Twitter Finally Identifies a Real Groomer – 50-Year-Old Guy Marrying 23-Year-Old Girl

Dane Cook and his fiancee

See, this is what real creepiness looks like.

Not teenage girls cutting their tits off, or teenage boys cutting their dicks off, or 12-year-olds taking drugs that’ll make them sterile and permanently destroy their health, or grown men in dresses sex-dancing for toddlers, or kindergarten teachers teaching kids literally in diapers that there are more genders out there than there are people.

All that stuff is fine.

The main issue is celebrities in their 50s marrying Arabs in their 20s. That is the threat to society and the order of human sexuality.

https://twitter.com/KEBrightbill/status/1555021316327149568

https://twitter.com/reynoldsgareth/status/1554875607569145857

https://twitter.com/cxptainjaneway/status/1554931964628668416

https://twitter.com/courtcroissant/status/1554599495522041862

https://twitter.com/sosomanysarahs/status/1555211223494377472

https://twitter.com/scriptederror/status/1555008034417479680

https://twitter.com/CosmicJester0/status/1555263125628264453

https://twitter.com/CariSessi/status/1554792453965860865

https://twitter.com/ZacRulzOK/status/1554526445367607297