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President Trump posted this:
Honestly, when I read posts like that from him, or see some of these clips from the Middle East, I’m like “yeah, whatever, have a war with Iran and do everything else for the Jews, just keep posting like this and I’m fine.”
But I do have to take issue.
The Boss’ skin was all atrophied, but he did something to fix it. No one knows what he did. Many people think he is eating babies or something similar. But I saw him perform with The Killers recently, and I was like, “damn, old man looking great.”
I also saw him perform recently with another of my favorite half-assed pop bands, Gaslight Anthem, and also saw he looked fantastic.
He looks a lot better than Brian Fallon, who is half his age. Poor Brian. You see, we, the Irish, are driven towards drinking large amounts of alcohol. If we do not consume this precious substance in massive quantities, we will die or become terrorists (in fact, these things will probably happen even if we drink enough alcohol). The problem is that after 40, when we really need the alcohol the most, that precious fluid which keeps us alive can also make us bloat up like piñatas. It is our cross to bear and we simply ask that you not judge our race and will continue to support our Dark Emperor Conor after he bloats up like one of those balloon creatures that advertises discounts at used car lots.
The point is, Trump is supposed to be tapped into the culture and he should know that Bruce, while definitely still a communist who hates America and is trying to destroy our country, looks really good now. I do think Trump should arrest him and send him to a gulag in El Salvador for supporting Joe Biden, but surely we can all admit it’s quite something for a 75-year-old man to look that fresh and fit.
No one knows how he recovered from Trump’s deadly vaccine, but he did, and Trump of all people should be giving him credit for that.
Trump should also start playing “Born in the USA” at his rallies and wait for Bruce to sue then say he’s overruling the Supreme Court and going to keep playing it. He should actually play “Lost in the Flood,” because “Born in the USA” actually is overrated.
(That clip shows why people still know who Bruce is. In the 70s, he really was that good.)
But he won’t play that at a rally. Trump only likes positive vibes pop tripe.
Unlike some people, I don’t think the Village People are still funny. I stopped thinking that was funny long ago. The Lee Greenwood song is still funny, but I’m tired of it. He should play something.
The only thing I can think of right now that would meet his standards and fit with his dancing style is this:
