Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 9, 2017
Evil Starbucks Jew Howard Schultz would be giving free coffee to illegal immigrants – if he wasn’t Jewish.
Remember: most Mexicans will not see this denouncement or understand it. We still need to try to get them on Friday.
Please refrain from translating this article into Spanish. Plox.
Contrary to a fake ad promoted by social media users, the coffee-shop giant Starbucks will not be offering discounts to undocumented immigrants on August 11, the company has confirmed.
Created by internet trolls, the fraudulent ad titled “Starbucks Dreamer Day” reads, “All undocumented Americans will receive any item on the Starbucks menu 40 percent off” with the hashtag #BorderFreeCoffee. The word “Dreamer” is often associated with a group of undocumented immigrants brought to the country as children, as it’s named after a 16-year-old bipartisan immigration bill that seeks to legalize this group of people.
John Kelly, the Starbucks senior vice president of global communications, told The Associated Press over the weekend that the rumor is “completely false. One hundred percent fake.” The company has also taken to Twitter to respond to internet users who have promulgated the fake ad.
Internet trolls seized on the opportunity to market Starbucks to immigrants because the company is known for its progressive hiring practices, like setting goals to hire thousands of refugees and veterans.
The origin of the ad appears to come from the website 4chan. The point of the ad, as the creator pointed out on 4chan, is to get undocumented immigrants to go to Starbucks to ask for “free stuff,” a claim that perpetuates the myth that these people are freeloaders on U.S. society. Users have also suggested calling the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency to target Starbucks on Friday the 11th so that immigrants can be detained and potentially deported at the shops.
This is really great stuff.
The Canada troll was also great.
We need more of this.
I think we can get them to go to Canada. We need really clean Spanish translations and then we need them posted places where Mexicans go on the internet. I have no idea where Mexicans go on the internet.
I think we should establish an entire page in Spanish, with details of how to get to Canada, and show everything they are offering. When the media says it’s fake, we’ll then put a note on the page saying that Donald Trump ordered the media to say it was fake, because he doesn’t want any Mexicans to escape his wrath.
We can then put fake internal White House memos in English, with the translations, saying how “we have to shut down [name of website] so these rapists don’t escape to Canada.”
This will work. If you don’t know that this will work, you have never been around Mexicans to know how stupid they are.