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Ned Price and Jake Sullivan are literally sitting in a room full of Harvard lawyers and saying “we need to ban Russians from more things – we need lists, people! Lists of things to ban Russians from!”
Chuck Schumer and Adam Schiff are calling them every 20 minutes, demanding more bans. Chuck is on Ned, Adam on Jake.
“Where are the bans? We need more bans!” the Russian Jews shout at the State Department homosexuals.
“Chucky baby, we’re working on it.”
“Schiffy baby, we’re working on it.”
The lawyers return with a new list.
The two homosexuals glance over the list, knowing that the next calls from the Jews are mere minutes away. They look upon the list, and despair.
“Damn it, we banned them from all these things while you assholes were making the list!” shouts Ned.
“What are we paying you for, if we can sit around and think of things to ban Russians from ourselves???” shouts Jake.
Ned’s phone rings. Jake’s phone rings.
Jake starts crying.
Ned rubs his back.
“Shhhh,” Ned says. “What about the G20? Did we ban them from that yet?”
Jake sobs, wiping tears and snot from his face, then timidly smiles, “I… I don’t think so.”
They answer their phones, confidently for the first time in days.
“We’ve got something for you.”
“It better not be the fucking ballet,” Schumer snarls.
“It better not be some fucking long ass old book no one ever reads anyway,” Schiff growls.
“G20,” the homosexuals tell their Jews.
“Neddy, baby, you’re a golden boy!”
“Jakey, baby, you’re a real mensch’s mensch!”
RT:
National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan said in a White House press briefing on Tuesday that the issue of Russia’s membership in the G20 amid its offensive in Ukraine could be subject to discussion with European allies, as US President Joe Biden set off on a trip to Europe.
“On the question of the G20, I will just say this: We believe that it cannot be business as usual for Russia in international institutions and in the international community,” he said, answering a question on whether Biden will move to exclude Russia from the group at his meeting with EU allies in Brussels. He added that the US plans to consult its allies and partners before making any final decisions.
In his speech, Sullivan also told reporters that further sanctions on Russia will be announced by President Biden and his European colleagues on Thursday, saying the announcement will focus “not just on adding new sanctions, but on ensuring that there is joint effort to crack down on… evasion, on sanctions busting, on any attempt by any country to help Russia basically undermine, weaken, or get around the sanctions.”
Yeah, also a great idea: sanctions against trying not to be sanctioned.
Maybe after this they can do sanctions against not trying to be sanctioned by sanctions against sanctions.
One thing is clear: eventually, there are not going to be any more things to ban Russians from.
The al-Qaeda's ally, aka US national security adviser Jake Sullivan, said that the US & "allies" are studying the issue of excluding Russia from the G20 pic.twitter.com/AZlpzJINot
— Elena Evdokimova (@elenaevdokimov7) March 23, 2022
