Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now

Andrew Anglin August 13, 2024

Well, you know, this is. This is the thing. This is what I said the thing was going to be.

I don’t agree with it.

New York Post:

Donald Trump said he’s “more of a believer” in God after surviving an assassination attempt last month — calling the fact that only his ear was struck with a bullet a “miracle.”

“It hit me at an angle that was far less destructive than any other angle,” the 78-year-old former president told Elon Musk in an X livestream conversation.

“So that was a miracle — that was for those people who don’t believe in God, I think we got to all start thinking about that,” the Republican presidential candidate said.

We all know that this is going to be: “It was a miracle so I could save Israel from the Chinese-backed Iranian nuclear mullahs who opened our border and are turning our kids gay. There’s nothing wrong with being gay, we love our gays, but we don’t need any more of them, and the mullahs are trying to make more gays, they’re ripping us off, the border is open, Obama is gay and a Muslim, and also, I’ve heard, a communist who is involved with Chinese people, and that’s why I had this miracle.”

I’m not just cynical.

We all know that’s where this is going.

On some level, the stress of life can make you more religious. Age itself makes you more religious, but that’s something that happens between like, 35-55. I don’t think it happens between 72 and 78. Maybe it does. It could. But hard times can make you more religious. That’s possible. But I don’t think that’s happening, either with Trump or Musk, even though Musk would fit into the age range where it would make more reasonable, logical sense.

I’m not cynical for believing other people are acting cynically. That’s just called being realistic.

I do believe in God and I do believe in miracles. I believe in the miracles in the Bible, at least the ones that you have to believe in. I believe Jesus was born of a virgin and killed by the Jews and was resurrected after three days, and that he will return to judge the living and the dead. I believe the Nicene Creed. Moses crossing the Red Sea, you know, maybe that was low tide or something. God destroying Sodom seems to have been a space rock. I prefer the normal, natural explanations for things, generally. That is my constitution.

Further, I don’t believe magical miracles happen in the current year. Like, if your arm gets chopped off by some black guy with a machete, I don’t think you can pray and your arm will grow back.

All that said, I’ve experienced more than one incident in my life which was statistically impossible, which is really what we’re talking about with the Trump ear scratch when we hear people say that was a “miracle.” Nothing necessarily defied the laws of physics in this miracle, it’s simply that, if we looked at the probability, it would be a 1 in 100 million chance or whatever. And I do believe those miracles.

However, I also believe those miracles are personal. None of my own personal experiences which I think happened both to save my life and to tell me “yes, for sure God exists,” are things I would share with anyone, because they wouldn’t believe it, I would sound insane, and I have no proof. These things are for the individual.

If someone says “a miracle just happened on live TV,” then I think that person is at some stage in the process of developing schizophrenia. That is not something I expect or appreciate a normal person believing or promoting. It sounds weird, at the very least.

As I’ve Already Explained

I am not 100% totally closed to the possibility of a miracle happening on TV. That could happen. But there are some things that would also have to happen for me to believe that. Like, firstly, someone would have to deserve it. I don’t really think America deserves it.

In the story of Lot, he’s the last good man in Sodom, and angels are sent down to save him. He wasn’t even a great guy, because he offered his virgin daughters up to a violent mob for a gang-bang, but he was better than everyone else there, so God sent angels to save him.

I don’t think there are very many people in America who deserve that kind of thing, as America is a cesspit full of godless wankers who either worship the Jews or are serious sexual degenerates. So I think God might save some good people in America, probably by sending them to the Daily Stormer and hearing me tell them “move out of the cities because this whole thing is going to get really rough at some point and it will probably happen pretty fast.”

The other problem here with the “miracle theory” of the Donald Trump “assassination attempt” is that Donald Trump would himself have to experience some kind of change, personally.

Instead, Donald Trump’s first appearance after the alleged “assassination attempt” was appearing for a speech by a pro-abortion, pro-gay, used-up old hooker with a face tattoo who is into satanism.

That was where he entered the RNC, during her speech.

The RNC was filled with gays, abortionists, black activists, everything Jewish, all of this stuff.

I’ve said it before, but if I was Donald Trump, and I had just experienced a miracle that saved my life, I would roll up to the RNC like this:

There would be zero subtlety involved. It would have to be a full denouncement of the abortions, the gays, the Jews, all of these things.

If Trump actually believed it was a miracle, he would say “God has some purpose for me,” and the purpose would not be “make the Republicans all gay abortionists and then start endless wars for Jews.”

Maybe he wouldn’t immediately know all the right and Christian things, but he would at least know “this gay stuff and the abortions, the Jews – God does not like these things.”

But I think the “assassination attempt” was fake. I’m not even pushing that hard, because I know a lot of readers have a problem with it, just like when I said coronavirus doesn’t exist and was just the flu. Of course, now the CDC admits that coronavirus is just the flu. Technically, they still say it is some different kind of flu, but say it is indistinguishable from the flu. That’s kind of where things are going with the FBI director saying “well, it couldn’t really have been a bullet that caused that injury, so maybe it was shrapnel.” They will never say “this was all fake,” but they will say enough that you can conclude as much.

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