’s sports and go back to the times of Game of Thrones, then so be it.
I’d love to hear the opinions of the readers, so drop a like and a follow and ring my bells and let us know what team you’re supporting and if you think it’s worth it to risk our women’s sports by supporting the mullahs and their woke agenda on campuses.
But I think we can all agree that we hope both teams have fun.