Watch: Pope Francis Defends Blessings for Homosexuals, Says People Don’t Understand

You’re just too stupid to understand the joy of anal, says the Pope.

You see, when you have a penis up your ass, it rubs against your prostate, which creates a lot of love.

That’s why we know that anal ramming is true love, and therefore needs to be approved by the Vatican.

It’s science.

Reuters:

Pope Francis on Sunday defended a landmark decision approving blessings for same-sex couples, suggesting that those in the Catholic Church who have resisted it have jumped to “ugly conclusions” because they do not understand it.

In a television interview, Francis made his first public comments since the Dec. 18 declaration sparked widespread debate in the Church, with bishops in some countries, particularly in Africa, refusing to let their priests implement it.

Sometimes decisions are not accepted, but in most cases when decisions are not accepted, it is because they are not understood,” Francis said in response to a specific question about the December declaration.

See?

These stupid niggers just can’t understand. They can’t understand anything.

The Pope added: “Niggers never even invented the wheel, so of course they can’t understand that stimulating a prostate with a penis or a fist creates true love.” (Note: he didn’t actually say that, but that is the implication here.)

“The danger is that if I don’t like something and I put it (the opposition) in my heart, I become a resistance and jump to ugly conclusions,” he said during a link from his Vatican residence with the “Che Tempo Che Fa” program on Italy’s Channel 9.

“This is what happened with these latest decisions on blessings for all,” he said, referring to the declaration known by its Latin title Fiducia Supplicans (Supplicating Trust). It was issued by the Vatican’s doctrinal department and approved by him.

Since the original declaration, the Vatican has been at pains to stress that the blessings did not amount to an approval of gay sex and should not be seen as anything remotely equivalent to the sacrament of marriage for heterosexual couples.

The “blessings” do amount to an approval of gay sex. They absolutely by definition amount to that.

Before this change the Pope implemented, homosexuals were not banned from the church. They had the same rights as everyone else. Now, they have special rights.

Can a pimp and his hoes receive a “blessing” from a priest now? If not, then why? It doesn’t make any sense. This stupid legalism, where they say “oh but we’re not actually blessing the gay sex, just the people and their relationship” is insane. It is meaningless gibberish designed to allow for the normalization of homosexual couples being approved of by the church.

YOU COULD ALREADY BE GAY AND GO TO A CHURCH AND REPENT. THAT WAS ALWAYS THE RULE. NO SINNER WAS EVER TURNED AWAY. THAT’S THE CORE CONCEPT OF THE RELIGION.

The people defending this are going to answer to God for it. I’m absolutely disgusted by the supposed right-wingers who are defending this.

Seriously, bro: What Would Jesus Do?

I understand that authority is important, but it’s not more important than right and wrong. Anal sex with men is wrong. It is one of the single most wrong things you can do.

Imagine if Jesus was here, in the flesh.

Do you think He would say “no, this is definitely evil, but it’s okay because he technically has the authority to do this so we have to respect his authority and not question the fact that homosexuals are in churches getting some kind of “blessing” from priests for their “relationship”?

If you can say, with a straight face, that Jesus would support this, then you are very brave, but I have a kind of awe for the boldness of that blasphemy.

If you can say “no, obviously Jesus wouldn’t support this,” then you need to ask yourself why it is you are defending it.