US Joins List of Countries Suing Faggot Apple Over Programmed Obsolescence

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 31, 2018

Almost more insulting than the Apple homosexual plot to slow down people’s phones so they’ll have to keep buying new ones was their response – “oh, CIS males, we’ll give you a discount on a battery to show you how sorry we are for fagging you over!”

 

Keep your damn discounted batteries, you cocksuckers.

I’m buying a chink Android.

RT:

The US government has reportedly opened up an investigation into tech giant Apple amid a torrent of lawsuits alleging the company used an iPhone update to intentionally slow down older models.

According to Bloomberg News, citing sources with knowledge of the matter, the US Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission have requested information from Apple as part of a probe into whether or not the company’s not-so-helpful update violated securities laws. The inquiry is still in its early stages, according to the sources.

It might not even work in the US, because our consumer protections laws are so shitty that they are actually allowed to do planned obsolescence.

While consumers and even foreign governments – French authorities launched an investigation of their own in early January – have cried foul over the company’s “planned obsolescence,” the US government probe will focus on whether Apple misled investors about the performance of older phones.

They were doing it for the investors – this is the only way to get them money.

They’re sure as shit not selling 100,000,000 thousand-dollar vanity phones with no button to people whose old phones still work normally.

Of course, it wasn’t good for the investors that they got caught, but I don’t know if they can get convicted of anything for getting caught.

In a statement released on Tuesday, Apple confirmed that it had received questions from US government agencies and was in the process of responding to them.

Apple apologized for the year-old update in December, insisting that the company would “never do anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product, or degrade the user experience to drive customer upgrades.”

Except that is the exact thing that they did.

However, the company’s admission that its so-called “update” had damaged the performance and battery life of older iPhone models triggered an avalanche of lawsuits from outraged consumers.

Aside from more than nine lawsuits underway in the United States, the company also faces legal battles in France, Russia and Israel.

Even the JEWS!

Now, as I say every time I write about the struggles of Apple: the reason they are having these struggles is because when the genius Steve Jobs died of stress, because they are a “progressive” company, they had to replace their CEO with a “diversity hire” instead of the man most capable for the job, who statistically would have been a heterosexual white male.

The faggot affirmative action CEO Tim Cook came up with the brilliant idea that the company’s future could be secured by simply continuing to sell infinity phones forever – even though the smartphone effectively peaked in 2014 with the iPhone 6 and competing Android models.

So the company was forced to turn to dirty tricks like this slowdown. And presumably other dirty tricks that have yet to be discovered.

This is where diversity leads: to mediocrity and abuse.

Because the heterosexual white male is the supreme being on the planet, it is the law of nature that he should rule the planet.