Why switch hoaxes when you can combine them?
It’s no longer enough to obey the pandemic rules. If you don’t want to kill people, you also have to fight against climate change now.
Outbreaks of endemic diseases such as monkeypox and lassa fever are becoming more persistent and frequent, the World Health Organization’s emergencies director, Mike Ryan, warned on Wednesday.
As the climate change contributes to rapidly changing weather conditions like drought, animals and human are changing their food-seeking behaviour. As a result, diseases that typically circulate in animals are increasingly jumping into humans, he said.
There’s nothing suspicious about the World Health Organization, and there’s nothing weird about their logo. It’s just a, you know… it’s a Greek thing, right?
The serpent enjoys galaxy-wide recognition as the universal symbol of health, because uh… serpents are healthy and bring health to the peoples of the planets they visit.
You can trust the servants of the serpent with the health of your planet.
You are in good hands.