TEAM ANGLIN

For Immediate Release:

This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings.

The video, posted by Dave Portnoy, gained traction across social media and various news outlets. When Andrew Anglin saw the video (which was posted by Dave Portnoy) he was understandably quite angry. For those unaware, “Daily Stormer” is a company owned by Anglin. The video was posted on Twitter. And Anglin is not Jewish. So it’s safe to say this story hits a bit close to home for him.

The idiot Portnoy, who brought out an Israeli flag at a UFC event, promptly posted several other videos and tweets making various claims. (One was inconveniently recorded while he was preparing for the MET Gala. We hope he was able to enjoy the rest of the event.) But as for the outrageous threats to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by getting them fired and kicked out of university and ruining their families, the Daily Stormer CEO opted for a different route. He emailed Dave Portnoy (the guy who posted the video). Portnoy cried his eyes out but ultimately said Jews are above criticism and cannot do anything wrong. So Anglin, always known to be the bigger man and never one to hold grudges, opted to use this as a learning experience for the old Jew. He generously offered to give him a trip to Palestine (to the concentration camp in Gaza) so that he could reflect on his actions and hopefully come out as a better man.

But in the days that have passed, things have changed. First, some wackadoo Jew on Twitter doxed the waitress who was allegedly in on the supposedly hurtful joke and got her fired from her dance studio. (Anglin, as a reminder, is not Jewish). And then Dave Portnoy (the poster of the video) tried to distance himself from all responsibility, and ran to Jewish doxing groups (who must be lovely people), and is now trying to play the victim and gain sympathy for himself through a statement where he (poorly) tried to type a PR statement which was likely not made by ChatGPT. He also made a quick pit stop on what appeared to be a Zionist extremist Twitter account (where the poster also hates Muslims?).

So to quickly recap. Dave Portnoy posts a video threatening to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by doxing them and their families and canceling them. Anglin, the non-Jewish owner of Daily Stormer, sees the video. He is a bit upset. He emails Portnoy, who takes responsibility. Anglin offers Portnoy the chance to make things right by educating himself on the history of Judaism across the world. Portnoy doesn’t respond. But then days later, he is still claiming he’s a victim and demanding everyone care about his hurt feelings. While Dave’s doxing and cancelation campaign may win him some made up awards nobody cares about at the ADL or in Israel, this unfortunately is the real world. A world where Dave Portnoy is a Jewish parasite piece of shit who deserves an awful life. A world where Jews have no place. A world where Anglin is a great man.

-Team Anglin