Everything in society is gay and retarded.
Why would people bother getting up on a Sunday to go enjoy more gay retardation?
The church is destroying itself. The Anglican Church is worse, but the Catholic Church is not far behind. (The various Protestants aren’t even worth mentioning, the only thing they do is worship Jews.)
The Church of England looks set to undergo a woke rebrand yet again by dropping the word “church” in favour of “relevant and modern-sounding” descriptions such as “community”, a new study has suggested.
Lambeth Palace appears to be avoiding the traditional word when discussing the creation of new worshipping communities and congregations.
The Centre for Church Planting Theology and Research looked at the language used by 11 dioceses to describe new churches.
It claimed 900 new churches set up by the dioceses in the past decade all opted against using the phrase “church plant” as its primary description.
Reverend Dr Will Foulger, who authored the report, found that six of the 11 dioceses used the language of “worship”, two used “congregation” and seven used “community”.
However, Dr Giles Fraser, vicar at St Anne’s in Kew, told The Telegraph that this apparent reluctance to use the word “church” reflects “a misplaced desire to be relevant and modern-sounding”.
Writing for UnHerd, Dr Fraser added: “The Church has given up on church. Not since Prince became Squiggle has there been such a daft revision.”
I don’t understand why we have to bring Prince into this. May he rest in peace.
A spokesman for the Church of England claimed one reason why the word “church” appears less often in the description of “new worshipping communities” is that these forms of worship can exist outside of traditional brick-and-mortar churches.
There are a growing number of new communities cropping up across the UK.
A “shh free” mass service is now on offer to welcome families at St Barnabas in Ealing.
Silent disco worship is also available at All Hallows Bow in East London.
Silent disco worship?
What?
What is going on here?
Ah.
Yeah, okay.