The Daily Stormer’s 1488th Day

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 31, 2017

I am proud to announce that today, just 27 days after our 4 year anniversary, is our 1488th day.

In honor of this great day, I’ve gotten this tattoo on my knuckles.

No, I’m just joking.

But I did get this tattoo on my girlfriend’s tits.

No, I’m just joking.

But I did get these tattoos on my legs.

No, I’m just joking.

But I did start this dental clinic.

That one is actually true.

I mean, I didn’t really start it, but there is a dental clinic called that.

Someone in Conroe, Texas should go there and film it. Be like “YES, I WANT MY TEETH TO BE STRAIGHT AND WHITE – I WANT SUPREME, POWERFUL, DOMINANT TEETH – I WANT THEM TO EXTERMINATE MY FOOD!”

You can also just get your teeth cleaned there after you T R O L L them.

They have 4.9/5 with 160 Facebook reviews. I’m not sure how many of those are Nazi trolls… probably most of them. In fact, this was almost certainly a very profitable choice for a business name.

I am 1488% in support of good dental health.

Twice a year, boys.

Actually, now that I have gained citizenship in the VAPE NATION, I don’t know if I’m actually going to go every six months.

Remember the Other 14 Words

Remember there are the first 14 words:

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

But there are the other 14 words:

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

This is why there is one place where I keep getting called a white knight, but I’m sticking to it: hit her in the stomach, not the face.

Which is also the third set of 14 words:

Hit her in the stomach, not the face – so she looks nice at dinner.

We want our women looking nice.

The 88

People maybe don’t even know what the 88 is.

Of they think it means “Heil Hitler” – because “H” is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so “88” is “HH.”

It’s from volume I, chapter 8 of Mein Kampf – a passage with 88 words.

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

Which really does hit the nail on the head.

This is very much what I have advocated for in terms of a scientific outlook on morality, which I suppose is also a utilitarian view, though I prefer the term “scientific morality” to “utilitarian morality.”

Is This Tongue-in-Cheek Tho?

People often ask if this 1488 business is tongue-in-cheek, given that it is a product of the old WN movement that most people in the Alt-Right don’t really have any desire to be associated with. People also tend to want to establish the fact that the Alt-Right is a separate movement with separate origins to the previous WN movement, and thus generally when old WN memes are used, they are used with a large dose of irony.

I have used a lot of the old Neo-Nazi/KKK/etc. memes from the 80s and 90s tongue-in-cheekedly. Most famously, I have continually referred to myself as a “Neo-Nazi White Supremacist” (this is more of a media meme than a genuine 90s WN meme, but still fun).

And just generally, trolling the media and the ADL by pretending to be this stereotype they have in their minds is always good, in my view. Because the thing about that is, the kids that we are trying to appeal to recognize that we are not that stereotype, so when the media and the ADL report on us as being that stereotype, they just max-out the lelz while making us look all the more clever.

It really brings out just how unprepared these people were for the rise of a serious political movement with a bunch of seriously angry young men with the actual drive to attempt to take over the institutions of power and reclaim their society.

The ADL ends up doing things like putting Pepe the Frog in their “hate symbol database” – and the media ends up doing things like acting like that’s somehow a meaningful event people should be concerned about.

As far as I’m concerned, anything in the hate database is good for meming.

But no, I don’t think it is entirely tongue-in-cheek – why should it be?

1488 is quite a good meme, I think.

We do want to secure a future for white children and we do want to Heil Hitler.

So I see no problems there.