White House Labels Fraud Gamer Musk a “Special Boy”

They actually said “special government employee,” but it sounds like “special boy,” which is how people refer to retarded children.

Rumors are currently swirling that Elon Musk is literally retarded. Previously, it had been claimed that he talks like a retard because he is a genius, but no one understands what that means.

Maybe it’s possible for a genius to sound like a retard, but Musk has failed to ever say anything interesting or insightful, and in fact, he knows nothing about engineering, coding, or video games, all fields he claims to be a world expert in.

Reuters:

Elon Musk, who has moved swiftly to shrink the size of the U.S. government at President Donald Trump’s behest, is now considered a “special government employee,” the White House said on Monday.

The designation allows Musk, the world’s richest man, to work for the federal government but potentially avoid disclosure rules about conflicts of interest and finances that apply to regular government employees.

In itself, that is fine. I don’t care.

The government has too many rules anyway.

Although to be fair, this Elon situation is totally corrupt, and he literally bought a position in government.

Musk still runs electric car company Tesla and aerospace company SpaceX while chairing Trump’s cost-cutting effort called the Department of Government Efficiency. As CEO of SpaceX, Musk oversees the company’s contracts with the Pentagon and intelligence community that are worth billions of dollars.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Musk is classified as a “special government employee.” A second senior White House official said Musk is not receiving a government paycheck and is following the law.

Karoline herself is a bit “special” if not outright “touched.”

Special government employees are appointed to their positions for no more than 130 days, but Trump has not said how long Musk’s position will last.

Trump, who officials say has entrusted Musk with overseeing the revamp of USAID, on Monday defended Musk but said there are limits to what his adviser can do.

Elon can’t do and won’t do anything without our approval, and we’ll give him the approval, where appropriate; where not appropriate, we won’t. But he reports in,” Trump said to reporters.

“It’s something that he feels very strongly about, and I’m impressed, because he’s running, obviously, a big company,” Trump added. “If there’s a conflict, then we won’t let him get near it. But he does have a good, natural instinct. He’s got a team of very talented people.”

He’s not running any companies, Donald.

Please ask Barron about his gamer fraud.

There is no way he is paying someone to run his Path of Exile 2 account while actually running his own companies. He just pays people to run things for him while he smokes weed and posts garbage memes on Twitter in between attempts to seduce post-wall middle-aged women.