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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 28, 2018
A lot of these people these days are asking: “why are Mexicans taking shits on my lettuce?”
And the reason is of course very simple: it’s a lack of education.
If you had gone through the Mexican education system, which is horrible because it was designed by Mexicans for some random reason we can’t explain, you would also be like “yo, I’ve gotta drop a double enchilada – might as well just shit all over this lettuce.”
That’s the way it works, folks.
Everyone is exactly the same, but some people take shits on lettuce, because they never understood that was not a good idea.
In the weeks since an E. coli bacteria outbreak on romaine lettuce grown in Yuma, Arizona was announced, restaurants and eateries around the country have worked to assure customers their food is safe.
The U.S. Centers of Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) first revealed the multi-state outbreak on April 10. On Friday, they said at least 98 people across 22 states have been affected. More than 40 people have hospitalized, they said, adding that there have been no reported deaths.
Amid the outbreak, romaine lettuce continues to be sold at restaurants throughout the U.S., as businesses said they’ve confirmed their products only come from places that haven’t been affected by the contamination. And if they’re not sure, they’ve swapped romaine out with iceberg or other types of greens.
See.
It’s not even that big of a deal anyway.
No one is even dead from it yet.
And what we’ll do is bring the Mexicans here, to America, then give them classes on why they shouldn’t take shits on lettuce.
It’s just like how when we brought all of the Arabs and Pakistanis to Sweden, we had to give them lessons on why they shouldn’t gang-rape little white girls and livestream it on Facebook.
After taking the classes, they were like “oh okay, I see now why I shouldn’t do that.”
Problem solved.
These African children didn’t know how to drink out of water bottles until white women went there and taught them.
It’s all about education.
PS
Sven has so far never done any of my song parody recommendations, but I think a version of Dave Matthews’ “Don’t Drink the Water, There’s Blood in the Water” done as “Don’t Eat the Lettuce, There’s Poop in the Lettuce” could be his biggest hit yet.
