Hangin’ w/ the woman I love. pic.twitter.com/8e2PnaNdIS
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) August 3, 2022
Dane Cook and his fiancee
See, this is what real creepiness looks like.
Not teenage girls cutting their tits off, or teenage boys cutting their dicks off, or 12-year-olds taking drugs that’ll make them sterile and permanently destroy their health, or grown men in dresses sex-dancing for toddlers, or kindergarten teachers teaching kids literally in diapers that there are more genders out there than there are people.
All that stuff is fine.
The main issue is celebrities in their 50s marrying Arabs in their 20s. That is the threat to society and the order of human sexuality.
Funny how the entertainment media isn't calling Dane Cook a groomer for marrying a woman he's known since she was 15 and started dating the second she turned 18, but they went all in on calling Ezra Miller a groomer for helping a trans adult get away from transphobic parents 🤔
— Kathryn Brightbill (@KEBrightbill) August 4, 2022
“Bride or Groomer?” – usher at Dane Cook’s wedding https://t.co/cMHdvL1YJO
— Gareth Reynolds (@reynoldsgareth) August 3, 2022
If you use the word “groomer” for drag queens, but not for Dane Cook, get away from me thanks <3
— Suzanne 🖖 (@cxptainjaneway) August 3, 2022
50 year old Dane Cook is engaged to a 23 year old he met when she was 15 and started dating when she was 18 is definitely disgusting. He’s a groomer. Call it what it is.
— 💀🏳️🌈₡ҤØ$Ẹ₦ Ø₦Ẹ🏳️🌈🧟♀️ (@Angelia007) August 3, 2022
Did you mean to say “Dane cook, the groomer, who met this girl at 15 and waited until her 18th birthday to ask her out, finally solidifies he’s a massive fucking creep”? https://t.co/lhcv6W9x0H
— Courtney 🥐 (@courtcroissant) August 2, 2022
Okay, look, I agree the whole "groomer" label got turned against queer people to protect straight cis men, but we don't have to defend Ezra Miller to make a yuck face at Dane Cook. It's entirely possible that multiple Hollywood people are being gross around much younger people.
— Sarah (@sosomanysarahs) August 4, 2022
Dane Cook won't see you dunk on him for being a groomer, but the other potential groomers will, and they'll know we all hate them which is a good thing so go for it
— Atlas Talos (he/him)🏳️🌈 (@AtlasTalos) August 2, 2022
Hi. Hello. To all the people calling Dane Cook's fiancee a gold digger? Fuck you. He is a groomer and an ephebophile. Please stop making excuses for wealthy men, it's just getting tired at this point.
— Cunty Hunty (@BronzdBrownGirl) August 2, 2022
When 2022 started I didn’t think I’d be ratio’ing Dane Cook for being a groomer, but here we are pic.twitter.com/vxW2QB1LQL
— Chazzi 🌹 🖤🤍💜 (@scriptederror) August 4, 2022
Dude. Dane cook, a cis male, groomed a child. He's an actual groomer, and the majority of groomers are actually cis people, specifically cis men. If you're taking offense to this Dane cook thing, that says way more about you than Queer people.
— Drew 🏳️⚧️ (They/Them) (@CosmicJester0) August 4, 2022
You can't boast about being a groomer pedophile on here dude
— Cari Sessi (@CariSessi) August 3, 2022
dane cook is 50 and just married a woman nearly half his age who he started dating when she was 18
and i feel gross using the term "groomer" to describe that because of the homophobes that ruined the meaning of the word.
— One Eye'd Zac's (@ZacRulzOK) August 2, 2022