Surprise Enrichment: Boat Packed with Neurosurgeons Arrives on Spanish Beach

We all know that the so-called “migrant crisis” has brought Europe a lot of problems.

Getting hacked in the streets by a machete-wielding Somali, having your 11-year-old daughter groomed by a gang of swarthy Pakis, being pounced upon by an African who’s suffering from his second sexual emergency that hour… all of these things satisfy the dictionary definition of “bad.”

But the migrant crisis isn’t all surprise sex and murder, you know. For one, it’s given Europe some of its finest mathematicians, physicians, poets and thinkers.

Don’t believe me?

Some of them just arrived in Spain!

Breitbart:

Sunbathers in Cadiz, Spain, recorded the shocking moment a boat filled with migrant men landed on a beach filled with women, children, and families in broad daylight, before the group disappeared into the hinterland.

The Telegraph — which describes the roughly two dozen men as “undocumented” migrants — quotes witness Carlos Sanz as saying the group vanished before police could arrive.

The Western Mediterranean route to Europe via Spain has been growing in popularity since the European Union began paying the Turkish government to better police the Eastern Mediterranean route via Greece, which was used by some 885,000 migrants in 2015.

The Central Mediterranean route from North Africa to Italy remains the current route of choice in 2017.

However, Italian authorities are finally taking some action to turn back migrant boats whilst they are still in Libyan waters — despite threats from Libyan warlords — and beginning to tackle the so-called rescue ships which have been helping people-smugglers to ferry migrants into Sicily.

This has made Spain increasingly attractive to illegal migrants, and according to data cited by Hungarian security chief György Bakondi some 9,507 migrants have entered the Mediterranean country in the first six months of 2017 — a significant increase on the previous year’s numbers.

Wow, what a gift from Poseidon!

These African gentlemen are so determined to paint Spain with color that they can barely wait to leave the vessel!

As they scamper into the sun-kissed horizon like unleashed puppies, you have to wonder: where will they head first?

Will it be to the medical centers of Madrid, where their knowledge of decompressive craniectomy and transmyocardial laser revascularization could save the lives of countless Spaniards?

Will it be to the universities of Valencia, whose faculties suffer from a drought of Eritreans that specialize in classical Greek literature?

Or maybe they’ll head north to Sweden, where they can teach those savage Norsemen how to build homes of brick and mortar?

C’mon Swedes, it’s time to evolve.

I guess no one knows for sure.

One thing we do know, however, is that without these Congoid polymaths, Europe will not survive.

That is a cold hard Jewish fact.