Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 16, 2019
The details are finally coming together regarding the Trump Administration’s hoax bombing of a Japanese ship in the Gulf of Oman on Thursday.
The event took place while the Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was in Iran for meetings to defuse tensions and possibly reopen trade between the two countries.
He was literally sitting in a meeting with the Iranian Supreme Leader when the Japanese boat was attacked.
The Trump Administration’s explanation for why the Iranians would do this is basically “well, they’re just fucking insane or whatever, I don’t know – look at them, they’re weird, they wear weird clothing, who knows what’s going on with these people.”
That explanation isn’t good enough for the Japanese, who are basically calling this a hoax. In fact, I don’t think it’s a good enough explanation for anyone other than the lowest tier retarded boomer American. This stupidest hoax ever is literally the global poker face meme.
Part of the problem that these hoaxers are going to face is that President Donald J. Trump is already extremely unpopular globally. He’s considered an evil racist orange individual.
So the idea he would do something like hoax a ship attack in order to start a war isn’t hard to believe.
This thing is coming apart in real time. And once it’s shown that the US is lying, and that the Israel-dominated Trump Administration is the only one who would have wanted this to happen, people are going to be like “wait, hold on – did you bomb this Japanese ship? The fuck is wrong with you people?”
Al-Jazeera has an article up by Maysam Behravesh, an Iranian analyst who is getting a PhD in Sweden, that goes through a lot of these details:
Thursday’s incidents, which caused damage to the Norwegian-owned Front Altair and Japanese-owned Kokuka Courageous, came just a month after the United Arab Emirates (UAE) reported “sabotage attacks” against four other commercial ships off the coast of its Fujairah emirate.
The US, which has been building up its military presence in the region, has blamed Iran for both events.
Hours after the latest incidents were reported, the US military released a grainy video that it said showed members of Iran’s Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) trying to remove an unexploded mine from the Kokuka Courageous.
This video could well be completely fake.
Nothing about this makes sense. Even if it was a mine that did the damage – and it wasn’t – why would they come back to the scene of the crime?
More pressingly: if the US is filming this, why didn’t they follow the ship?
How is this evidence of anything at all?
Tehran has denied the US accusations, saying the latest claims are both “ridiculous” and “dangerous”.
Mohammad Javad Zarif, Iran’s foreign minister, also called the timing of the reported attacks “suspicious”, given that a Japanese-owned ship was damaged while Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was on a visit to Tehran, seeking to defuse US-Iran frictions.
As calls grew for an international inquiry, the owner of the Kokuka Courageous cast doubt on the US narrative, saying the vessel’s crew saw a “flying object” before it was rocked by a second blast.
“I do not think there was a time bomb or an object attached to the side of the ship,” Yutaka Katada said on Friday.
It would be really, really hard to try to paint Japan as some kind of bad actor on the world stage. But the US is now in a position where they have to accuse them of lying. They also have to claim that a mine can blow a hole in the side of a ship – way above the water line.
This photo is the only evidence we’re being given, other than the weird video:
So I mean – okay, guy.
I’m a lot more likely to trust the Japanese analysis, because the Japanese don’t have any dog in this fight. The Japanese haven’t been pushing for a war with Iran for decades on end.
And the Japanese are basically saying “Mike Pompeo is as fat as he is because his entire massive bulb-like form is filled with shit.”
Including those bratwurstlike fingers – they’re like small balloons, filled up with shit.
Al-Jazeera even found a Jew saying this is bullshit.
“Tehran has the capability to commit such attacks and has threatened to interfere with shipping in the Gulf while it is also in a state of desperation due to the tight sanctions and international isolation,” said Max Abrahms, professor of political science at Northeastern University in the US.
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But with Iran still appealing to the remaining signatories to deliver on its promised economic benefits, Abrahms said it was not in Tehran’s interests to disrupt trade in the Gulf.
“The question arises as to why Tehran would commit such an attack because it only harms Iran on the world stage and helps its enemies, while scepticism is also warranted due to the unreliability of [US] intelligence,” he said, referring to the faulty intelligence Washington used to justify its invasion of Iraq in 2003.
And again: the US claims that they did it “because they’re insane.”
“They want to prop up our narrative, isolate themselves, and help us justify an invasion of their country because they’re just fucking nuts! Look at their weird clothes! Check the beards! They’re strange crazy people!”
“They’re like comic book villains! And not even the modern comic book villains that are written for adults where they have to have motivations – children’s comic book villains from the 1960s, when their only motivation was to purposefully do evil!”
This is literally the worst false flag in all of history.
And the Iranians are saying as much.
“It could not be Iran’s job or even that of certain elements within the Iranian state,” said Hamidreza Azizi, professor of international relations at Shahid Beheshti University in Tehran.
“Consider the coincidence of these attacks with Abe’s landmark trip to Tehran, the presence of Russian crew on Norwegian-owned Front Altair, the proximity of the incident site to Iran’s territorial waters, and finally the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s emphasis that “resistance” does not mean military action, and you will realise Tehran is not the culprit,” he said.
“It sounds like a provocative false-flag operation staged by Iran’s regional nemeses so they could play the victim and portray Tehran as the chief devil in the room even as they are trying to torpedo any chance of negotiations between Tehran and Washington and dragging Iran into a conflict they crave for but cannot win alone,” Azizi added.
Yeah, “devil” is an okay comparison.
Not really though.
Because remember that the devil had a coherent character motivation – he was cast out of Heaven by Saint Michael, so he wanted to corrupt God’s creation as revenge for having lost his status as the bringer of the dawn.
By tempting mankind into doing evil, the devil is accomplishing a revenge-oriented goal. He is not “evil for the sake of evil.” Nor is he putting himself in pointless danger with his behavior.
The Al-Jazeera piece closes with a quote from an affiliate of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
Regardless of who was behind Thursday’s incidents, insecurity in the Gulf is likely to persist “until the US and its allies change their aggressive behaviour towards Iran and let off steam”, said an IRGC-affiliated intelligence analyst.
Speaking to Al Jazeera on the condition of anonymity, the analyst said some in Tehran believe a large-scale confrontation in the Gulf is unlikely because such a conflict would also have severe consequences for the US and its regional allies.
“If these escalations lead to military confrontation between Iran and the US by any chance, Tehran’s response will not be limited to the US, but will definitely involve its allies in the neighbourhood; they will see the end of their rule,” the analyst explained.
“They might be hoping for a limited conflict, but that’s not how things will turn out in the case of Iran. It will be an all-out war but let’s not forget that it was the US that started this spiral.”
And this is truth.
If these people start a war with Iran, we are looking at a TOTAL WAR situation. The Iranian people are already rallied around the flag. And any hope of fomenting some kind of internal color revolution – which seemed to be Trump’s initial strategy – is now gone, and the only option left on the table is war.
Or just fucking off and acting like normal people.
But can you imagine a man this fat.
A man with this pedoface.
And a man this orange.
Acting like normal people?
Because I cannot.
I mean, seriously – look at those men’s faces. Do you think you can trust them?
We’re basically looking at the biggest war since WWII.
There will have to be a draft.
Tens of thousands of Americans will die.
Russia and China will be involved.
The entire world will spiral out of control.
I’m just gonna come right out and say it:
Basically, it’s the Biblical End Times.
All we can do is pray that God Himself will stop the satanic madman Donald Trump and his cadre of Jews and fat people.