Springfield: FBI Investigating “Threats Against Haitians” After Trump Says They’re Eating the Pets

Previously: Trump Promises to Deport Springfield Haitians to Venezuela

The only good moment of the Trump debate was when he said the Haitians are eating the pets.

It was the only thing that came close to “2016 meme energy.”

Some were better than others.

The memes still felt a bit soulless, as it’s obvious that they’re trying to grab onto an energy that is not there. But I give people points for trying. What else can you do?

The point is, this is true. They are eating the pets. Of course they are. No one who has been there would doubt this. They are just doing whatever. It’s like a slapstick comedy.

But of course, the US fedgov rushes in to protect not the pets, but the blacks who are being criticized for eating the pets.

It’s the old American adage at work: “I might not agree that you ate my dog, but I’ll die for your right to eat my cat as well.”

Reuters:

The FBI said on Sunday it was assessing the credibility of threats against Haitians at Wittenberg University following baseless claims by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump that the migrants in the town were eating cats and dogs.

The threats to open fire on Haitian migrants have forced the Springfield, Ohio, school to close its campus for a day.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation’s involvement follows similar threats made against migrants in the town after Trump and running mate Republican Senator JD Vance of Ohio spotlighted false claims that Haitians who have settled in the town were eating residents’ cats and dogs.

Wittenberg announced on Saturday evening that all events scheduled for Sunday would be canceled following the emailed threat and warned students, faculty and staff to exercise extreme caution on campus.

The FBI is working in coordination with the Springfield police department and Wittenberg University to determine the credibility of recent threats, share information, and take appropriate investigative action,” according to a statement from the FBI’s Cincinnati field office.

That faggot old hoaxster DeWine is claiming, like the media, that they’re not eating the dogs and cats.

They’re not just claiming it’s not happening, they’re claiming there’s “no evidence.”

They all point to the same video of a black American woman who ate a cat and say “see, it’s the local nig-nogs doing the pet-eating, you racist!”

But there is definitely a lot of evidence, in the form of eyewitness accounts by residents, which are widely available on social media. Eyewitness accounts might not be “proof” (tell that to the Germans), but they are absolutely evidence.

It’s not just irate poor people yelling about the cats and dogs.

There is also a local news report that includes video and a man calmly explaining he saw a Haitian trapping some family’s cat late at night.

That’s for sure “evidence.”

Trump even said in the debate “well, I don’t know, I’m just telling you what they’re saying on TV and social media, the people who live there are saying this is happening.”

So the media and all these politicians are just lying outright, and it just shows that Trump really hit on something that resonates here, in the one moment when he went “off script” from the angry old man bit he was doing.

That Jew cunt Dana Bash asked “JD Vance” to admit that the cats and dogs story is “baseless,” and he first cited eyewitness accounts, then appeared to say he will just make things up.

That guy is really horrible. Imagine having that kind of home run, where these people are lying about something that is very heavily documented, and coming up with “I will just create stories.”