TIL: Being an Amazonian Logger is Like Playing Diablo II IRL

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
November 5, 2019

This creature stands in your way as you try to do your job. What do?

Do you dream of heading into dark, dank, dangerous jungles to fight off hordes of brown monsters guarding precious, precious loot?

That’s right – Diablo II, act 3, baby!

Replace the sweet loot with tree logs, and the freakish monsters and cannibals with… cannibals… and you’ve basically got the job description for a logger in the Amazon rain forest.

Apparently.

CBC:

Illegal loggers in the Amazon ambushed an Indigenous group that was formed to protect the forest and shot dead a young warrior and wounded another, leaders of the Guajajara tribe in northern Brazil said Saturday.

The clash comes amid an increase in invasions of reservations by illegal loggers and miners since right-wing President Jair Bolsonaro took office this year and vowed to open up protected Indigenous lands to economic development.

“The Bolsonaro government has Indigenous blood on its hands,” Brazil’s pan-Indigenous organization APIB, which represents many of the country’s 900,000 native people, said in a statement Saturday.

I’ll bet.

They’d better make Bolsonaro into a playable class for the upcoming Diablo 4, man. I’d play that.

I can’t think of many better ways to make Brazil great again than to arm groups of adventurers (chosen from one of five difference classes – seven with the expansions) to head off into the dark Amazonian jungles and clear it of its ravenous hordes of cannibal savages.

“The increase in violence in Indigenous territories is a direct result of his hateful speeches and steps taken against our people,” APIB said.

APIB leader Sonia Guajajara said the government was dismantling environmental and Indigenous agencies, and leaving tribes to defend themselves from invasion of their lands.

“It’s time to say enough of this institutionalized genocide,” she said in a post on Twitter.

These brave illegal loggers need to step up their efforts – big time – and start deporting these brown savages back where they came from. Wherever that is.

More importantly – is this stick part of a legendary set? Or does it at least give a bonus to DEX? I’d grab that.

Seriously though, I think we should all oppose logging the Amazon forest. That’s a real environmental disaster right there, unlike the global warming hoax, the peak oil hoax and all the other Jew-promoted environmental causes.

It’s not like we even need all that wood anymore – paper is mostly obsolete now, and pretty much everything that can be made of wood could be made of plastic as well or some other synthetic material.

Also, advanced countries like America and Canada have systems where wood is farmed in a sustainable way, and the wood industry there actually results in a net growth in forested areas instead of a reduction.

Unsurprisingly, all these real environmental problems are mainly an issue in countries full of brown people.

Which is why the Jews have to create all these fake problems to redirect the attention of the hippies, otherwise the environmental movement would inevitably become so racist it’d make the writers of the Stormer look like choir boys.