The Michael Cohen Raid Means All Trump’s Secret Information is in the Possession of His Enemies

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 15, 2018

The Wall Street Journal is paywalled all to hell, but this is really all you need to know:

President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer negotiated a deal in late 2017 to pay $1.6 million to a former Playboy model who said she was impregnated by a top Republican fundraiser, according to people familiar with the matter.

Michael Cohen, whose office, home and hotel room were raided by federal agents this week, arranged the payments to the woman on behalf of Elliott Broidy, a deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee with ties to Mr. Trump, the people familiar with the matter said. Mr. Broidy, a Los Angeles-based…

I’m not paying the WSJ $1 to read their full article, but I have read other articles by people who read the article, and none of them say where the WSJ got the information.

Maybe you can find one that does, but all I am seeing is “The WSJ reported.” So if the article bothers to even allude to where, it will be “sources.” None of the articles I’ve seen are musing about where it came from.

So basically, the feds raided this lawyer – Trump’s lawyer – and they’re just dumping information about people that was protected by attorney client privilege.

Why did they dump this particular bit?

Well, looking at his Wikipedia, it looks like he’s someone who would have had a lot of opportunities to piss people off.

And he certainly looks like the kind of fat, drunken asshole who pisses people off.

But the important thing is that they are sending Trump a message: “we raided your lawyer, we have all of his files, and we don’t have a problem just dropping this to the media – and no one in the media will even ask about why we’re releasing this information or if that is ethical.”

Cohen has been working for Trump as one of his closest people since 2006. He’s not just been his personal lawyer, he’s run his businesses. He would have records about any single scandal Trump has been involved in that is on record.

Cohen is also a Jew who was probably doing illegal shit without Trump even knowing about it.

Basically, there is a potential treasure trove of scandal info now in the possession of Trump’s enemies which they can leak without anyone questioning where the information came from.

Which effectively makes him a useless president.

Probably.

Because I’ve seen people explaining away this Syria thing – and okay, fine, explain it away. Sure, if it stops now, we’re not going to WWIII, necessarily.

But what happens next time the Jews really want him to do something?

And the time after that?

To say that his decision to drop these bombs hours after his lawyer is raided is not related is silly. It has to be related. And the most obvious possible relationship is that Cohen had shit that they now have and they leaked this RNC guy’s Playboy lovechild as a threat.

And if that is the thing, the game is up.

Maybe Trump will come out and say “look, they got the goods on me, nothing I can do, I’m out – it’s on you, Pency.”

And then Pence will immediately start electrocuting faggots and giving speeches about how “off the roof is nigger style – the white race has electricity to deal with its cocksuckers!”

Or maybe – and this is more likely – Trump will just march us off to WWIII at the behest of the Jews who are now in possession of all his sex scandal dirt.

Or maybe this can all be saved still, and Trump just did this strike because [INSERT REASONS OTHER THAN BLACKMAIL AND/OR THREATS WHICH CAN BE REPEATEDLY USED AFTER THIS FOR ANY OTHER REASON – I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE ALLEGED REASONS ARE].

Who knows.

Maybe he’ll do a coup of some kind.

I don’t know.

What I do know, however, is that I am really warming up to the idea of WWIII.

Seriously, can anyone even explain how this could possibly be a bad thing?

Russia will win, or no one will win, either way a bunch of cities are going to get nuked, the shit will be exciting af, and if we live we’ll get to live in a world where only the strong survive.

We’re just gonna be forming gangs, killing people from other gangs, building fortresses and keeping harems of kidnapped women.

I’m going to be Negan.

Seriously, let’s play a game, reader:

Finish this sentence:

“World War III is bad because…”

You can’t do it, can you?

I say: let’s rock and roll, baby.