The world would be a better place if there were Spider-Men everywhere kicking stupid whores in their fat, ugly faces.
RT:
Bizarre footage from London showed a man dressed as Spider-Man kicking and punching a female worker in an Asda supermarket. Police arrested five people after the brawl, as reports pointed to a group of violent “pranksters.”
The video, apparently filmed on Thursday night, shows a man wearing a Spider-Man outfit bursting through a door and kicking a female staff member in the chest at an Asda supermarket in Clapham, London. He then punches her in the face, leaving her sprawled out on the floor. A separate video shows a massive brawl in the supermarket, where the costumed hooligan can be seen attacking someone with a crutch.
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The Daily Mail reported that the brawl started as a “stunt” organised by a group called Live Madness Replays, who record pranks and post them on Instagram and TikTok. According to the Mail, an account associated with the group live-streamed the brawl, but has since been deleted.
In a statement posted to Twitter on Friday, Wandsworth Police said that five people were arrested and remain in custody, and six were injured.
For great justice!
https://twitter.com/999London/status/1418591514373103620
https://twitter.com/999London/status/1418591528558137351
But yeah, um.
This collapse of reality is making people do weird things.
Hopefully, more of these weird things become AWESOME and involve women being attacked in hilarious ways.