“Uche, Where Art Thou?” – Unhinged Vaxer Psycho Ball-Chucker Dies Suddenly at 38 for Literally No Reason

Uche was trying to keep it real.

He was trying to push back against the rising tide of conspiracy theories.

It’s truly a shame he got cut down in the infancy of his campaign to stop internet disinformation by such a random coincidence.

TMZ:

Uche Nwaneri — former Purdue and Jacksonville Jaguars’ offensive lineman — has tragically died after he was found unresponsive in his wife’s Indiana home on Friday.

He was only 38.

Nwaneri was at his wife’s home in West Lafayette — about 65 miles northwest of Indianapolis — when police received a call around 1 AM stating the 6’4″ NFL guard collapsed in a bedroom.

Unfortunately, Nwaneri couldn’t be saved.

The Tippecanoe County Office of the Coroner tells us while the official cause hasn’t yet been determined, their initial (preliminary) report indicates Uche died of an “enlarged heart with acute heart failure”.

Authorities say there are no signs of trauma or foul play.

Well, it’s very normal to have a heart attack while playing football. Everyone has heart attacks playing football – sometimes 2-3 in one game.

Oh, he wasn’t playing anymore?

Oh well. It’s very normal to just have a heart attack basically whenever, for literally no reason.

It’s happened since the 1990s.

Many suspect global warming as the cause.