UK: Woman Fined £150 for Feeding Pigeons in the Park

This is a different case, from a few years ago. This happens on a regular basis in Britain.

This is how the law operates in Britain.

In a sane country, this woman would’ve been dragged to the nearest tree and hanged for this atrocity, but in Britain she only gets a fine.

I realize some of you might be shocked by this statement, and I would’ve been too at one point in my life, but that was before reading Dick Dastardly’s On the Pigeons and Their Lies, the first book that made me see the world as it truly is.

Once you take the pigeonpill, and you realize that these creatures are not just minor nuisances that occasionally crap on your head, but the true incarnation of evil in this world, and the source of all mankind’s problems, there’s no turning back.

There can be no mercy for their collaborators.

Metro:

A woman received an ‘extortionate’ £150 fine for throwing two small crusts from a sandwich to pigeons in Manchester city centre.

Hazel Kirby’s punishment was triple the fine paid by Boris Johnson for breaching Covid lockdown restrictions at a Downing Street birthday party.

It’s always the women

She said it was ‘disproportionate’ to the current minimum £100 penalty for a speeding offence in the UK.

Hazel, from Bolton, Greater Manchester, was given the fixed penalty notice in Piccadilly Gardens for a ‘littering offence’ under Section 87 of the Environmental Act 1990.

She’d travelled into the city on March 31 for a hair and podiatry appointment and thought she’d share the crusts of her M&S sandwich with the birds.

‘I just chucked it across and a pigeon swooped in and took it. It was there for a matter of seconds and as far as I am concerned, there was no littering.

‘I went over to dispose of the wrapping in a bin and a woman from the council called me back.

‘She was very careful to not tell me what the fine would be until she took my details.’

‘When she told me how much it was, I heard the voice of a man behind me telling me to tell her to go away, in colourful language.’

Hazel, 61, said she has paid up, because she knew it could go up to a maximum of £2,5000 or she could go to court if she delayed for too long.

But the fine rose from £120 to £150 because she didn’t pay within 10 days as she left home the following day to visit a friend down south who had just lost her husband.

Hazel added: ‘Is it fair to say that the council is being overzealous? It just seems easy money to me to stop and fine someone for giving a pigeon a few crumbs of bread.

‘This whole episode has made me think, do I really want to go back into Manchester ever again?

‘I dropped a crust to a bird – it is not the crime of the century. I do not drop litter and am a responsible citizen.’

We are at fault for not slaying the pigeons.

You didn’t listen…