Watch: Boat Carrying About 25 Invaders Washes Up on Malibu Beach


There is no one who deserves this more.

I hate Malibu.

New York Post:

A boat full with over two dozen suspected illegal migrants washed up on a Malibu beach near the $100 million oceanfront mansion of border wall-basher Barbra Streisand earlier this week, and federal authorities are still scrambling to track them down.

Video footage obtained by Fox News shows a migrant boat landing Tuesday just after 1 pm., about a half mile from the palatial 19-bedroom home owned by Streisand.

Some 25 people scattered onto the shore from the 25-foot panga boat — a type of vessel used by drug traffickers and human smugglers — footage of the wild scene shows.

Elvis is getting pretty good at this AI art, no? I dig it. I never would have thought of this. I would have tried to get Streisand in there screaming and crying, but it’s a real hassle to try to get real people in these images because of the censorship.

The suspected migrants quickly scrambled from the scene, according to the video posted on X by Fox News.

The U.S. Coast Guard got a call around 7:30 a.m. Wednesday regarding the 25-foot-long vessel, and LA County Sheriff’s Malibu/Lost Hills Station confirmed that a panga boat was found sunk off the Malibu coast later in the day, FOX 11 reported.

Malibu — the ultra-exclusive stretch of California coast that celebs such as Lady Gaga, Cher, Will Smith, and Jennifer Aniston also call home — is a sanctuary city about 100 miles from the US southern border with Mexico, far from the usual frontier crossings used by migrants entering the US from Mexico.

Why are all of our celebrities such horrible people?

Doesn’t that say something really bad about our society?