Watch: American CrossFit Couple Almost Fatally Enriched by African Machete Gang

Octavio Rivera
Daily Stormer
December 7, 2018

Niggers are able to provide that post-apocalyptic experience so many Westerners crave. They’re like zombies except they can operate simple tools like machetes or sticks, and they too reproduce exponentially faster than humans.

The Sun:

SHOCKING footage shows a group of machete-wielding bandits chasing an American couple on a dusty road in Kenya.

Bryant Swenson and his wife Lauren, from Utah, were driving near Mai Mahiu on November 30 when three masked men attacked their car.

Bryant Swenson and his wife Lauren.

You do know what’d have happened if the niggers caught them, right? How they’d kill his wife? I assume you saw enough “African farm attack” pictures.

The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three kids to open a CrossFit gym, spotted a white van which the gangsters are believed to have been trying to rob.

Are they trying to make niggers fitter?

Do they want to strengthen the enemy?

Smells like treason.

…moving to Africa tho.