CAUGHT ON CAMERA: A 61-year-old Miami man was arrested following a road rage incident in Miami Springs where he wielded a machete and attacked another man, according to Miami Springs Police. https://t.co/FOseJ7XXRu pic.twitter.com/g8O2tDoTGU
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Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, check your shit, bitch – it’s me, Luis!
Y’all never should have swerved on Luis, because he don’t play around like that!
I’m coming at you!
A Florida driver has been nabbed after he was caught on camera allegedly slashing a man with a huge machete in a wild road-rage attack, cops said.
Luis Ruiz-Herrera, 61, is accused of jumping out of his car with the massive blade while stuck in traffic at a Miami intersection late last week, the Miami Springs Police Department said Monday.
Luis Ruiz-Herrera, 61
The shocking video, captured on another driver’s dashcam, showed Ruiz-Herrera suddenly lunging at the scooter-riding victim, who was stopped in the lane next to him.
The victim managed to jump off his scooter and back away slightly as a manic Ruiz-Herrera closed the gap between them, police said.
Ruiz-Herrera then allegedly swung the machete — slicing the victim’s left cheek, according to cops and the footage.
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Ruiz-Herrera, who was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, was granted a $10,000 bond but ordered to stay away from the victim.
Hey, bitch!
It’s your boy Luis!
Shouldn’t have done your boy like that!
Protip: if you ever see a sixty-year-old Mexican guy in shorts and party slides, you can guarantee he’s got a machete packed.