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Daily Stormer
April 24, 2017
Good news, girls! If you work hard and eat your cheesy potatoes, you can grow up to look just like fat-ass Barbie!
It’s so important to give children healthy role models. For example, little girls have been growing up with sickeningly thin and beautiful Barbie dolls for decades now, and as a result, have grown up to be fat-shaming bigots.
It’s high time we phase out such narrow-minded children’s toys and replace them with dolls of obese jungle creatures and weird trannies instead.
Mattel, the maker of Barbie dolls, is fighting the good fight, sacrificing all their profits in the name of social justice.
The market has spoken. And it seems consumers don’t have an appetite for “Fat Barbie.”
Sales of Barbie dolls plunged 15% in the first quarter of 2017 shortly after Mattel introduced “Curvy Barbie” and a slew of ethnic versions with different skin tones. Mattel may soon also launch hijab-wearing Muslim Barbies.
I can't take it anymore. Hijab Barbie… pic.twitter.com/9cKFNJ12zz
— Jim & Cami (@strup2823) March 26, 2017
We don’t need hijab Barbies. We need “warlord captive” Barbie.
Comes with chainmail bikini and a dowry from her father.
In response to these changes, Barbie sales dropped to their lowest levels in 23 years, Mattel said in a press release Friday.
While Mattel had hoped that adding overweight and ethnic Barbies to its doll lineup would boost sales by pandering to a larger consumer base, the plan backfired.
Market experts predicted little girls would find these new dolls “hella thicc,” but in fact they just found them fat and disgusting.
Mattel launched Curvy Barbie last year in response to criticism that its skinny, blonde Barbie dolls damaged young girls’ self-esteem and promoted eating disorders.
According to these “fat-positive” nutters, anyone not bingeing on donuts and fast-food on a daily basis suffers from an “eating disorder.”
Well, guess what. If you’re a fat-ass, then you should have low self-esteem. Shame is a great mechanism for getting people to change their behavior and get their life back on track. In France, Japan and many other countries, being obese means being a social pariah. As a result, these other countries have a much lower obesity rate.
It’s time to make fat people ashamed again.
This isn’t rocket surgery. You just don’t eat like a pig. Get it together, sluts.
