Who Even Started the Rumor That Johnny Depp Pushed Kate Moss Down the Stairs?

They say men age like wine.
Whereas women age like corpses.

Johnny Depp is probably going to go back and marry the used-up old hoe Moss like Poor Ben married used-up old hoe JLo.

New York Post:

Kate Moss testified in her ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp’s defamation trial because she “had to” set the record straight about a rumor he’d pushed her down a flight of stairs, the British supermodel claimed in a new interview set to air Sunday.

Moss, 48, appeared virtually in May during Depp’s lawsuit against ex-wife Amber Heard to rebut testimony that said Depp pushed Moss down the stairs when the pair dated in the 1990s.

“I know the truth about Johnny,” Moss told the Desert Island Discs, according to the Sunday Times. “I know he never kicked me down the stairs. I had to say that truth.”

Well, not kicking you down the stairs is certainly more than I’d have done for you, bimbo.

“Pretty girl. Let’s see how she fares against the stairs.”

I was doing cocaine in a bathroom with Johnny Depp in 2016, and he was whining about all this bullshit, and I was like “if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.”

Imagine being a famous, rich, handsome man and saying “damn, I really need to find a woman to be my mommy.”