Texas Gubernatorial Candidate has Working Legs and Vows to Make Bitcoin Legal Tender

💥 Texas governor candidate Don Huffines will make #bitcoin legal tender in Texas if elected 🙌 pic.twitter.com/YeNl96XJoY

— Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) January 28, 2022

Not only is Don Huffines vowing to make Bitcoin legal tender in the state of Texas, he’s got two working legs.

Like, this guy is walking around and everything.

With his legs.

He’s got my vote, I can tell you that much.

Frankly, I don’t even think there should be an election, per se.

I think Coinman Don should challenge Greg Abbott to a Footloose style dance competition.

Elections are gay as shit.

Let’s dance, you cowards.

I’ll tell you what: I hate a lot of people: blacks, Jews, women, Moslems, immigrants, homosexuals, furries, and many more.

But the thing I hate most of all is cripples.